The New Singles Hangout...Come & Mingle

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
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    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.

    You started the fire .. 🥰
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.

    You started the fire .. 🥰
    kibnlwlh1xhl.gif

    Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.

    Will you marry me?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.

    You started the fire .. 🥰
    kibnlwlh1xhl.gif

    Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.

    Will you marry me?

    6nbop2jz81dr.gif

  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.

    You started the fire .. 🥰
    kibnlwlh1xhl.gif

    Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.

    Will you marry me?

    6nbop2jz81dr.gif

    I just know we're going to be so happy together. <3:*

    I'll spend my days working hard and then spend my nights hanging out with my friends. You can stay home, take care of the babies, and wash and fold my underdrawers, and have a nice meal on the table when I come stumbling home. <3
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Hi! :)

    Hi.. you new here? :D

    Yes. o:) Figured I'd check the place out.

    Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁

    Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.

    😂 You have that forward look about you..

    It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.

    Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔

    I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*

    🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂

    We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot. ;)

    Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love <3

    This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.

    You started the fire .. 🥰
    kibnlwlh1xhl.gif

    Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.

    Will you marry me?

    6nbop2jz81dr.gif

    I just know we're going to be so happy together. <3:*

    I'll spend my days working hard and then spend my nights hanging out with my friends. You can stay home, take care of the babies, and wash and fold my underdrawers, and have a nice meal on the table when I come stumbling home. <3

    💗 I'm totally down except for a few minor adjustments.
    I will spend my days working hard to look good for you, salon and spa visits.. clothes shopping, because I'll need to look good for you. Of course you'll need a second and maybe third job because I know you'll want to keep me in the style to which Id like to become accustomed.
    I bought the babies special harnesses so we can attach them to you so you can spend every waking moment with them.
    You're such a great parent.
    You may possibly need a 4th job.. you have all those sleeping hours that you waste after all, to pay for a personal chef and maid, you know I couldn't have my nails ruined by doing such menial tasks as washing and cooking.
    The only person you'll need in your life is me.. you don't need friends..
    *squeal* I can't wait.

    You really are the perfect woman! I will start deleting all my friends at once!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work. :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work. :D

    Have a great day my love :*<3
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work. :D

    Have a great day my love :*<3

    I'll be thinking about you the entire day. :*<3
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work. :D

    Have a great day my love :*<3

    I'll be thinking about you the entire day. :*<3

    And I you my little apple strudel 😙
  • TheDreamer818
    TheDreamer818 Posts: 9 Member
    You guys are redonkulus
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You guys are redonkulus

    Thanks, we try :D:p
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    You guys are redonkulus

    Love does crazy things to you. o:)
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    :o But she told me there were Skittles down there!

    We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo. :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean Doll :p
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    :o But she told me there were Skittles down there!

    We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo. :(

    It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean Doll :p
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    :o But she told me there were Skittles down there!

    We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo. :(

    It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?

    You're right. Please forgive me for being so untrusting. :*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean Doll :p
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    @PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷‍♂️

    :o But she told me there were Skittles down there!

    We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo. :(

    It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?

    You're right. Please forgive me for being so untrusting. :*

    I forgive you 😙
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    came to the room for Skittles
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    seepersaud wrote: »
    came to the room for Skittles

    Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now. :)
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    t@ste the rainbow
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    seepersaud wrote: »
    came to the room for Skittles

    Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now. :)

    Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    her melons are mine
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    seepersaud wrote: »
    came to the room for Skittles

    Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now. :)

    Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉

    Right Rob 😁
    seepersaud wrote: »
    her melons are mine

    Rock or water? 😜
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    seepersaud wrote: »
    came to the room for Skittles

    Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now. :)

    Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉

    Right Rob 😁
    seepersaud wrote: »
    her melons are mine

    Rock or water? 😜

    All Jo's fruit belongs to me now. Peaches, melons, all of it. >:)
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    seepersaud wrote: »
    came to the room for Skittles

    Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now. :)

    Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉

    Right Rob 😁
    seepersaud wrote: »
    her melons are mine

    Rock or water? 😜

    All Jo's fruit belongs to me now. Peaches, melons, all of it. >:)

    Make up your mind... Skittles or fruit?! You can't have both - they won't fit your carb goals for today.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    erm...am I intruding?
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    Morning, singles. I'm uber sleepy today. Coffee me, stat.
  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    Morning, singles. I'm uber sleepy today. Coffee me, stat.

    Same here. Why must it be Monday again?!