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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    A piece of paper he found on the ground. He constantly asks people, "You wanna smell it?"
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A replica human ear. Whenever she's annoyed with someone, she reaches into her pocket for her phone and "accidently" pulls out a bloody ear, then acts embarrassed and quickly stuffs it back in.
    edited August 2019
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Ice cream scooper
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Member Posts: 1,836 Member Member Posts: 1,836 Member
    a tooth he found once. He likes to stick it in between the space in his own teeth when eating corn on the cob.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A single serv bottle of mad dog 20/20. "In case the world ends". She replaced the bottle with a new one 23 times so far.
    edited August 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
    I think it's a plug
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A "personal massager" in the shape of a kangaroo, pocket and all.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
    3 g-string.. not his
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    T.e.n.s. unit.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Personal gel
    lip gloss for her dried up lips! Ha
    edited August 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
    lx1x wrote: »
    Personal gel
    for her dried up lips! Ha

    Pmsl :D

    A night stick.. he has deep pockets
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A morse code keytap. She delights in typing out "what a moron" whenever someone displeases her
    edited August 2019
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
    I think there's a huuuuge can of Mother in there
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    Whole pineapple
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member Member, Premium Posts: 252,800 Member
    A ski mask and a glock
  • PaperDoll_PaperDoll_ Member Posts: 25,968 Member Member Posts: 25,968 Member
    A joey. She steals them from the mother kangaroos and raises them as her own "babies."
  • lx1xlx1x Member Posts: 30,654 Member Member Posts: 30,654 Member
    A ski mask and a glock

    😮 How'd ya guess.
  • Pandemonium_Pandemonium_ Member Posts: 945 Member Member Posts: 945 Member
    A dungeon masters guide and a set of dice. He often consults it, using it to guide his real life decisions after rolling his 20 sided dice.
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Member Posts: 18,167 Member Member Posts: 18,167 Member
    ,
    edited August 2019
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