The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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MistressSara wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.
Thank you for trying.
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MistressSara wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.
Iceberg?!
Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?1 -
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CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.
Iceberg?!
Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?
if the joke has to be explained it's not a funny joke
Wear it out, why don't ya...geez.
Also....WOO.0 -
empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.0 -
empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.
YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
@Tankiscool, shall we skip off into the sunset together?????0 -
MistressSara wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.
Iceberg?!
Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?
Yours I really do remember. I used to admire your blurred limes from afar.
Well at least someone admired my limes.1 -
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CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »empresssue wrote: »empresssue wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........
By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.
YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!
@Tankiscool, shall we skip off into the sunset together?????
you two should have a lengthy intimate conversation in this thread
That is very true.
@Tankiscool: I like long walks, massages, boat rides & diet coke. You can knock my socks off if you can cook a really nice dinner for me & do the dishes thereafter. If you scrub the toity, I shall be yours FOREVER
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CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
Me too..
Sooo hey there😉 How YOU doin?
Oops, looks like I was too late .. 😔0 -
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MistressSara wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »RomaineCalm wrote: »This thread has slightly derailed.
Par for the course.
I know, I'm still waiting for a match
In the name of Allah, Yahweh, Bartleby and Smoot, by the powers vested in me by Jesus M. Christ and Blackadder, I do hereby and in perpetuity join @CharDee_MacDennis and @RomaineCalm and do hereby goose them upon their posteriors in the traditional sign of prosperity to the back fields.
Which of these is the man?
Shame. Why so binary
Shhhh, it's the illness what done him in. Poor feller.2 -
Oh matchmaker matchmaker make me a ma....
JK
I humbly offer a match suggestion.
iMago + tinkerhellraiser4 -
So let it be written, so let it be done. I @SwannySez do hereby, by the power vested in me by this sheerling vest, the letter 5, David O. Selznick's ghost, pudding farts and Xenu herself, do hereby declare that @tinkerhellraiser and @iMago are henceforth and irretrievably joined at the genitals. Let the happy couple photoshop their heads onto various copulating works of art to celebrate this joining and share with us the love that grows with each sext.3
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So let it be written, so let it be done. I @SwannySez do hereby, by the power vested in me by this sheerling vest, the letter 5, David O. Selznick's ghost, pudding farts and Xenu herself, do hereby declare that @tinkerhellraiser and @iMago are henceforth and irretrievably joined at the genitals. Let the happy couple photoshop their heads onto various copulating works of art to celebrate this joining and share with us the love that grows with each sext.
Ummmmmm I'm pretty sure @tinkerhellraiser said she'd be mine when I was horribly denied in the early stages of this thread, but I wouldn't mind sharing with @iMago
need someone to hold the camera anyhow i suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2 -
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O how I wish this thread could be real life. Nonetheless it was quite an entertaining read. 1
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Cheers to the magic of technology
keeps me employed and the hope alive! 0 -
leut_underpants wrote: »What do I do if my love match hasn't logged on in weeks? Is there any regulation regarding regular visits?
Did you add it to the pre-nup?0 -
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Does this mean that if I’m nude this is not the love-finding thread for me1
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@SwannySez who you got for me? You better come correct.
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Lol this thread still has legs?1
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JustPassingTime wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »@SwannySez who you got for me? You better come correct.
@MIltonBradley1 ??? I'm not swanny I'm just taking a stab at it
Who dat?0 -
Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?0
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Did you know A also looks like the tip of a pencil?A3
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