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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A candy ring that she occasionally slips on and loudy proclaims herself to be the queen of the Jersey Mall. Then adds.."Bringeth to me Orange Julius!"
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Member Posts: 6,614 Member Member Posts: 6,614 Member
    Nothing today... Today is a no pants day.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small kaleidoscope which shows pictures of hot dogs, however she enjoys misleading people by asking them if they want to look at her wiener.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A candy ring that she occasionally slips on and loudy proclaims herself to be the queen of the Jersey Mall. Then adds.."Bringeth to me Orange Julius!"

    This should totally have been for me! It's creepily accurate in so many ways. Are you my stalker IRL? 🤔

    I do occasionally call myself Orange Julius. And don't look behind those bushes.

    @pizzamyheart is carrying a green painted pet rock from 1978. Its faded but still smiling. Its name is Mr Loveylocks. Probably after the mullet made from Tom Selleck's chest hair that she bought off an auction in 1984 and glued on. You don't even want to know what alterations she made to it in the 90s.
    edited August 2019
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    Behindblue_eyes wrote: »
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    A candy ring that she occasionally slips on and loudy proclaims herself to be the queen of the Jersey Mall. Then adds.."Bringeth to me Orange Julius!"

    This should totally have been for me! It's creepily accurate in so many ways. Are you my stalker IRL? 🤔

    I do occasionally call myself Orange Julius. And don't look behind those bushes.

    @pizzamyheart is carrying a green painted pet rock from 1978. Its faded but still smiling. Its name is Mr Loveylocks. Probably after the mullet made from Tom Selleck's chest hair that she bought off an auction in 1984 and glued on. You don't even want to know what alterations she made to it in the 90s.

    Wouldn’t you like to know what I did with his mustache hairs that I was finally able to “acquire” (I’ll never tell how) in ‘92.

    @Pandemonium carries a carved bullet that somewhat resembles a body part.
    edited August 2019
  • PiscesIntuitionPiscesIntuition Member Posts: 1,355 Member Member Posts: 1,355 Member
    A peppermint candy, gum, and 38 cents!

    edited August 2019
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Hmmm...nothing....she's not wearing anything
    that has pockets
  • PiscesIntuitionPiscesIntuition Member Posts: 1,355 Member Member Posts: 1,355 Member
    LOL!
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A hard boiled egg because a non hard boiled egg would break
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Pez dispenser...and no pez in it..
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A long straw that extends from his pocket to his mouth. Anytime someone asks him a question, he pauses, takes a long draw on the straw, then answers in a language that no one recognizes. Not even I know what hes Inhaling from that pocket.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Packets of confectioner sugar... He have sugar addiction and like to sniff em.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A fake mustache he whips out and sticks on when he feels insecure
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    A walkman and a New Kids on the Block cassette
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Carrots.. and cucumbers.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A halibut
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Anchovies
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,979 Member Member Posts: 25,979 Member
    A diaper... doesn't appear to be clean :s
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Guys shirt she stole
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