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Guess whats in my pocket?
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WillWork2Fly wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »An autographed picture of Steven Seagal
He is actually from the small city my town is next to!
So it’s laminated I suppose0 -
A particularly large gall stone she had removed. She named it Fabio.0
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Dont know but it looks like you're happy to see me0
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a butter tub with a hole cut into the top in which he houses his best friend Todd, a one legged cricket.0
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I asked you not to talk about Todd. Hes special0
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His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.0
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A banana0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.0
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a mooshy tootsie roll that he tries to gross people out with by saying its dog doo doo0
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Cheese whiz. She walks around with both hands full of things, begging people to get her keys from her pocket.0
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A piece of paper he found on the ground. He constantly asks people, "You wanna smell it?"0
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A replica human ear. Whenever she's annoyed with someone, she reaches into her pocket for her phone and "accidently" pulls out a bloody ear, then acts embarrassed and quickly stuffs it back in.0
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Ice cream scooper0
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a tooth he found once. He likes to stick it in between the space in his own teeth when eating corn on the cob.2
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A single serv bottle of mad dog 20/20. "In case the world ends". She replaced the bottle with a new one 23 times so far.0
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I think it's a plug0
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A "personal massager" in the shape of a kangaroo, pocket and all.1
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3 g-string.. not his0
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T.e.n.s. unit.0
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A hole0
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Personal gellip gloss for her dried up lips! Ha1
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A morse code keytap. She delights in typing out "what a moron" whenever someone displeases her0
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I think there's a huuuuge can of Mother in there0
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Whole pineapple0
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A ski mask and a glock0
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A joey. She steals them from the mother kangaroos and raises them as her own "babies."1
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »A ski mask and a glock
😮 How'd ya guess.0 -
A dungeon masters guide and a set of dice. He often consults it, using it to guide his real life decisions after rolling his 20 sided dice.0
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