The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • amaesp
    amaesp Posts: 7 Member
    edited January 2019
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    Cheers to the magic of technology B) keeps me employed and the hope alive!
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    What do I do if my love match hasn't logged on in weeks? Is there any regulation regarding regular visits?

    Did you add it to the pre-nup?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    This thread was ignored for all of February. Why for?

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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Does this mean that if I’m nude this is not the love-finding thread for me
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    @SwannySez who you got for me? You better come correct. :p
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    Lol this thread still has legs?
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    Pour_Decisions wrote: »
    @SwannySez who you got for me? You better come correct. :p

    @MIltonBradley1 ??? I'm not swanny I'm just taking a stab at it

    Who dat?
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2019
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    Did you know A also looks like the tip of a pencil?
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  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    Wouldn't that just be A?

    Sure why not whatever
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    edited March 2019
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    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    They’ll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge.

    ETA: Most likely you’ll leave the meetings feeling positively energized.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!

    You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?

    Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!
  • essie08282
    essie08282 Posts: 5 Member
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    Howdy Everyone😀 :)
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
    edited March 2019
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    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!

    You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?

    Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!

    About time you were back

    If someone had told me you were cavorting about in here half nekkid I'da been back sooner. Clearly they fear my powers and wanted you all to themselves. THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!

    essie08282 wrote: »
    Howdy Everyone😀 :)

    Hello, essie and welcome to MFP's most exclusive love thread for sexy people and people who want to be sexy and also those looking to be randomly paired with anonymous fellow posters for the bang bang time and ... leut.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    @SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?

    Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.

    Fine, let's kick this puppy off.

    In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!

    I could NOT be happier! This is a match made in heaven!

    I know my audience, baby.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    They’ll listen non-judgmentally to all of your problems, free of charge.

    ETA: Most likely you’ll leave the meetings feeling positively energized.

    Wow this is amazing
    Where should I start?


    Hi my name is liz

    And...

    I’m single !
    Wow that felt good to say !

    😜
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    go_cubs wrote: »
    Is this like an AA meeting but for singles?

    Oh, it's not just singles, honey. This thread is chock fulla philanderers, rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-*kitten*, train robbers, bank robbers, *kitten*-kickers, *kitten*-kickers, and Methodists!

    You horny sodomites want to roll the dice on love yet again?

    Well then, so be it. In honor of Fat Tuesday? Laissez les bon temps rouler!

    I’m known to be a bandit on my days off so I fit right in
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    @SwannySez - shouldn't you be pairing people up right about now?

    Easy there, Captain Cultural Appropriation.

    Fine, let's kick this puppy off.

    In the spirit of open-minded inclusion, we begin by matching @denny_mac and @leut_underpants as they make SUCH a handsome pairing. Never in the history of MFP will so many ladies be awaiting the inevitable gay porn made by these two in their passion pit. Snuggle up, boys!

    Well that was an unexpected twist. Looks like they are at least half happy for the moment.

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