The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.

    Thank you for trying. :kissing:
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.

    Iceberg?!


    Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    edited January 2019
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    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.

    Iceberg?!


    Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?

    if the joke has to be explained it's not a funny joke

    Wear it out, why don't ya...geez.

    Also....WOO.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.

    YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

    @Tankiscool, shall we skip off into the sunset together?????
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    I tried to match you but forgot your username. Sorry about that. Iceberg got chachacha instead of you.

    Iceberg?!


    Sheesh not so good with names are we, Mistress?

    Yours I really do remember. I used to admire your blurred limes from afar.

    Well at least someone admired my limes.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me, too. Oh, @SwannySez........

    By the power vested in my as a Celestial Being and having Divine Right of the Thread due to my DNA match with the Jesus and Mary Chain, I do hereby match @Tankiscool and @empresssue now and for all of eternity nobody what anyone else does or says or even think when no one is looking like right now, @RomaineCalm! Now, go forth and multiply, divide and calculate like the horny little integers that you is.

    YAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!

    @Tankiscool, shall we skip off into the sunset together?????

    you two should have a lengthy intimate conversation in this thread

    That is very true.

    @Tankiscool: I like long walks, massages, boat rides & diet coke. You can knock my socks off if you can cook a really nice dinner for me & do the dishes thereafter. If you scrub the toity, I shall be yours FOREVER :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited January 2019
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    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    Me too..
    Sooo hey there😉 How YOU doin?


    Oops, looks like I was too late .. 😔
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    CharDee_MacDennis wrote: »
    RomaineCalm wrote: »
    This thread has slightly derailed.
    Par for the course.

    I know, I'm still waiting for a match

    In the name of Allah, Yahweh, Bartleby and Smoot, by the powers vested in me by Jesus M. Christ and Blackadder, I do hereby and in perpetuity join @CharDee_MacDennis and @RomaineCalm and do hereby goose them upon their posteriors in the traditional sign of prosperity to the back fields.

    Which of these is the man?

    Shame. Why so binary

    Shhhh, it's the illness what done him in. Poor feller.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    Oh matchmaker matchmaker make me a ma....

    JK

    I humbly offer a match suggestion.

    iMago + tinkerhellraiser
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    So let it be written, so let it be done. I @SwannySez do hereby, by the power vested in me by this sheerling vest, the letter 5, David O. Selznick's ghost, pudding farts and Xenu herself, do hereby declare that @tinkerhellraiser and @iMago are henceforth and irretrievably joined at the genitals. Let the happy couple photoshop their heads onto various copulating works of art to celebrate this joining and share with us the love that grows with each sext.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    So let it be written, so let it be done. I @SwannySez do hereby, by the power vested in me by this sheerling vest, the letter 5, David O. Selznick's ghost, pudding farts and Xenu herself, do hereby declare that @tinkerhellraiser and @iMago are henceforth and irretrievably joined at the genitals. Let the happy couple photoshop their heads onto various copulating works of art to celebrate this joining and share with us the love that grows with each sext.

    Ummmmmm I'm pretty sure @tinkerhellraiser said she'd be mine when I was horribly denied in the early stages of this thread, but I wouldn't mind sharing with @iMago

    need someone to hold the camera anyhow i suppose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • amaesp
    amaesp Posts: 7 Member
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    O how I wish this thread could be real life. Nonetheless it was quite an entertaining read. <3

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