The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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leut_underpants wrote: »
Sure why not whatever0 -
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Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?
Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!
You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?
Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!1 -
Howdy Everyone😀
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burlygirl91 wrote: »Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?
Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!
You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?
Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!
About time you were back
If someone had told me you were cavorting about in here half nekkid I'da been back sooner. Clearly they fear my powers and wanted you all to themselves. THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!essie08282 wrote: »Howdy Everyone😀
Hello, essie and welcome to MFP's most exclusive love thread for sexy people and people who want to be sexy and also those looking to be randomly paired with anonymous fellow posters for the bang bang time and ... leut.2 -
@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!5 -
@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
I could NOT be happier! This is a match made in heaven!
I know my audience, baby.2 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »
Wow this is amazing
Where should I start?
Hi my name is liz
And...
I’m single !
Wow that felt good to say !
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Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?
Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!
You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?
Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!
I’m known to be a bandit on my days off so I fit right in1 -
@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.1 -
Swanny, my match deactivated. I need a new one.
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!2 -
@tinak33, you know that you have a special place in my heart and that is why after a great deal of long and careful thought I decree that your match is @Reckoner67. He's a bearded love savant and you're a dainty damsel of love and between you I see nothing but wonder and joy. Go forth my lovers and spread the love!3
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burlygirl91 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy lovemaking by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
I'll be a bystander
Oh, burly, you know better than that. If you're here, you're fair game.1 -
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essie08282 wrote: »This thread is on page 69. 😉
Not anymore, essie, but I like the way you think. You're going to fit right in around here.
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Who are you matching yourself with @SwannySez ?
My match with @CoffeeAndContour still stands, if she'll still have me.1 -
yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you.0 -
yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you.
People, people, people. We don't speak of it, we simply share it.0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Who are you matching yourself with @SwannySez ?
My match with @CoffeeAndContour still stands, if she'll still have me.
I thought you just take.
If this thread has taught us nothing, timey, it's that I am a giver.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Who are you matching yourself with @SwannySez ?
My match with @CoffeeAndContour still stands, if she'll still have me.
I thought you just take.
If this thread has taught us nothing, timey, it's that I am a giver.
I was referring to the "if she'll still have me" part
Everyone here has granted me consent to make matches for them simply by being in the thread so they are fair game for each other. However, I will not impose myself upon anyone and can only hope that she still feels the same.0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you. ask you out.
FIFY
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this is brilliant0
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Is there an Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Nude People? I'm asking for a friend. 1
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RomaineCalm wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »yogidani77 wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »@SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?
Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.
Fine, let's kick this puppy off.
In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!
Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.
Don't worry, George. Should things go completely down the tubes there, I am sure one of them will be available for you. Unless...are we do it? BY THE POWER OF FAT TUESDAY IT'S A THREESOME!
@denny_mac and @leut_underpants have been joined in holy *kitten* *kittening* by the one and only @George_of_the_Jungle. Now we are talking, kids. This may be my best match EVER and I am just getting warmed up!
Laissez les bon temps rouler!
Really need to learn when to not speak. Yes I re-typed yhis a few times to avoid certain words.
*Opens mouth, inserts foot
Possible scene for the video? 🤷🏻♀️
Yeah them are some of the words I was avoiding.
@nooshi713 there is talk of foot porn here. Also I need to see you post so I can FR you. ask you out.
FIFY
Damn lol
You really want this to happen huh?0
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