The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • Jocko808
    Jocko808 Posts: 58 Member
    Not sure how this works but willing to try. My picture is current except that I have a beard now.
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,673 Member
    how the hell does this all work?
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    @SwannySez you need to get in here and match up some new recruits!

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  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 549 Member
    It's probably already been brought up but the title of this made me think of the dozens of Never Nudes

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  • MDAPebbles67
    MDAPebbles67 Posts: 181 Member
    I hope you do a better job than other dating sites. I keep getting matched with crazies and scammers.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    I hope you do a better job than other dating sites. I keep getting matched with crazies and scammers.

    yep. money back guarantee
  • MDAPebbles67
    MDAPebbles67 Posts: 181 Member
    [/quote] Details?[/quote]

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    edited March 2019
    Details?

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.

    In my experience with online dating years ago, this was any guy I said no to. Men (boys) don't take rejection very well.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Details?

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.

    In my experience with online dating years ago, this was any guy I said no to. Men (boys) don't take rejection very well.

    I haven't had to reject very many men with online dating, but I've had some mixed reactions from women when I'd tell them "I had a nice time but unfortunately I didn't really feel a spark or connection." MOST of them were nice and appreciated me giving them a definite answer, but a couple got mad and did not react so well.

    When a woman was not interested in me however, I have never found one to be direct with that message. They have either ghosted me, or just given multiple excuses why they were too busy. Either way I eventually got the message. But maybe your experience is why many of them didn't just give me the brutal honesty that I wanted. It makes sense. If they assume I'm going to react badly, they probably would just rather avoid the situation altogether.

    I always tried to be direct because the reaction didn't bother me. And yes, that is likely why most women avoid it. Many men react aggressively and proceed to insult when rejected. I only resorted to ghosting when they continue to harass after the initial rejection.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Details?

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.

    In my experience with online dating years ago, this was any guy I said no to. Men (boys) don't take rejection very well.

    I haven't had to reject very many men with online dating, but I've had some mixed reactions from women when I'd tell them "I had a nice time but unfortunately I didn't really feel a spark or connection." MOST of them were nice and appreciated me giving them a definite answer, but a couple got mad and did not react so well.

    When a woman was not interested in me however, I have never found one to be direct with that message. They have either ghosted me, or just given multiple excuses why they were too busy. Either way I eventually got the message. But maybe your experience is why many of them didn't just give me the brutal honesty that I wanted. It makes sense. If they assume I'm going to react badly, they probably would just rather avoid the situation altogether.

    I always tried to be direct because the reaction didn't bother me. And yes, that is likely why most women avoid it. Many men react aggressively and proceed to insult when rejected. I only resorted to ghosting when they continue to harass after the initial rejection.

    @SwannySez should match us together so we could be brutally honest with each other and reject one another with no worry about a bad reaction. Sorry, @Cassandraw3 it's not you, it's me.
    ;)

    I'm down with that. Being brutally honest is one thing at which I am good. Don't ask my opinion if you can't handle constructive criticism.
  • Quesoislife
    Quesoislife Posts: 11 Member
    Looking for knub in all the wrong places.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Looking for knub in all the wrong places.

    Don't be cheesy, Queso. It's Wookin' Pa Nub.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Looking for knub in all the wrong places.

    Don't be cheesy, Queso. It's Wookin' Pa Nub.

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    You're welcome, A-Aron.
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  • FaabLife4
    FaabLife4 Posts: 90 Member
    Details?[/quote]

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.
    [/quote]

    I've experienced this same mess. 2 years of complete nonsense, then I finally met my man. Too sexy to be real but I took a chance and met him. I could not believe those were actually his pics and delighted he was being honest. So glad I didn't give up. 😁
  • Quesoislife
    Quesoislife Posts: 11 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Looking for knub in all the wrong places.

    Don't be cheesy, Queso. It's Wookin' Pa Nub.

    Misunderstood. I said knub and I meant knub.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    FaabLife4 wrote: »
    Details?

    At least once a week I am contacted by a US soldier who is in Iraq, Afghanistan, or Syria on a secret peacekeeping mission. Invariably they are foreign born (to explain the broken English) and have suffered some great tragedy (to gain your sympathy).
    The end game is to get you to send them money for some crises

    I have also been wooed by:
    Men who are willing to move anywhere for love
    Much younger men looking for cougars (I was sure the 22yr old was part of a police sting. He looked 15)
    Men who get angry when I say no thanks
    Men who think a preview of their parts will seal the deal
    DOMs looking for subs
    Submissive men who want to clean my house and give massages (I thought twice about that one)
    Lesbians who think I'm confused


    *I have met some very nice people who were not right for me. It's great entertainment as well.
    [/quote]

    I've experienced this same mess. 2 years of complete nonsense, then I finally met my man. Too sexy to be real but I took a chance and met him. I could not believe those were actually his pics and delighted he was being honest. So glad I didn't give up. 😁[/quote]

    Wow lol
  • TheSaltedSeaCake
    TheSaltedSeaCake Posts: 56 Member
    So let me get this straight....if I'm dead..you'll find me my eternally ever after parter?
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  • @SwannySez I want to be matched...preferably with someone as beautiful as @burlygirl91
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    @SwannySez I want to be matched...preferably with someone as beautiful as @burlygirl91

    She's mine too .. Sorry :D:#
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    @SwannySez I want to be matched...preferably with someone as beautiful as @burlygirl91

    She's mine too .. Sorry :D:#
    😂

    Damn. Im tired of sharing with her
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
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    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢
  • @SwannySez I want to be matched...preferably with someone as beautiful as @burlygirl91

    She's mine too .. Sorry :D:#

    Dammit, Slim...you can't have them both!
  • Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
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    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢

    Clearly
  • Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
    u9cpuikh2e3g.gif
    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢

    I think swanny caters for more than a duo, if you know what i mean

    Reeeeeeeaaaaaallly....
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
    u9cpuikh2e3g.gif
    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢

    I think swanny caters for more than a duo, if you know what i mean

    Reeeeeeeaaaaaallly....

    Oh yes. My lover took another and i got to watch
  • Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
    u9cpuikh2e3g.gif
    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢

    I think swanny caters for more than a duo, if you know what i mean

    Reeeeeeeaaaaaallly....

    Oh yes. My lover took another and i got to watch

    Got to watch your lover with her new lover? Or got to watch her take your lover from you?
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Sorry guys, Jo is all mine now 😁
    u9cpuikh2e3g.gif
    Come ere lover 😘

    @OrangeBlossomSpecial21 looks like we’ve both been ousted 😢

    I think swanny caters for more than a duo, if you know what i mean

    Reeeeeeeaaaaaallly....

    Oh yes. My lover took another and i got to watch

    Got to watch your lover with her new lover? Or got to watch her take your lover from you?

    We were a happy throuple.