The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    Hmm this is both exciting and worrisome. Isn’t there a nickname thread somewhere in this funhouse?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Hmm this is both exciting and worrisome. Isn’t there a nickname thread somewhere in this funhouse?

    The only nicknames here are the ones that I decree. I am a megalomaniacal dictator in this thread. Ask Leuty and his forever dates: @denny_mac and @George_of_the_Jungle.

    I must give yours some thought, but fear not, I shall dub thee on the morrow.

    Now, kids, keep it clean in here. This is not some kinda trashy sex talk thread. You want that? There’s plenty of other places to go. We are nothing but classy love and g-rated passion here.

    We get our kicks above the waistline, sunshine!

    Sweet dreams!
  • Deadman_Diggingup
    Deadman_Diggingup Posts: 3,082 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    nosugrefm wrote: »
    Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend. :wink:
    Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.


    SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)

    Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_

    Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy! ;)

    She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Dammit!

    it's too bad. the two of you would make quite the striking MFP pair!

    I know, right?! I tried selling her on a little secret side action, but she’s far too classy a lady for that kind of nonsense.
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    nosugrefm wrote: »
    Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend. :wink:
    Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.


    SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)

    Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_

    Once upon a time... but he ended up choosing his wife over me... the nerve of that guy! ;)

    She won’t budge on the sister wives thing! It’s out of my hands 🤷🏻‍♂️

    Dammit!

    it's too bad. the two of you would make quite the striking MFP pair!

    I know, right?! I tried selling her on a little secret side action, but she’s far too classy a lady for that kind of nonsense.

    😘
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    You thought I forgot, didn’t you, @chrisrose9731?

    I did not, Pokey.
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    You thought I forgot, didn’t you, @chrisrose9731?

    I did not, Pokey.

    I like to think I’m not easily forgotten...
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    Nothing better than a fully lit moon...well except kisses.
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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  • travelerscode
    travelerscode Posts: 24 Member
    Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    Hey ladies!
    Is the matchmaking still going on in this thread?

    The matchmaking never ends. But I do pause now and again because...well...life.
  • Liampp
    Liampp Posts: 17 Member
    Hmm. I’d love to match with someone who’ll appreciate the fit me I’m working on.
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    I wanna be matches up with a Chicago style deep dish today!
    Or Vans pig stand would be good... happy Sunday you fully dressed clan!
  • Quesoislife
    Quesoislife Posts: 11 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    @_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

    Based on your criteria I now pronounce you matched to @george5911 who at first blush may not show all your characteristics but may grow to have them.

    Congrats!

    Oh FFS you.

    While I wouldn't say no, I'm only 6' and nearly 40 years old, not getting any taller. Also, can't be controlled.

    That's not what I heard 🙊
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Oh boy. This looks entertaining.
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  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,416 Member
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.
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  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,416 Member
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.
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  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,416 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    How large is a fainting couch? @SwannySez and I are both pushing nearly 300 lbs each.

    It'll surprise you.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.

    Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.
  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,416 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    What YEAR is it

    I come back to the forums after a several mumblemumble hiatus and I find this thread, the best thread I have ever seen.

    @denny_mac and @SwannySez, I like the cut of your respective jibs.

    I am available only as wine friend for the eventual relationship trainwrecks not at all caused by this thread in any way. My fainting couch is open.

    I don't do wine. What about coke?

    I only have Dr. Pepper. And LSD.

    Acid invites you through the door. PCP opens that door, shoves you through, slams the door behind you...and locks it.

    I just wanna stare at the grass for a while, is all.
  • chrisrose9731
    chrisrose9731 Posts: 245 Member
    *crickets*
    How’s the grass?
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    *crickets*
    How’s the grass?

    A little harsh, but if you bubble it through some clear, well-distilled spirits ...