Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • steph6556
    steph6556 Posts: 575 Member
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    @honeybee__12, 😂🤣. Love it. Totally agree.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    when they wont help me up off the floor if i fake die and do the dead weight thing

    Yes, that's definitely a big deal breaker. Or if they chuckle, grab their friends and say 'hey, look at her', then kick your side just to check.

    Just curious tho, how many times have you tested this out? :)

    i do it at least once a month with my kids after movie night and nowadays the girl has started to just cover me head to toe in blankets and solemnly place flower on top

    the boy throws stuff at me until i get up

    Too funny. :) Tell the boy he best be straightening out his ways before dating. Then when he does date, put a bug in his date's ear to play dead, test his reactions. :) And leave the girl more in your will because she's really sweet.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    yeah, I saw red venting
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    You know what? YOU sound suss!
    *vote ends in a tie *
    iMago wrote: »
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    When I tell them that red literally killed white in front of my eyes and I reported it THEN I die next like, they fight among themselves. deal breaker

    sounds kinda sus

    yeah, I saw red venting

    Ya but then call out every other color to get voted out until the last three and then suss red.
  • AlexandraFindsHerself1971
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    When they see my liking for planning and organization as a fetter on their freedom and possibilities of the day.

    (I'm not saying I don't want to go; I'm saying give me ten minutes to wash the lunch dishes and get the dinner meat out to thaw. Ain't no dish fairy going to show up and do them while we're gone, and we WILL come home hungry. )
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they hate me.

    Who?

    Anyone. It’s deal on unless they hate me. Then it’s a deal breaker. I don’t really ask for much.

    How?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    if they confuse jive with jibe
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    if they confuse complement with compliment
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if they confuse jive with jibe

    i like the cut of your jive
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    If your toenail snags my sheets

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  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    when she breaks eye contact as soon as you lower the mask
  • Tomas_Gato
    Tomas_Gato Posts: 8 Member
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    When they come back with a new identity but also the same tired lame takes on everything. Makes me literally want to pull my hair out. Or at least what hair I have left LMFAO.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    This will probably get me disliked,
    do not care.

    If he drives a Prius, an electric car or one of those tiny toy cars.
    I would not be able to take him seriously.

    Drat.

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    This will probably get me disliked,
    do not care.

    If he drives a Prius, an electric car or one of those tiny toy cars.
    I would not be able to take him seriously.

    Drat.

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    You always make me laugh! 😆
    Thank you for that! 🥰
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    If he expects me to call all the shots.
    His need to be much bigger than mine. 😏
  • stacshelb
    stacshelb Posts: 550 Member
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    Insecurity
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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