The Highly Specific Good Little Things

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  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    😂
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My entire life is basically a Fabio moment tbh
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    A salad made in a metal bowl.

    This is like my fav
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    When I panic in the morning because my underwear is getting too tight and then I suddenly remember THE BASKET, hidden in my closet....the basket I shoved, neigh, violently kicked into that deep dark corner as I shook my fist in the air and exclaimed with triumph..."I'll never need YOU again!!! HA HA HA!!!!!" .....and then lowered my arm, and whispered to myself, "but just in case" as I shut the door on that "Fat Clothes Basket" hoping never to see it again. Sho nuff, there are some giant underpants in there all clean and ready to go. So I don't have to go to the store and suffer the humiliation of buying MORE GIANT underwear. After not too long ago buying much smaller underwear, as I proudly informed all the customers and checkout people of my purchase. I remember that day..."Hey, I'm getting smaller undies" I said to the young man at the register. He thought it was weird that I made him text that information to all of his friends, but hey, a celebration is a celebration. So, you can see the happiness of having fat undies in stored away in your closet.

    @pizzamyheart


    I can totally relate.

    I have so many pairs of 'fat undies' stored away in the back of my closet.





    ... a couple of them are even mine.

    .
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My entire life is basically a Fabio moment tbh
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My entire life is basically a Fabio moment tbh

    So you have long hair and chisled features, or you can’t believe it’s not butter?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    When I panic in the morning because my underwear is getting too tight and then I suddenly remember THE BASKET, hidden in my closet....the basket I shoved, neigh, violently kicked into that deep dark corner as I shook my fist in the air and exclaimed with triumph..."I'll never need YOU again!!! HA HA HA!!!!!" .....and then lowered my arm, and whispered to myself, "but just in case" as I shut the door on that "Fat Clothes Basket" hoping never to see it again. Sho nuff, there are some giant underpants in there all clean and ready to go. So I don't have to go to the store and suffer the humiliation of buying MORE GIANT underwear. After not too long ago buying much smaller underwear, as I proudly informed all the customers and checkout people of my purchase. I remember that day..."Hey, I'm getting smaller undies" I said to the young man at the register. He thought it was weird that I made him text that information to all of his friends, but hey, a celebration is a celebration. So, you can see the happiness of having fat undies in stored away in your closet.

    @pizzamyheart


    I can totally relate.

    I have so many pairs of 'fat undies' stored away in the back of my closet.





    ... a couple of them are even mine.

    .

    If you could return a few of the ones you “borrowed” from me, I’d appreciate it.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    I tried once to have a Fabio moment, but a bird flew into my face on a roller coaster ride
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    I tried once to have a Fabio moment, but a bird flew into my face on a roller coaster ride

    Soooooo close. Aim for a goose next time!
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My entire life is basically a Fabio moment tbh
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My entire life is basically a Fabio moment tbh

    So you have long hair and chisled features, or you can’t believe it’s not butter?

    ...the butter part
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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    When you are working outside and its hot, like Devil's *kitten* hot, and you take a big drink of cool water. It accidentally runs down your chin and dribbles onto your chest. At first you are all "oops" until you realize how good it feels.

    Especially when the wind picks up a little, blowing your hair around and you have a Fabio moment.

    My cousins name is Fabio, my brothers name is Gino and my father names is Guido, yet they are all bald, go figure!

    Antonio, Pietro, Filipe, Salvatore. They kept their hair 😂
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    Random facetimes with my niece.

    Early mornings in crisp air and fog.

    The time of day when the sunlight is yellow gold and beams through the leaves in a majestic way.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    When Chick-Fil-A puts that 5th chicken mini in your four count box on accident. Yum
  • AngryViking1970
    AngryViking1970 Posts: 2,847 Member
    Green lights when I'm running late
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    2 pretzel m&m's + 1 crunchy m&m + 1 caramel m&m +3 dark chocolate m&m's = the perfect mouthful
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    Getting to leave work early on a Friday afternoon
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Moon shine reflecting on a calm lake
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    When you eavesdrop on your lazy coworker getting reprimanded for being lazy.
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    When your kids clean up a mess they made... WITHOUT being told to do so!
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    When your kids clean up a mess they made... WITHOUT being told to do so!

    GTFO

    Oh wait, I know this trick. There's more, and they've distracted you with this. Something somewhere is broken or missing. TRUST
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    When your kids clean up a mess they made... WITHOUT being told to do so!

    GTFO

    Oh wait, I know this trick. There's more, and they've distracted you with this. Something somewhere is broken or missing. TRUST

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  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    edited August 2019
    Walking on the correct side of the hallway/sidewalk, not jumping into the elevator until everyone on has exited, not staring at your phone while you walk, using a blinker, not blocking the aisle with your grocery cart, reracking weights, having your garage ticket and credit card ready to go when you pull up to the pay machine instead of fumbling around for several minutes, etc. Courtesy and efficiency are the enemies of frustration and awkwardness.
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    I had a conversation with a coworker today. That doesn't seem like a good thing, but this is a massive leap for me. Is that specific enough?

    Did it make you happy?
  • George_of_the_Jungle
    George_of_the_Jungle Posts: 3,316 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    When your kids clean up a mess they made... WITHOUT being told to do so!

    GTFO

    Oh wait, I know this trick. There's more, and they've distracted you with this. Something somewhere is broken or missing. TRUST

    giphy.gif

    Sad yes, but also true