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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Only 80%? You’re too nice.
    Order tiramisu and I promise to eat all of it.

    Well yeah I feel better if I let him have a few bites. :smiley:
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    When he doesn’t share his food!

    I'm probably going to order a salad... Hoping to get a taste of yours lol

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    And then be like 🙄, when she wants a taste of my lemon
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:

    It would be fun to smear cream on your face but I don't want to waste any
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.

    Any sharing of food has to be contractually agreed upon before ordering the meal.

    Most restaurants give too much food nowadays imo.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    LOL y'all have no idea what you're messing with here :D:D I've gone to prison for much less

    I dont speak innuendo. The only languages I speak are blunt and direct.

    You touch my food you die...

    Evil clown.....

    Actually, I usually share and stuff and vice versa.

    Any sharing of food has to be contractually agreed upon before ordering the meal.

    Now see this could never work for me... I prefer to contractually agree after the meal
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »

    Mah dude I'm gonna order a half of a lemon wedge and eat her entire plate of lasagna

    Like hell you will.

    Order Tiramisu and let me eat 80% of it.

    Okay but you better eat quick... I can only stare at it for so long between it turns into a spoon fencing match lol

    Oh I am an eater. Dont worry. Lol

    This sounds like my kinda challenge... :kissing_heart:

    It would be fun to smear cream on your face but I don't want to waste any

    Well where's the fun in that 🤷🏽‍♂️ pppfff 😂