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Guess whats in my pocket?
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two peanuts because she likes to walk up to unassuming men and say in a whisper "wanna see my nuts?"2
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A remote control with one big red button. When someone pisses her off, she rips it from her pocket, points it at them and furiously mashes the button with a gleeful look on her face as she yells "Radiation burn"2
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a pocket size dictionary that he likes to throw at people who don't use proper grammar.0
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An old, worn paper football she made in 7th grade. She cruises the playgrounds yelling at kids. "You dont know what pretend football is. You and your fancy electronic football games. OooooOOOoooo".0
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The makings for a very nice salad.. cucumber, carrot, zucchini0
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Limes, salt and single serve bottles of alcohol. Shes been arrested several times for doing body shots off unwilling strangers.1
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A skin colored sleep mask with realistic pictures of his open eyes on the front that he uses at work when he needs a nap but doesn’t want to get In trouble.1
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A tiny CPAP machine. She paints faces on her fingers and puts it on, then pretends her index finger usually, but sometimes the middle one, is Darth Vader.0
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Lucille made from a T ball bat0
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Lipstick and perfume0
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Two tickets to paradise (really to Des Moines, but she lined through that and wrote paradise)2
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Pop rocks and a 5 hour energy drink0
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A crumpled up 5 dollar bill and breath mints0
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A picture of Betty White. She takes it out and kisses it every morning and proclaims it'll be a good day!0
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A wabbit0
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Nothing, empty.. no even fluff1
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Elmer Fudd.
Because there's a wabbit in my pocket and she's always trying to get in my.. er.. pockets.2 -
A mini tape recorder. Shes been hoping to capture something ground breaking on tape, break it to channel 3 Dubuque news, and become famous. So far shes only talked to Doug at the diner and Stanley the produce clerk, but one day.....one day...it'll pay off.0
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A hand0
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A little change going jing - aling aling1
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a tissue that he likes to wave at pretty women while he says "I surrender".1
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Finger puppets in the likeness of Friends characters. She can often be seen with Monica and Rachel on opposite hands, having a jello wrestling competition.0
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Smallest harmonica0
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Sand0
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Keys to chained up guys in her basement.1
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Her Chia Pet, Larry.0
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a 2 dollar bill. “Back in the day,” my grandfather would say, “You could go into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and some butter as well....”
"But today, they got cameras everywhere!0 -
A miniature spy camera. If you look closely, you can see the tiny hole in her pocket. She's getting footage of everyone's bottoms.0
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