Cauliflower Birthday Cake?

MoreBean13

Hi all!

My birthday is in a few short weeks and I'm looking for a good cauliflower birthday cake recipe. I'd like it to have only a handful of carbs, and of course no refined flour or sugar and preferably low fat, and high fiber. I'm really trying to make it a clean birthday cake. Thanks for your help!!!

:flowerforyou:

TyTy76

*deletes from friend list*

bease418

Some please send her the cauliflower ice cream. That will be much better than cake. Maybe no else will delete her from friends list.

MoreBean13

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

TyTy76

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

I'm not nice.
You should know that by now.

murphy612

Blasphemy!!

RBurnham90

Dafuq? Cauliflower birthday cake? notsureifsrs

UsedToBeHusky

For this, I revoke your right to a birthday!

NO! NO BIRTHDAY FOR YOU!








*and yes, this does mean that you don't have to get any older. You're welcome!

PikaKnight

billsica

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

UsedToBeHusky

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

Silly! That's not cake! It's cauliflower cornbread!

Yanicka1

*rocking back and forth, softly talking to herself*

doug_pierce

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

Wrong

RBurnham90

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

zipnguyen

*deletes from friend list*

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MoreBean13

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

That looks really delicious (actually) but maybe I can replace the flour with more cauliflower? And the oil with egg whites?

I mean, for a good recipe. I'm looking for a fudgy chocolate iced cauliflower cake here.

doorki

Food doesn't get birthdays!

tageekly

ChristineinMA

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

But it was funny :-)

etoiles_argentees

:cauliflower for you:

MyaPapaya75

have a banana pancake with a candle

billsica

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

That looks really delicious (actually) but maybe I can replace the flour with more cauliflower? And the oil with egg whites?

I mean, for a good recipe. I'm looking for a fudgy chocolate iced cauliflower cake here.

Fine, I'll post a chocolaty cake. I'm sorry my other one wasn't good enough for you, I hope you don't choke on it.

doorki

bcattoes

Clean cake is an oxymoron, I think. If you want to avoid everything in cake, then why not just avoid cake and celebrate with some other food? Mixing a mess of foods together to look like cake but taste nothing like it can't end well.

KenosFeoh

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

Silly! That's not cake! It's cauliflower cornbread!

Corn? Where?

ndj1979

bahahahahahah this is good stuff..

Don't forget the cauliflower beer to go along with that cake...!

gzus7freek

What you need
For the Cake:
¾ cup all-purpose flour
½ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 egg
½ cup sugar
¾ cup white chocolate chips
2 cups frozen cauliflower, thawed
½ cup milk
2 tablespoons oil
For the Topping:
1 package instant chocolate pudding
2 cups milk
How you make it
Preheat your oven to 350 F
Line a 8 inch brownie pan with parchment paper
In a large bowl combine flour, baking soda, salt, baking powder and sugar
In a blender mix egg, chocolate chips, cauliflower, milk and oil until smooth
Fold wet ingredients into dry ones until just combined
Pour batter in baking form and bake for 35 minutes
Immediately after taking it out of the oven poke holes with the end of a wooden spoon into the cake
Prepare pudding with only 2 cups of milk instead of 3 and pour (while still liquid) over cake
Place in fridge for at least 3 hours before serving

verymissk

Do you hate birthdays or something?

ndj1979

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

congratulations you made me hurl all over my keyboard...

billsica

3/4 cup spelt flour or white flour or Arrowhead Mills gf (120g)
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (20g)
2 tsp ener-g powder, or 2 tbsp ground flax. You can omit; the cake just won’t rise as much.
1/3 cup xylitol (64g)
1/8 tsp uncut stevia or 4 nunaturals packets (or 1/4 cup sugar)
1/2 to 1 cup mini chocolate chips (60-120g) (Do not omit. The recipe just won’t be the same if you do.)
1 tbsp pure vanilla extract
2 cups of cauliflower, (250g)
1/2 cup milk of choice.
3 tbsp oil (or omit and increase milk to scant 2/3 cup, for a lower-fat option)
Maybe 40 candles? I don't know. however many you want.

Great, Enjoy. Hope you have friends after you serve them this.

Songbirdcw

:laugh: Sorry I can't help ya with this one.