Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    someone who doesn't dust the house every now and then.

    like you go in the bedroom and the top of the headboard of the bed is covered in dust so thick you can write your name in it. that sort of thing.

    like cmon sis let's at least TRY to have a little self respect and pride here. maybe go pick up a can of pledge and a microfiber cloth or at least a few swiffers

    -included with the above is someone who doesn't clean their ceiling fans off once a month or so. you know what im talking about- when there's literal filth just chilling on the fan blades, getting all spun around and up in my nostrils.

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    oh god i knew you'd be one of those people

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    I refuse to clean them on principle. This place was a dump when we moved in, I’ll be damned if I’m leaving it in better condition than when we moved into this godforsaken place

    you probably haven't even swapped your bulbs out for wifi enabled color tune-able LED bulbs yet either lmfao
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I don't know who to quote so I'll just add..

    My uncle use to tell all us kids that only ugly people got sick 😂....

    I haven't gotten sick, like really sick in years and walk right thru most colds
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  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    If you can't code...
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »

    Is there a sign in sheet anywhere? Or are you doing tryouts? How does this work?

    Sure there is. I am single. Lol.

    i fear you missed the edits i made.
    does bacon count as pork?

    Pork bacon yes, obviously. I eat turkey bacon.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    If they have a name of an ex, I'll have to rename them
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I don't know who to quote so I'll just add..

    My uncle use to tell all us kids that only ugly people got sick 😂....

    I haven't gotten sick, like really sick in years and walk right thru most colds

    Oh crap - one time I got sick 3 times within a month so :sweat_smile:

    Well you're a swan now

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    I have NEVER seen a more perfect gif response 😍
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Steals my underwear and wears them
    True story
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Steals my underwear and wears them
    True story

    Dat pretty, silky feeling doh...
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Steals my underwear and wears them
    True story

    Dat pretty, silky feeling doh...

    Just buy your own
    I don't want my stuff stretched out
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Steals my underwear and wears them
    True story

    Dat pretty, silky feeling doh...

    Just buy your own
    I don't want my stuff stretched out

    Deal.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I don't know who to quote so I'll just add..

    My uncle use to tell all us kids that only ugly people got sick 😂....

    I haven't gotten sick, like really sick in years and walk right thru most colds

    Oh crap - one time I got sick 3 times within a month so :sweat_smile:

    Well you're a swan now

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    I have NEVER seen a more perfect gif response 😍

    Because of the choker?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    Well you're a swan now

    She is. You are.

  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Steals my underwear and wears them
    True story

    Dat pretty, silky feeling doh...

    Just buy your own
    I don't want my stuff stretched out

    Deal.

    I'm a bit of a hypocrite here, because he can't wear my underwear, but if he doesn't let me wear his tees and hoodies, that's a problem
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    Axe body spray.
  • cccerberus
    cccerberus Posts: 26 Member
    lying,
    manipulation,
    selfishness and other narcissistic behaviors.. like Thinking you're a princess..
    meanness,
    smoking,
    any addictions,
    being occasionally a total blackout drunk,
    wanting to maintain a friendship with her Ex,
    Arrogant and inflexible ignorance
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    old lady coffee breath
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    cccerberus wrote: »
    lying,
    manipulation,
    selfishness and other narcissistic behaviors.. like Thinking you're a princess..
    meanness,
    smoking,
    any addictions,
    being occasionally a total blackout drunk,
    wanting to maintain a friendship with her Ex,
    Arrogant and inflexible ignorance

    Pretty sure this post is about me.... keith that you?
  • tarekhamouda7445
    tarekhamouda7445 Posts: 465 Member
    Unforgiving
  • cccerberus
    cccerberus Posts: 26 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    cccerberus wrote: »
    lying,
    manipulation,
    selfishness and other narcissistic behaviors.. like Thinking you're a princess..
    meanness,
    smoking,
    any addictions,
    being occasionally a total blackout drunk,
    wanting to maintain a friendship with her Ex,
    Arrogant and inflexible ignorance

    Pretty sure this post is about me.... keith that you?

    LOL.. you sound fun.. and dangerous.
    like a recreational drug

    But no, my name is not Keith
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    A slob, not cleaning up after themselves
  • cccerberus
    cccerberus Posts: 26 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    cccerberus wrote: »
    lying,
    manipulation,
    selfishness and other narcissistic behaviors.. like Thinking you're a princess..
    meanness,
    smoking,
    any addictions,
    being occasionally a total blackout drunk,
    wanting to maintain a friendship with her Ex,
    Arrogant and inflexible ignorance

    Pretty sure this post is about me.... keith that you?

    Although in all fairness, yes this post is about someone. just not you
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Can't deal with my drastic mood swings and my one insecurity that will never go away
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    If he doesn't smell good, it's a NO.

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