Hilarious or Inappropriate workout problems

katiekicks
katiekicks Posts: 28
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Some of you might think this is inappropriate but I thought it was hilarious. Last night my husband and I were being intimate. He asked me if I would get on top. I laughed and said I can't, I'm way too sore! You know your workouts are awesome when you are too sore to hold yourself up hahaha.

What are some of your funny workout problems?
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
  • Tinyfigure
    Tinyfigure Posts: 575 Member
    I came across this problem before, so he had to stand up and lift me the entire time, bless him.

    I actually flashed a guy the other day unwantedly, because my stupid sports had a moment of weakness.
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    the farting....oh my god the farting. did I mention the farts? farts.....everywhere. Crop dusting so cal for 2.5 months now. oh and the excessive gas too.
  • sheleen302
    sheleen302 Posts: 266 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
    Tell me you are not serious! That's a secret fear of mine.
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
    Tell me you are not serious! That's a secret fear of mine.

    It's true

    Don't ask how I know
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
    Yeah I get that problem with my legs too, they get so tired and then I have to tell him that. So glad he's understanding but he now gives me warnings of when not to do my heavy leg workouts haha.
  • lik_11
    lik_11 Posts: 433 Member
    workout pants that are opaque normally, and see-through when stretched. You never know until it's too late.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
    Tell me you are not serious! That's a secret fear of mine.

    It's true

    Don't ask how I know

    Truth.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    The loud, very loud, smelly farts i have now......people at the gym move away , if they see me on the treadmill..
  • katiekicks
    katiekicks Posts: 28
    Haha, these are awesome! Farting would be the main reason I would never try yoga in a public setting. I would die LOL
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.

    batman-*kitten*-signal.jpg
  • amandajones1978
    amandajones1978 Posts: 140
    workout pants that are opaque normally, and see-through when stretched. You never know until it's too late.


    THIS! Hmmm..now I know why my trainer has me do walkouts in front of him...
  • billyboybalbo
    billyboybalbo Posts: 156
    do large erections when hot girls walk in count?
  • FitWarrior7
    FitWarrior7 Posts: 332 Member
    I was actually in spin class on Monday and the girl in front of me must not have realized the stretch problem...she failed to wear anything under those stretch pants either...whoops.
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.

    batman-*kitten*-signal.jpg

    XD I wish my swamp did that!
  • fitmom07
    fitmom07 Posts: 215 Member
    I went for a jog the other day and my shorts kept falling down. I take it as a good sign, but it was embarrassing lol. At least I had underwear on!
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    sweat dripped in my eye once when doing squats. Took me a minute or so to find the bar hooks since I couldnt see. Had somene help me. he actually asked if I was blind.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
    Tell me you are not serious! That's a secret fear of mine.

    "****ting yourself when you deadlift was omitted from [Starting Strength]. The best way to avoid this is to not deadlift when you need to ****, and vice versa. Planning is the key here." - Mark Rippetoe
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I came across this problem before, so he had to stand up and lift me the entire time, bless him.

    I actually flashed a guy the other day unwantedly, because my stupid sports had a moment of weakness.

    that tank top gonna have a moment of weakness anytime soon?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    When I do barbell shrugs, the bar rubs against and moves my "manbits" around. It is uncomfortable and embarrassing, especially since I'm facing a mirror.
  • katiekicks
    katiekicks Posts: 28
    I feel for the guys. Having boners and ball problems has got to be the worst. Boobs have their own problems, but they are mostly manageable with a good sports bra.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    do large erections when hot girls walk in count?

    No.
    That's just being weird.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    mostly the feeling of having to fart/poop, especially mid-squat...or just starting a 5k. ugh. hahah.
  • katiekicks
    katiekicks Posts: 28
    mostly the feeling of having to fart/poop, especially mid-squat...or just starting a 5k. ugh. hahah.

    Seriously! Running always makes me have to go to the bathroom! So annoying
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    do large erections when hot girls walk in count?

    I hate when that happens to me.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I feel for the guys. Having boners and ball problems has got to be the worst. Boobs have their own problems, but they are mostly manageable with a good sports bra.

    I bruised my boob doing pendlay rows, in spite of wearing a good sports bra.
  • katiekicks
    katiekicks Posts: 28
    [/quote]

    I bruised my boob doing pendlay rows, in spite of wearing a good sports bra.
    [/quote]

    Ouch!!
  • fitmom07
    fitmom07 Posts: 215 Member
    Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running! They hurt when they get engorged too and I am trying to do cardio (I breastfeed)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I *kitten* my pants once..
    Tell me you are not serious! That's a secret fear of mine.

    "****ting yourself when you deadlift was omitted from [Starting Strength]. The best way to avoid this is to not deadlift when you need to ****, and vice versa. Planning is the key here." - Mark Rippetoe

    "I strongly advise against intentionally farting whilst moving heavy weights. Sometimes -- especially under those circumstances -- farts have a solid center" - Mark Rippetoe

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