Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    WillWork2Fly wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    An autographed picture of Steven Seagal

    He is actually from the small city my town is next to!

    So it’s laminated I suppose
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A particularly large gall stone she had removed. She named it Fabio.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Dont know but it looks like you're happy to see me
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a butter tub with a hole cut into the top in which he houses his best friend Todd, a one legged cricket.
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    I asked you not to talk about Todd. Hes special
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A banana
  • phoenixrising5721
    phoenixrising5721 Posts: 2,252 Member
    Pandemonium_ wrote: »
    His little black book. When hes looking for someone new he combines the numbers of old girlfriends into a new number, hoping to get the perfect mix of the two chosen ladies. Its a science.
    No but that's a great idea. Thanks
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a mooshy tootsie roll that he tries to gross people out with by saying its dog doo doo
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Cheese whiz. She walks around with both hands full of things, begging people to get her keys from her pocket.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A piece of paper he found on the ground. He constantly asks people, "You wanna smell it?"
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    A replica human ear. Whenever she's annoyed with someone, she reaches into her pocket for her phone and "accidently" pulls out a bloody ear, then acts embarrassed and quickly stuffs it back in.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Ice cream scooper
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a tooth he found once. He likes to stick it in between the space in his own teeth when eating corn on the cob.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    A single serv bottle of mad dog 20/20. "In case the world ends". She replaced the bottle with a new one 23 times so far.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think it's a plug
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A "personal massager" in the shape of a kangaroo, pocket and all.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    3 g-string.. not his
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    T.e.n.s. unit.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A hole :D
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    edited August 2019
    Personal gel
    lip gloss for her dried up lips! Ha
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Personal gel
    for her dried up lips! Ha

    Pmsl :D

    A night stick.. he has deep pockets
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    A morse code keytap. She delights in typing out "what a moron" whenever someone displeases her
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think there's a huuuuge can of Mother in there
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    Whole pineapple
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A ski mask and a glock
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    A joey. She steals them from the mother kangaroos and raises them as her own "babies."
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A ski mask and a glock

    😮 How'd ya guess.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A dungeon masters guide and a set of dice. He often consults it, using it to guide his real life decisions after rolling his 20 sided dice.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    edited August 2019
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