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The New Singles Hangout...Come & Mingle
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
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777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
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Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
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777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
True, but I'm hilarious, just ask me.. I crack me up all the time 😂Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I smirked, does that count? 🤗😙2 -
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Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
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You seem to be in need 💝2 -
Friday the 13th, and it seems to be a full moon. I'm staying home today (purely coincidental though
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Versicolour wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
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You seem to be in need 💝
?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.1 -
Good morning guys, I hope you are all well! Friday! is here! We made it! I hope you all have a great weekend planned ahead. Enjoy it. You deserve it 😉😁🔥1
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Hello hello Singletons. Friday is upon us once again.1
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777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
You seem to be in need 💝
?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.
Always! Chocolate is my life blood4 -
Versicolour wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
You seem to be in need 💝
?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.
Always! Chocolate is my life blood
I haven't eaten chocolate in a year ... Drank cocoa though, maybe twice, if memory serves. Trying to STAY disciplined. 0 -
777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
You seem to be in need 💝
?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.
Always! Chocolate is my life blood
I haven't eaten chocolate in a year ... Drank cocoa though, maybe twice, if memory serves. Trying to STAY disciplined.
You are a better person than me. I scoffed an entire chocolate in the car yesterday so I didn't have to share with anyone2 -
Versicolour wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
I probably should have said I'm fluent in sarcasm, profanity, sexual innuendo too sans the stupid 😂 ok.. maybe stupid too 😁
Not everyone gets Aussie humour though 😔
No. Aussie humour is clever. Oftentimes it can fall flat to the wrong audience.
I seem to have fallen flat on this occasion.
I appreciated it, and I was the original recipient so that's all that counts777Gemma888 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Sentinel_UK wrote: »I am sorry to anyone confused by my joke. If it helps I can’t speak Spanish either. No French or German etc..
I just about manage English. That being said I am fluent in Scarcasm, Profanity, Sexual Innuendo and Stupid 😂
Are you Australian too? 😂
You Aussies tend to use fresh jokes and one liners, not broken record vinyls, like his attempt at humour. Antiquated.
🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
You seem to be in need 💝
?? Whatever that is, is obviously something you need.
Always! Chocolate is my life blood
I haven't eaten chocolate in a year ... Drank cocoa though, maybe twice, if memory serves. Trying to STAY disciplined.
You are a better person than me. I scoffed an entire chocolate in the car yesterday so I didn't have to share with anyone
Desert living makes it A LOT easier to accomplish I assure you. Water is my chocolate and it doesn't even need to be cold.1 -
What up peeps?? Happy Friday!1
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Definitely TGIF1
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Morning peeps, I'm working this entire weekend. hows we?1
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Happy Friday Everyone! We made it!1
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Cutemesoon wrote: »Happy Friday Everyone! We made it!
I had no idea what day it was......Fiday seems to be a good day. Enjoy!3 -
Goodnight singletons.. 🤗 enjoy your Black Friday 👻🧟♀️2
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mattig89ch wrote: »Morning peeps, I'm working this entire weekend. hows we?
I’m working the weekend too. Hope everyone has a great weekend, whatever you get up too.
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Cutemesoon wrote: »Happy Friday Everyone! We made it!
I had no idea what day it was......Fiday seems to be a good day. Enjoy!
What are you doing to where you don't know what day it is????
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Good Friday the 13th Morning. I hope.1
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Cutemesoon wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »Happy Friday Everyone! We made it!
I had no idea what day it was......Fiday seems to be a good day. Enjoy!
What are you doing to where you don't know what day it is????
The damn thing!
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Goodnight singletons.. 🤗 enjoy your Black Friday 👻🧟♀️
Goodnight Jo.1 -
Going to head to Krispy Kreme before study hall this PM for their "Lucky 13 double deal" x2 ... Think the kiddos will appreciate a treat vs our usual healthier less sugary offerings. Lol.
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Cutemesoon wrote: »Cutemesoon wrote: »Happy Friday Everyone! We made it!
I had no idea what day it was......Fiday seems to be a good day. Enjoy!
What are you doing to where you don't know what day it is????
The damn thing!
Keep doing it then.
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Good nearly noon! One more time posting the fruit of my labours
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Versicolour wrote: »Good nearly noon! One more time posting the fruit of my labours
Oh WOW!!!!!!
That in amazing! You are really talented 1
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