Guess whats in my pocket?
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Maybe a hot dog maybe a banana, can’t tell1
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pickles0
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a key to my back door0
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A tiny Michael Jackson finger puppet. Whenever she gets stressed, Michael talks her down.0
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A laminated picture of al gore.0
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banana peels0
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Pepperoni log1
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Vienna sausage0
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Bale of hay0
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A picture of a middle finger that she pulls out when angry as she’s too respectful to actually make the gesture to anyone0
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A ripcord when, if pulled, his pants rip free, and a built in stereo begins playing Macho Man as he gyrates.0
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Smallest replica of Pandora's box.0
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His Polly Pocket toy.0
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A half pound of cheeto dust0
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Black eyeliner0
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The key to the mysterious door .1
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A snow cone1
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I blob of homemade ranch dressing folded in a napkin in case the restaurant later doesn't have organic.0
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Peanut butter 😍0
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A laminated lifetime pass to Big Bob's house of corndogs. Earned after one drunk session of downing 39 corn dogs in o e sitting. Hasn't been back, but thinks about it every day.0
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A stray piece of white hair he claims to have kept from Betty White after a hot one night stand. It's actually from his cat.0
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A picture of Nicholas Cage from Con Air glued to the inside. She often turns her pockets inside out, strokes his long hair and sighs.0
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Pandemonium_ wrote: »A picture of Nicholas Cage from Con Air glued to the inside. She often turns her pockets inside out, strokes his long hair and sighs.
And I'll let anyone else have a stroke and a sigh for three dollars0 -
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A minature Pillsbury dough boy she made at home from, well...dough. she pokes his belly and says "who's got a moist widdle tummy? " Also doubles as a voodoo doll of her boyfriend when shes angry.0
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Nothing because she’s wearing a beautiful yellow dress today!0
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