The New Singles Hangout...Come & Mingle
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.
Will you marry me?0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.
Will you marry me?
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.
Will you marry me?
I just know we're going to be so happy together.
I'll spend my days working hard and then spend my nights hanging out with my friends. You can stay home, take care of the babies, and wash and fold my underdrawers, and have a nice meal on the table when I come stumbling home.0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.
Will you marry me?
I just know we're going to be so happy together.
I'll spend my days working hard and then spend my nights hanging out with my friends. You can stay home, take care of the babies, and wash and fold my underdrawers, and have a nice meal on the table when I come stumbling home.
💗 I'm totally down except for a few minor adjustments.
I will spend my days working hard to look good for you, salon and spa visits.. clothes shopping, because I'll need to look good for you. Of course you'll need a second and maybe third job because I know you'll want to keep me in the style to which Id like to become accustomed.
I bought the babies special harnesses so we can attach them to you so you can spend every waking moment with them.
You're such a great parent.
You may possibly need a 4th job.. you have all those sleeping hours that you waste after all, to pay for a personal chef and maid, you know I couldn't have my nails ruined by doing such menial tasks as washing and cooking.
The only person you'll need in your life is me.. you don't need friends..
*squeal* I can't wait.
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Hi!
Hi.. you new here?
Yes. Figured I'd check the place out.
Please, take a seat.. make yourself comfy 😁
Are you offering me your lap? *Blush* But we just met.
😂 You have that forward look about you..
It's the way I'm groping the stuffed giraffe, isn't it? It always gives the wrong impression to the ladies.
Oh, you mean you aren't a groper.?... disappointed 😔
I didn't say I wasn't. You'd be surprised what I'd do for some chocolate and a kind word. *wink wink*
🍫 you're looking very pretty today 🙂
We're going to need a tub of applesauce and a blowdryer. I have plans for you, my little tater tot.
Oh my, oh my oh my .. I think I'm in love
This is all happening so soon. I just came to mingle.
You started the fire .. 🥰
Well, since you appear to be the only single on MFP, I suppose you'll do.
Will you marry me?
I just know we're going to be so happy together.
I'll spend my days working hard and then spend my nights hanging out with my friends. You can stay home, take care of the babies, and wash and fold my underdrawers, and have a nice meal on the table when I come stumbling home.
💗 I'm totally down except for a few minor adjustments.
I will spend my days working hard to look good for you, salon and spa visits.. clothes shopping, because I'll need to look good for you. Of course you'll need a second and maybe third job because I know you'll want to keep me in the style to which Id like to become accustomed.
I bought the babies special harnesses so we can attach them to you so you can spend every waking moment with them.
You're such a great parent.
You may possibly need a 4th job.. you have all those sleeping hours that you waste after all, to pay for a personal chef and maid, you know I couldn't have my nails ruined by doing such menial tasks as washing and cooking.
The only person you'll need in your life is me.. you don't need friends..
*squeal* I can't wait.
You really are the perfect woman! I will start deleting all my friends at once!1 -
Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work.1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work.
Have a great day my love0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work.
Have a great day my love
I'll be thinking about you the entire day.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »Now my love, if you'll pardon me, I think I need to be getting to work.
Have a great day my love
I'll be thinking about you the entire day.
And I you my little apple strudel 😙1 -
You guys are redonkulus1
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TheDreamer818 wrote: »You guys are redonkulus
Thanks, we try1 -
TheDreamer818 wrote: »You guys are redonkulus
Love does crazy things to you.2 -
@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️2
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@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
But she told me there were Skittles down there!
We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo.0 -
@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean DollPaperDoll_ wrote: »@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
But she told me there were Skittles down there!
We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo.
It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean DollPaperDoll_ wrote: »@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
But she told me there were Skittles down there!
We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo.
It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?
You're right. Please forgive me for being so untrusting.2 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
🤐 shhh Rob, no warning the vict... errrmm I mean DollPaperDoll_ wrote: »@PaperDoll_ word of advice- there is absolutely nothing in @slimgirljo15 basement- it’s a trap - you’ve been warned 🤷♂️
But she told me there were Skittles down there!
We can't begin our relationship based on lies, Jo.
It's not a lie my little love muffin.. there are skittles down there.. honest !! Would this face 😇 lie to you?
You're right. Please forgive me for being so untrusting.
I forgive you 😙0 -
came to the room for Skittles1
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seepersaud wrote: »came to the room for Skittles
Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now.2 -
t@ste the rainbow1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »seepersaud wrote: »came to the room for Skittles
Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now.
Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉1 -
her melons are mine1
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »seepersaud wrote: »came to the room for Skittles
Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now.
Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉
Right Rob 😁seepersaud wrote: »her melons are mine
Rock or water? 😜0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »seepersaud wrote: »came to the room for Skittles
Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now.
Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉
Right Rob 😁seepersaud wrote: »her melons are mine
Rock or water? 😜
All Jo's fruit belongs to me now. Peaches, melons, all of it.1 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »seepersaud wrote: »came to the room for Skittles
Sorry, all Jo's Skittles are mine now.
Trust me @slimgirljo15 has got plenty of Skittles for all - but those peaches are mine - right jo 😉
Right Rob 😁seepersaud wrote: »her melons are mine
Rock or water? 😜
All Jo's fruit belongs to me now. Peaches, melons, all of it.
Make up your mind... Skittles or fruit?! You can't have both - they won't fit your carb goals for today.3 -
erm...am I intruding?1
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Morning, singles. I'm uber sleepy today. Coffee me, stat.3
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »Morning, singles. I'm uber sleepy today. Coffee me, stat.
Same here. Why must it be Monday again?!0
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