The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Pour_Decisions wrote: »
I thought that I made it clear that this was NOT that kinda thread, ma'am. Goodness gracious.2 -
standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.
Whoa whoa.
The original verbiage said the original match was forever binding. The god of this thread just contradicted himself, therefore he is no god at all. The emporer has no clothes...and that's not good at all in a totally not nude thread.
Finally, I'm already non-existent. Go ahead, I'll wait while you click my username.
By every measure you have no power. @kindalikevelma and I will now recommence with our commencements. Good day, sir.
How are we supposed to talk external hard drives now?
@kindalikevelma
This is going to make our very public stripteases more difficult, given that I can no longer change profile pictures. Hmmmm. I'll have to dwell on a solution.
I have no idea what you’re talking about..
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JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.0 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.
Whoa whoa.
The original verbiage said the original match was forever binding. The god of this thread just contradicted himself, therefore he is no god at all. The emporer has no clothes...and that's not good at all in a totally not nude thread.
Finally, I'm already non-existent. Go ahead, I'll wait while you click my username.
By every measure you have no power. @kindalikevelma and I will now recommence with our commencements. Good day, sir.
How are we supposed to talk external hard drives now?
@kindalikevelma
This is going to make our very public stripteases more difficult, given that I can no longer change profile pictures. Hmmmm. I'll have to dwell on a solution.
I have no idea what you’re talking about..
Don't you worry your pretty little head over that specter, ma'am. We're gonna get you all fixed up real soon, y'hear?0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Annnnd, I totally just pictured them in the pottery scene.
Yikes.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
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JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I noticed another that has a pet name for him, but I won't roll that person under the bus.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I have pet names for everyone. That's how I keep y'all...straight.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I have pet names for everyone. That's how I keep y'all...straight.
I’d like one of these pet names you speak of.0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I have pet names for everyone. That's how I keep y'all...straight.
I’d like one of these pet names you speak of.
I think he called you ma'am
That’s appropriate, given my age.0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I have pet names for everyone. That's how I keep y'all...straight.
Do you have one for me?0 -
Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
@kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
@RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.0 -
Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
@kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
@RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
I feel violated.
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RomaineCalm wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
@kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
@RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
I feel violated.
Oh c'mon, Romey. It's totally tongue in...cheek.1 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
@kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
@RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
I feel violated.
Oh c'mon, Romey. It's totally tongue in...cheek.
No doubt it is. I'm sure it just stems from your love of partaking in a delicious tossed salad.0 -
RomaineCalm wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
@kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
@RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
I feel violated.
Oh c'mon, Romey. It's totally tongue in...cheek.
Juuuust a bit outside0 -
burlygirl91 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »
oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
Lord knows they're here in abundance. :laugh:
*Looks around...... Raises hand* preeesent!
Get over there with your ghost lover, Demi.
Lol. I already told you oh great one I'm just a spectator. All of this won't apply to me
And I told you that you don't make the rules around here, Question mark and the Mysterians. So spare us your 96 tears, cuddle up with the memory of Leuty's Skivvies and make us some dadgum pottery.
Lol. @SwannySez you're the one who has pet names for him. Maybe you should match yourself with leut 😂
I have pet names for everyone. That's how I keep y'all...straight.
Pet names huh? I don't think I wanna know mine haha
Well, you see, start by replacing one letter of your current SN. Then from there we swap a few euphemisms. Get to Anchorman and voila. Unfortunately, it is inappropriate for MFP and particularly this thread so you'll just have to use your imagination.1 -
@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »@RomaineCalm wrote: »@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.
Can I call you tossey? 😂😂
You just mind your Ps and Qs there, Timey.
See, I'm the guy that tells you there are people you can mess with in here and there's people you can't. Now, that's not quite a person you can't mess with, but it's almost a person you can't mess with. So I'm gonna make a *kitten* ruling on this right now. You don't *kitten* mess with The Tosser. You understand?
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leut_underpants wrote: »Welp, looks like @SwannySez called in the mods on me.
How could you?*
*Even if we all know you didn't.
That is just an awful thing to say even in jest, Leuty.
Also? The comment I made while you were posting this looks positively horrific now.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »@RomaineCalm wrote: »@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.
Can I call you tossey? 😂😂
You just mind your Ps and Qs there, Timey.
See, I'm the guy that tells you there are people you can mess with in here and there's people you can't. Now, that's not quite a person you can't mess with, but it's almost a person you can't mess with. So I'm gonna make a *kitten* ruling on this right now. You don't *kitten* mess with The Tosser. You understand?
I literally lol'ed on this one 🤣🤣🤣
You a fan of Mr. French?0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »@RomaineCalm wrote: »@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.
Can I call you tossey? 😂😂
You just mind your Ps and Qs there, Timey.
See, I'm the guy that tells you there are people you can mess with in here and there's people you can't. Now, that's not quite a person you can't mess with, but it's almost a person you can't mess with. So I'm gonna make a *kitten* ruling on this right now. You don't *kitten* mess with The Tosser. You understand?
WUT IN TARNATION is happening right now?
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leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Welp, looks like @SwannySez called in the mods on me.
How could you?*
*Even if we all know you didn't.
That is just an awful thing to say even in jest, Leuty.
Also? The comment I made while you were posting this looks positively horrific now.
Doesn't it though?
And yet even your mysterious lack of boundaries cannot contain me. It's just a flesh wound!
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leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Welp, looks like @SwannySez called in the mods on me.
How could you?*
*Even if we all know you didn't.
That is just an awful thing to say even in jest, Leuty.
Also? The comment I made while you were posting this looks positively horrific now.
Doesn't it though?
And yet even your mysterious lack of boundaries cannot contain me. It's just a flesh wound!
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leut_underpants wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »@RomaineCalm wrote: »@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.
Can I call you tossey? 😂😂
You just mind your Ps and Qs there, Timey.
See, I'm the guy that tells you there are people you can mess with in here and there's people you can't. Now, that's not quite a person you can't mess with, but it's almost a person you can't mess with. So I'm gonna make a *kitten* ruling on this right now. You don't *kitten* mess with The Tosser. You understand?
If there's The Tosser then there must be The Tossee. Am I right @chrisrose9731 ?
Hmm after careful consideration and assessing the situation I have concluded The Tossee would indeed need to be present for any and all Tosser possibilities. Happy to offer my assistance.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »@RomaineCalm wrote: »@JustPassingTime wrote: »Pet names are usually a spur of the moment thing and may or may not last more than a moment. They may, like Timey, change from post to post depending on my mood.
kindalikevelma has always been The Moose Murderer because she reminds me of a femme fatale.
RomaineCalm? The Tosser. For obvious reasons.
As I said, these may or may not be consistent from moment to moment.
😂😂😂
Oh hush, no one asked you.
Can I call you tossey? 😂😂
You just mind your Ps and Qs there, Timey.
See, I'm the guy that tells you there are people you can mess with in here and there's people you can't. Now, that's not quite a person you can't mess with, but it's almost a person you can't mess with. So I'm gonna make a *kitten* ruling on this right now. You don't *kitten* mess with The Tosser. You understand?
If there's The Tosser then there must be The Tossee. Am I right @chrisrose9731 ?
Hmm after careful consideration and assessing the situation I have concluded The Tossee would indeed need to be present for any and all Tosser possibilities. Happy to offer my assistance.
Assistance? I was rather considering you for the position.
Wait, are you trying to match me??2 -
Ahh...
Interesting, I do find myself unclaimed...
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Also un-nicknamed. 0
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