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RelCanonical wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man
Luckily most of it goes right over my head 
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
@Tacklewasher wrote: »@quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »@NovusDies wrote: »@pinuplove wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
You're just mean.
Huh. Who knew? :laugh:
Let the record reflect, I did not start this.
I'm only contributing
I haven't made one short joke... Jeez.
I'M OFFENDED.
You're supposed to lift us at the waist, not the armpits! smh
I like this better:
I'M OFFENDED.
Not enough cake.
I hear Whole Foods has good cakes. No lie.8 -
RelCanonical wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.@Tacklewasher wrote: »@quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »@NovusDies wrote: »@pinuplove wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
You're just mean.
Huh. Who knew? :laugh:
Let the record reflect, I did not start this.
I'm only contributing
I haven't made one short joke... Jeez.
I'M OFFENDED.
You're supposed to lift us at the waist, not the armpits! smh
I like this better:
I'M OFFENDED.
Not enough cake.
I hear Whole Foods has good cakes. No lie.
and only 400 kcal!5 -
RelCanonical wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.@Tacklewasher wrote: »@quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »@NovusDies wrote: »@pinuplove wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
You're just mean.
Huh. Who knew? :laugh:
Let the record reflect, I did not start this.
I'm only contributing
I haven't made one short joke... Jeez.
I'M OFFENDED.
You're supposed to lift us at the waist, not the armpits! smh
I like this better:
I'M OFFENDED.
Not enough cake.
I hear Whole Foods has good cakes. No lie.
Okay now, this was way too meta for my sensibilities. I'm at work and people are gonna start thinking I'm having a conniption.2 -
A typical non-dumpster fire mfp thread? Needs moar pie and cat gifs.cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It was a fat thread...3 pages ago :laugh: I don't know what it is now.
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cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It was a fat thread...3 pages ago :laugh: I don't know what it is now.
A chit chat thread for people who much prefer chasing people off their lawn using the sprinklers than flirting?2 -
RelCanonical wrote: »RelCanonical wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.@Tacklewasher wrote: »@quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »@NovusDies wrote: »@pinuplove wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
You're just mean.
Huh. Who knew? :laugh:
Let the record reflect, I did not start this.
I'm only contributing
I haven't made one short joke... Jeez.
I'M OFFENDED.
You're supposed to lift us at the waist, not the armpits! smh
I like this better:
I'M OFFENDED.
Not enough cake.
I hear Whole Foods has good cakes. No lie.
Indeed. Need me some 4000 calories.3 -
cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
:sick:1 -
I knew I’d cross a line with that keto beer. Ha!
Every time I see this thread, a certain Weird Al song jumps into my mind..0 -
cerise_noir wrote: »
A typical non-dumpster fire mfp thread? Needs moar pie and cat gifs.cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It was a fat thread...3 pages ago :laugh: I don't know what it is now.
Pie has fat. Chubby kittens have fat.
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ladyreva78 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »Any opposed?
None?
Motion passes!
WAIT!
Can chicken be a steak? What if it's on a bun?
What if the steak is chicken fried and covered in gravy?
If it can be prepared by a short order cook you shouldn't consider it in the same league.
I thought we were finished mocking her height. No? Carry on then.
Dead horses need tenderizing if you are going to make steaks out of them.
We're past steak and into dog food territory now.
Horse steak is delicious...
(yes, yes, I know, culturally not really an acceptable thing in the US. But seriously... I much prefer horse to beef)
I second that... ate it in Italy once or twice.0 -
cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It's low carb, 83 cals and not too bad tasting.0 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It's low carb, 83 cals and not too bad tasting.
I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.1 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »It's low carb, 83 cals and not too bad tasting.
So it is the NY strip of beer.
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nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
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nutmegoreo wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »cerise_noir wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »quiksylver296 wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »He'll never be finished mocking me. I guess it makes him feel like a bigger man Luckily most of it goes right over my head
My MFP legacy is going to be the short girl who got shorter. Better than what some other people accuse me of.
I only routinely mock people I like. You shouldn't have been the kind of person I like so naturally all the blame is on you.
I do that too. If I'm poking at a person, it's usually because 1) I think they can take it without being offended, 2) I trust that they won't overreact, and 3) I think their humor and personality is similar enough to mine, that 1 and 2 apply.
Yep. I thought that's how everyone did it?!? :huh:
Nope, some people are just genuinely cranky.
Get off my lawn, unless you have steak and beer. Wait, this is a fat thread....um.... keto beer? *ducks*
It's low carb, 83 cals and not too bad tasting.
I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
Right? It must be bulletproof or gtfo.0 -
purplefizzy wrote: »On everything all the time.
Not crazy bacon-wrapped cream cheese style.
But if that’s your thing, cool.
For me:
MCT In my coffee.
Olive oil and tahini on my green things.
Naturally occurring in my grass fed meats and fatty fish.
My brain/skin/body loves the lipids.
Also, I still have PTSD from the fat free 90s.
Lol - PTSD from the fat free 90s!! So true! Haha0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
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Yup. I'd agree with that.
I'd much prefer to have their Porter, but at 8.5% it's a lot of calories so it's a splurge. So is Rib Eye.
Ya gotta make choices somewhere.
Crap. I'm posting this in the FAT thread. What the hell am I thinking?2 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.0 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »
Yup. I'd agree with that.
I'd much prefer to have their Porter, but at 8.5% it's a lot of calories so it's a splurge. So is Rib Eye.
Ya gotta make choices somewhere.
Crap. I'm posting this in the FAT thread. What the hell am I thinking?
I'm getting ads for beer on FB now and it's all your fault.2 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »
Yup. I'd agree with that.
I'd much prefer to have their Porter, but at 8.5% it's a lot of calories so it's a splurge. So is Rib Eye.
Ya gotta make choices somewhere.
Crap. I'm posting this in the FAT thread. What the hell am I thinking?
I'm getting ads for beer on FB now and it's all your fault.
Hey.
Better then the ads for, uhmmm, personal enjoyment devices that you were getting....2 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »
Yup. I'd agree with that.
I'd much prefer to have their Porter, but at 8.5% it's a lot of calories so it's a splurge. So is Rib Eye.
Ya gotta make choices somewhere.
Crap. I'm posting this in the FAT thread. What the hell am I thinking?
I'm getting ads for beer on FB now and it's all your fault.
Hey.
Better then the ads for, uhmmm, personal enjoyment devices that you were getting....
I still haven't decided if MFP's ad engine thought I needed a little help or was a collector.
(The answer is neither, btw)0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.0 -
Tacklewasher wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »
Yup. I'd agree with that.
I'd much prefer to have their Porter, but at 8.5% it's a lot of calories so it's a splurge. So is Rib Eye.
Ya gotta make choices somewhere.
Crap. I'm posting this in the FAT thread. What the hell am I thinking?
I'm getting ads for beer on FB now and it's all your fault.
Hey.
Better then the ads for, uhmmm, personal enjoyment devices that you were getting....
I still haven't decided if MFP's ad engine thought I needed a little help or was a collector.
(The answer is neither, btw)
Oh my!0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!1 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!
Nobody else wants the job...0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!
Nobody else wants the job...
'Tis true.0 -
nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!
Nobody else wants the job...
Don't take this away from me
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nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!
Nobody else wants the job...
Don't take this away from me
Oh, don't feel bad. You get a crown!
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nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »nutmegoreo wrote: »I think we can now all see who is the true mean person here.
You better be referring to me.
I have several names for you.
We'll have to compare notes at the next Short Girl Society meeting.
Yes, Madame President.
So recently inducted and already President? I'm a real go-getter!
I claim Treasurer.2
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