The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
You and George had a deal. I was still negotiating logistics. I got a better offer before things could be finalized.
wait so I could have haggled? I thought like so many other things this just landed in my lap and I had to live with it....0 -
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MistressSara wrote: »My fluffers are laying a lot of eggs lately. Been making a lot of omelets. @nooshi713
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leut_underpants wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
You and George had a deal. I was still negotiating logistics. I got a better offer before things could be finalized.
wait so I could have haggled? I thought like so many other things this just landed in my lap and I had to live with it....
I'm guessing by "this" you mean @denny_mac
If you were to read the covenants attached to my OG match with @kindalikevelma they clearly are more binding (ohsogiggity) than this faux match that was still under negotiation. Additionally, the language I choose to express interest in a possible new match was very clearly predicated on the assumption of her permanent disappearance. As it is apparent she is no longer absent, the entire premise is void.
Plus she'd code me into a pine box if I did. :bigsmile:
By this I meant Denny and YOU. I vaguely remember the covenants, I was around for that, so was the word fluffers.
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So technical.0
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Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
Thank you Swanny, I vow to play nice and be gentle on my new toy.. ermmm match. 😁1 -
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I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
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I still want @CoffeeAndContour if @SwannySez will share her?!2
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leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
I keep reading wrong hole :ohwell:
Wrong hole would be quite unfortunate and definitely lack said precision.0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
I keep reading wrong hole :ohwell:
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You hush. 0
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leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
I keep reading wrong hole :ohwell:
Wrong hole would be quite unfortunate and definitely lack said precision.
It can be a bummer
Perhaps we should end this talk
Butt I don't wanna
I can’t help butt notice the lack of punctuation, I’m a bit anal about such things.2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I appreciate precision, helps avoid misunderstandings and poor match ups.
I keep reading wrong hole :ohwell:
Wrong hole would be quite unfortunate and definitely lack said precision.
It can be a bummer
Perhaps we should end this talk
Butt I don't wanna
I can’t help butt notice the lack of punctuation, I’m a bit anal about such things.
Pucker up, we'll kiss and make up. :flowerforyou:
I do enjoy your cheeky replies.
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I'm not nude lol0
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chrisrose9731 wrote: »I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?laprimaJenny wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?
Sorry she’s taken!
Don’t worry ladies, there’s enough of me to go around 😘
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@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.1 -
leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez
Can I make a request to be side matched with my woo birds? The relationship will remain non-consensual, and I'll promise to still feel violated so they get something out of it. I'd just really like the make official that they are making Le Woo with a corpse account.
I understand it's possibly a gray area for your line of work, but it seems like necrophilia is about the only thing the thread lacks yet. Would complete the portfolio.
No. Your match has been made.0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.
So when you match someone who becomes the plaything and player?
Anyone who tries to renege on their match becomes a toy regardless of their initial status. Sometimes? They become nonexistent.2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.
Whoa whoa.
The original verbiage said the original match was forever binding. The god of this thread just contradicted himself, therefore he is no god at all. The emporer has no clothes...and that's not good at all in a totally not nude thread.
Finally, I'm already non-existent. Go ahead, I'll wait while you click my username.
By every measure you have no power. @kindalikevelma and I will now recommence with our commencements. Good day, sir.
You're slipping. Gods are famous throughout history for this very thing. Google it.
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leut_underpants wrote: »@SwannySez - Did you see what my match did in another thread???:leut_underpants wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 I need to file a missing persons report. kindalikevelma has been missing for weeks. Please bring her back to me. :flowerforyou:
Spoken like someone trying to shift blame. 🧐
I’m gonna need a sample of your DNA. Never mind you’ve left it all over MFP, it won’t be hard to find. 😂
if anything is going to get me to crawl out of my hole, it’s this. here’s part of my face. 😂
Woohoo!
I'm now out of the threesome! Sorry boys, my OG match has returned. :bigsmile: @denny_mac
@leut_underpants I'm afraid it's not that easy. We had a deal.
@denny_mac, he has been matched with you and @George_of_the_Jungle. Any prior matches are null and void as of when this match was made. Should @leut_underpants try to deny this match he shall be banned from this thread and any matches he attempts to make on MFP will be rendered null and void. He is your plaything or he is nonexistent. His choice.
Whoa whoa.
The original verbiage said the original match was forever binding. The god of this thread just contradicted himself, therefore he is no god at all. The emporer has no clothes...and that's not good at all in a totally not nude thread.
Finally, I'm already non-existent. Go ahead, I'll wait while you click my username.
By every measure you have no power. @kindalikevelma and I will now recommence with our commencements. Good day, sir.
How are we supposed to talk external hard drives now?0 -
You dare question my power? You dare claim to know? Well...
Let the name of @leut_underpants be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of The Official Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People. Let the name of @leut_underpants be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of this thread for all time.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
In consequence of this insolence, @kindalikevelma is heretofore matched with @JustPassingTime. May their love shine forth as a beacon and as a warning.
Thus sayeth the Swan.3 -
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MistressSara wrote: »My fluffers are laying a lot of eggs lately. Been making a lot of omelets. @nooshi713
Oh thats awesome! Do u have pics of them?
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leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
I'm still here. At least in mind. Sadly, my external hard drive remains untouchable. :ohwell:
I’m confused. How are you are here but not? You’re a magician Leuty.2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
I'm still here. At least in mind. Sadly, my external hard drive remains untouchable. :ohwell:
I’m confused. How are you are here but not? You’re a magician Leuty.
Meh, I've done it before. Detected the trick back in the days when I was generating blank threads before they closed that loophole (mostly) down.
I'd show that off again but they don't like it when I point out the ineptitude of their systems. Related, why should a dead account still have ability to authenticate for posting? Makes no sense, and yet here I am.
You're some kind of apparition...an impeccably-dressed spirit haunting the MFP forums.1 -
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JustPassingTime wrote: »You dare question my power? You dare claim to know? Well...
Let the name of @leut_underpants be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of The Official Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People. Let the name of @leut_underpants be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of this thread for all time.
So let it be written. So let it be done.
In consequence of this insolence, @kindalikevelma is heretofore matched with @JustPassingTime. May their love shine forth as a beacon and as a warning.
Thus sayeth the Swan.
Uhhhhhhh thanks? But no I pass @SwannySez I'm just an audience to this show. just a spectator nothing else
You seem to be working under the mistaken assumption that you have some say as your role in this thread. As luck would have it - for YOU! - your eternal match has chosen to flee so you will not be required to perform the duties of a lover. You are, however, for the purposes of this thread (and by extension all of MFP) eternally bonded to the Leut.
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oh? Am I reading this as a need / desire for the Swanny to match-you-up with some creepy old man?Pour_Decisions wrote: »
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