Cauliflower Birthday Cake?

MoreBean13

Hi all!

My birthday is in a few short weeks and I'm looking for a good cauliflower birthday cake recipe. I'd like it to have only a handful of carbs, and of course no refined flour or sugar and preferably low fat, and high fiber. I'm really trying to make it a clean birthday cake. Thanks for your help!!!

:flowerforyou:

TyTy76

*deletes from friend list*

bease418

Some please send her the cauliflower ice cream. That will be much better than cake. Maybe no else will delete her from friends list.

MoreBean13

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

TyTy76

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

I'm not nice.
You should know that by now.

murphy612

Blasphemy!!

RBurnham90

Dafuq? Cauliflower birthday cake? notsureifsrs

UsedToBeHusky

For this, I revoke your right to a birthday!

NO! NO BIRTHDAY FOR YOU!








*and yes, this does mean that you don't have to get any older. You're welcome!

PikaKnight

billsica

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

UsedToBeHusky

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

Silly! That's not cake! It's cauliflower cornbread!

Yanicka1

*rocking back and forth, softly talking to herself*

doug_pierce

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

Wrong

RBurnham90

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

zipnguyen

*deletes from friend list*

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MoreBean13

1 medium cauliflower, 650g-700g
1 large red onion, peeled
100g olive oil
½ tsp finely chopped rosemary
5 medium free-range eggs
20g chopped basil
50g plain flour
1½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp ground turmeric
220g grated parmesan, or other mature cheese
Salt and black pepper
2 tbsp black sesame seeds (or black onion seeds or plain sesame seeds)
candles

Happy Birthday

That looks really delicious (actually) but maybe I can replace the flour with more cauliflower? And the oil with egg whites?

I mean, for a good recipe. I'm looking for a fudgy chocolate iced cauliflower cake here.

doorki

Food doesn't get birthdays!

tageekly

ChristineinMA

*deletes from friend list*

That wasn't nice.

But it was funny :-)

etoiles_argentees

:cauliflower for you:

MyaPapaya75

have a banana pancake with a candle