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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Member Posts: 6,614 Member Member Posts: 6,614 Member
    A bottle opener... Gotta be prepared for beers.
  • phoenixrising5721phoenixrising5721 Member Posts: 2,256 Member Member Posts: 2,256 Member
    I dont know about her pocket but I'll let you know there is nothing in mine I'm just happy to see her lol
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    Well, seems his pockets are happy so I'm going with unicorns, rainbows and pixie sticks
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    a mood ring. He enjoys letting people try it and then saying they owe him money. When they laugh because they don’t believe him he uses it as brass knuckles.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A piece of peanut butter toast. No, not for a snack, tha'td be weird to keep in her pocket. This is a key keeper, sticks her keys in the peanut butter and closes the toast. As a side benefit, it makes getting back in the car just that much more fun.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    An orange Dots candy. He likes to stick his hand in his pocket and squeeze it a little while he’s bored at work. So if you see him with his hand in his pocket, his eyes closed and a weird smile
    On his face he is probably imagining it’s a nipple.
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,121 Member Member Posts: 28,121 Member
    Cigarettes looking gums..
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A miniature Ronald Reagan doll he made from granola bars and cat hair. He pulls it out and says "Well Ronnie, what would you do" before he makes his decisions.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    a folded up copy of the bill of rights that he wrote for his secret club in seventh grade. The first two are smudged but you can just make out "the right to see boobies" as number three.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 243,967 Member Member Posts: 243,967 Member
    A severed hand and an eyeball ewww :o
  • theresa120theresa120 Member Posts: 18,039 Member Member Posts: 18,039 Member
    A can of Fosters 🍻
  • Newfie_Steve83Newfie_Steve83 Member Posts: 776 Member Member Posts: 776 Member
    A couple of timbits
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 28,121 Member Member Posts: 28,121 Member
    A mini keg of labatt .. impressive...
  • PiscesIntuitionPiscesIntuition Member Posts: 1,340 Member Member Posts: 1,340 Member
    5 year old condom.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A wooden spoon. She likes to pull it out and get al 80’s by saying “gag me with a spoon”
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 243,967 Member Member Posts: 243,967 Member
    A half eating lollipop, 3 black jelly beans and a wad of gum.. all stuck together
  • KelleyCakesKelleyCakes Member Posts: 6,614 Member Member Posts: 6,614 Member
    A slice of pizza. Not to eat but to cuddle when lonely.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    An odd looking duck. When she sees weirdos she likes to pull it out and say, my your an odd looking duck. That way nobody but her duck gets their feelings hurt.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A barbie doll head with the hair on one side missing and only one eye. A few times a day, she pulls it out and says "Oh, look at pretty Ms. Barbie now. not so hot are ya" and rips out another chunk of hair.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 17,859 Member Member Posts: 17,859 Member
    Headless Barbie dolls
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