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  • Posts: 19,462 Member
    Fruit by the Foot. 14 feets worth!
  • Posts: 945 Member
    Alf mask with the eyes cut out. She likes to put it on when answering questions. She can be completely honest this way, then blame alf when people don't like what they hear.
  • Posts: 1,836 Member
    a grey tubesock. For some weird reason he likes to whip it out, stick it on his nose and pretend to be an elephant. Nobody knows why or when its going to happen.
  • Posts: 945 Member
    A faded picture of Bobby Brady. She can be seen pulling it out at least three times a day and singing the Brady Bunch theme song while weeping.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    A large stick of salami in one pocket and a huge French bread stick in the other.. snack food on hand..
  • Posts: 38,332 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    A large stick of salami in one pocket and a huge French bread stick in the other.. snack food on hand..

    The key to the closet she locked me in..😆
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
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    The key to the closet she locked me in..😆

    And in my pocket is where it will stay :D

  • Posts: 32,857 Member
    A receipt for a box of cookies from 1989.

    How long have you been wearing these pants? :/
  • Posts: 945 Member
    An itch....that she has just gotta got scratched
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    A receipt for a box of cookies from 1989.

    How long have you been wearing these pants? :/

    Ha ha.. jokes on you I don't wear.. ermmm nevermind :p

    Is that a..... :o I can't say what's in his pocket
  • Posts: 945 Member
    edited August 2019
    A tiny button that she presses often. Whenever the button is pressed, a very loud buzzing is heard and she makes weird facial expressions.
  • Posts: 1,836 Member
    a small roll of fabric that he uses as a sleeping bag for squirrels whenever he sees one
  • Posts: 945 Member
    A dragonfruit seed that she lovingly strokes. Whilst stroking, she demands to be called "The Mutha of Dragonfruits". Also a lighter that she lights and runs across her palm and yells "I walked through the fire!!"
  • Posts: 1,836 Member
    A cell phone with which he screen shots his favorite mfp posts so he can write them down later in his secret diary.
  • Posts: 6,609 Member
    Rotten cherry tomatoes to throw at people that don't walk fast enough at the grocery store.
  • Posts: 945 Member
    A mini tape recorder and a photo of Tom Brady. Inside the recorder is a tape that plays the sound of footsteps. She is often seen pulling out the picture and playing the tape while talking to Tom who is "walking beside her".
  • Posts: 1,054 Member
    A great big brownie smile.
  • Posts: 945 Member
    A curly wig, bushy mustache and huge sunglasses. Tonight is "drink like a detective from an 80s cop show". Its party time.
  • Posts: 1,836 Member
    A bunch of sprinkles that he likes to throw at women he thinks are attractive.
  • Posts: 38,332 Member
    Sprinkles she collected when someone throws em at her.
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  • Posts: 32,857 Member
    A really dirty tissue that she had to use to wipe off her hand after going in lx1x's pocket. :s
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    A teaser , I mean taser :o
  • Posts: 2,028 Member
    You were not suppose to bring that in hear.
  • Posts: 2,028 Member
    here
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    A green apple 🍏on the right and a Delicious red 🍎on the left
  • Posts: 1,836 Member
    a hairnet that she likes to put on every time she eats in a fast food restaurant
  • Posts: 945 Member
    A tiny chihuahua that hates people. Anytime shes tempted to do something she knows she shouldn't, she sticks her hand in the pocket to receive a fresh bite.
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    A hole.. :D
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