A candy ring that she occasionally slips on and loudy proclaims herself to be the queen of the Jersey Mall. Then adds.."Bringeth to me Orange Julius!"
This should totally have been for me! It's creepily accurate in so many ways. Are you my stalker IRL? 🤔
I do occasionally call myself Orange Julius. And don't look behind those bushes.
@pizzamyheart is carrying a green painted pet rock from 1978. Its faded but still smiling. Its name is Mr Loveylocks. Probably after the mullet made from Tom Selleck's chest hair that she bought off an auction in 1984 and glued on. You don't even want to know what alterations she made to it in the 90s.
A candy ring that she occasionally slips on and loudy proclaims herself to be the queen of the Jersey Mall. Then adds.."Bringeth to me Orange Julius!"
This should totally have been for me! It's creepily accurate in so many ways. Are you my stalker IRL? 🤔
I do occasionally call myself Orange Julius. And don't look behind those bushes.
@pizzamyheart is carrying a green painted pet rock from 1978. Its faded but still smiling. Its name is Mr Loveylocks. Probably after the mullet made from Tom Selleck's chest hair that she bought off an auction in 1984 and glued on. You don't even want to know what alterations she made to it in the 90s.
Wouldn’t you like to know what I did with his mustache hairs that I was finally able to “acquire” (I’ll never tell how) in ‘92.
@Pandemonium carries a carved bullet that somewhat resembles a body part.
A long straw that extends from his pocket to his mouth. Anytime someone asks him a question, he pauses, takes a long draw on the straw, then answers in a language that no one recognizes. Not even I know what hes Inhaling from that pocket.
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I do occasionally call myself Orange Julius. And don't look behind those bushes.
@pizzamyheart is carrying a green painted pet rock from 1978. Its faded but still smiling. Its name is Mr Loveylocks. Probably after the mullet made from Tom Selleck's chest hair that she bought off an auction in 1984 and glued on. You don't even want to know what alterations she made to it in the 90s.
Wouldn’t you like to know what I did with his mustache hairs that I was finally able to “acquire” (I’ll never tell how) in ‘92.
@Pandemonium carries a carved bullet that somewhat resembles a body part.