The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you. ask you out.
FIFY
Damn lol
You really want this to happen huh?
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Hello
Age-39
Sex- not very often
Location- the south1 -
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
@SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)1 -
standenvernet wrote: »
Your Wife has asked to keep that in her private group to facilitate the pic exchanges.Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend.
@SwannySez , you did me right last time around, but @Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings would prolly appreciate someone better aligned with her interests and needs (she has been a great sport & deserves far better)
Oh Oh! I have a suggestion for her: @_Deadman_Walking_4 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Who are you matching yourself with @SwannySez ?
My match with @CoffeeAndContour still stands, if she'll still have me.
love you forever bebe xo
p.s I’m in ny today and it just occurred to
me what a terrible mfp lover I am, not even reaching out to express my love in person. maybe you should upgrade me, but I hope ya don’t.2 -
leut_underpants wrote: »I go away for a day and come back to this?
Don't fight it luet. It is like Chinese fingercuffs, the more you struggle the worse it gets. Just get through it now and forget it all tomorrow.3 -
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you.
Oh hai. You're back.
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Who are you matching yourself with @SwannySez ?
My match with @CoffeeAndContour still stands, if she'll still have me.
love you forever bebe xo
p.s I’m in ny today and it just occurred to
me what a terrible mfp lover I am, not even reaching out to express my love in person. maybe you should upgrade me, but I hope ya don’t.
You’re here? In my town? Check your PMs, hunny bunny. Also? I could nevah quit you. Nevah evah.0 -
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Im single and i like pringles1
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*** sits back and snacks on pringles to watch the show0
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »I wanna match up with that @JustReadTheInstructions dude.
I support this match.
Wanna play the game? You gotta read the instructions.1 -
LolIronlady70 wrote: »*** sits back and snacks on pringles to watch the show
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I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?2
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chrisrose9731 wrote: »I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?
Sorry she’s taken!2 -
@tinak33, you know that you have a special place in my heart and that is why after a great deal of long and careful thought I decree that your match is @Reckoner67. He's a bearded love savant and you're a dainty damsel of love and between you I see nothing but wonder and joy. Go forth my lovers and spread the love!
Dang, have some mercy on @Tinak33 --I can't imagine that the weight of her sins would cause her to deserve getting stuck with me, fun 'n games or NOT
However, I've never been called a "bearded love savant" before and I feel like I need new business cards now1 -
Reckoner67 wrote: »@tinak33, you know that you have a special place in my heart and that is why after a great deal of long and careful thought I decree that your match is @Reckoner67. He's a bearded love savant and you're a dainty damsel of love and between you I see nothing but wonder and joy. Go forth my lovers and spread the love!
Dang, have some mercy on @Tinak33 --I can't imagine that the weight of her sins would cause her to deserve getting stuck with me, fun 'n games or NOT
However, I've never been called a "bearded love savant" before and I feel like I need new business cards now
I'll order you some, schnookums....
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Reckoner67 wrote: »@tinak33, you know that you have a special place in my heart and that is why after a great deal of long and careful thought I decree that your match is @Reckoner67. He's a bearded love savant and you're a dainty damsel of love and between you I see nothing but wonder and joy. Go forth my lovers and spread the love!
Dang, have some mercy on @Tinak33 --I can't imagine that the weight of her sins would cause her to deserve getting stuck with me, fun 'n games or NOT
However, I've never been called a "bearded love savant" before and I feel like I need new business cards now
Twice is a coincidence, three times seals the deal.0 -
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laprimaJenny wrote: »chrisrose9731 wrote: »I think I’ll claim @CoffeeAndContour as my forever girl...that is how this works, right?
Sorry she’s taken!
She’s been my girl for years...might have to share custody 1 -
I broke my last match , it was an unfortunate accident. Can I please have another?1
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Pringles snackers of the thread unite! I hereby decree that @Ironlady70 and @sniper300_Rum shave henceforth be joined in metallurgical bliss. What could be better? A woman of iron and a lead slinger! Go forth you crazy kids and carry on, carry over, carry under, carry concealed or open.4
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MIltonBradley1 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I go away for a day and come back to this?
wait. are you complaining???
Possibly. You do have nice lips and pretty eyes. I think there's some other logistics that night need work. :ohwell:
And you got a purdy mouth
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leut_underpants wrote: »MIltonBradley1 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »I go away for a day and come back to this?
wait. are you complaining???
Possibly. You do have nice lips and pretty eyes. I think there's some other logistics that night need work. :ohwell:
And you got a purdy mouth
That is categorically false. I have many pretty features, but my mouth is a cartoon straight line. :sad:
Truth3 -
Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
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Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.
I don’t get it?0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »Let us continue the love here in the single greatest, warmest, most inclusive, kindest and positive thread that MFP has ever tagged as the officially greatest thread ever.
I have to re-match one of MFP’s most adored, imitated and touched members: @slimgirljo15.
In order to afford her the match she deserves, I considered many applicants and rejected them all. You can’t believe the PMs I got!
Instead, I choose the one who will please her beyond all measure of human pleasure: @MIltonBradley1.
If we don’t hear from either for a time? Don’t be surprised. Love conquers all!
you'll hear from one in about 5 minutes. It won't be Milton.
I don’t get it?
Jo don't waste no time. She'll break this toy like all the rest.3
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