Hilarious or Inappropriate workout problems
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^^^ all this makes me sooo glad I work out in the comfort of my own home
Agreed! But this is truly an entertaining read...keep them coming!0 -
On a stationary recumbent bike and me in sports shorts with built-in jocks.
The jocks are a fine, almost sheer, nylon like fabric.
The shorts are quite short.
Then I notice my nylon encased *kitten* popping out the side of my shorts and rolling from side to side as I pedal.
Then enter teenage girls into that part of the gym and catching an eyeful of my family jewels...
One of the reasons I wear bike shorts when I work out now.
I was on an elliptical at my gym one day and this older gentleman situated himself on the floor in front of my machine (the space in front of the machines is really the only place for anyone to stretch if they want), and began doing sit ups. I hate that row of machines because you have nothing to look at but the wall and my eyes tend to wander all over... I looked down at this man who was staring straight at me while he did his sit ups, while his family jewels that were freely hanging in his very loose shorts also stared up at me. Super awkward.0 -
My pants fell off once while running on the treadmill. I nearly killed myself.
We have a winner!
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okay this one is not that funny but definetly inappropriate....please tell me I am not the only one with this problem! So when I work out (especially core) at home or at the gym I get ridiculously turned on. Like I need to stop working out because it's distracting. I heard this may be a problem for girls.
care to chime in ladies?0 -
okay this one is not that funny but definetly inappropriate....please tell me I am not the only one with this problem! So when I work out (especially core) at home or at the gym I get ridiculously turned on. Like I need to stop working out because it's distracting. I heard this may be a problem for girls.
care to chime in ladies?
This happens to me also. My solution is to work 'harder' till I am 'finished'
just saying....0 -
hahaaa maybe I will try that0
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I have a tendency to shake my wedgies out when doing dead lifts-Not a good idea with a gym full of men.....0
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That's the biggest reason I DON'T get on top more! I'm not always ::sore:: but once i put the muscles to work, they start shaking in 5 seconds lol. A funny gym problem is *kitten* sweat. Yep, *kitten* sweat. I have a picture where i'm wearing gray yoga pants and it was leg day- there was a huge wet stain under each butt cheek! :laugh:0
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I was running on the track last night wiping sweat out of my eyes and ran into the back of a teenage girl knocking her over and landed on top of her.0
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I was in the Navy and deployed on a smaller ship. I got on the treadmill and the weather outside wasn't exactly favorable. Needless to say, a wave knocked the ship and I fell off. No one else was on the treadmills, they were all doing weights or the bikes. The worst part was, it wasn't even that bad of a knock, I must have not really been prepared for it. Never did that again.0
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i forgot my boxers and wore my white under armor shorts but it was pouring outside and i was the only contestant for white shorts contest0
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This this this. I have to wear like two bras just to keep them girls down.Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running!
And gosh I have this shirt that smells oh so nice at first, but really stinks up after an hour. Soaking it overnight didn't help.
Two bra girl here and my nipples still show through, not to mention the bouncing.
As far as the smell, OxyClean!0 -
I was running on the treadmill and got my arm tangled in my earphone wire and my phone fell off and got flung across the gym and hit a mirror. Not as good as the pants fall down.0
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Crotch sweat is the worst and I don't know if anyone else has this issue but my nose runs when I lift haha! All sort of bodily fluids going on here!0
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Had lost some great deal of weight and hadn't bought new shorts yet. Was still using the shorts when I still weighed almost 300 lbs. and was out walking really fast on the treadmill and next I knew I felt my shorts starting to fall off my hips. I flashed my butt to the gym, luckily I caught my shorts before they fell to my feet and almost caused me to trip on the treadmill.0
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hhahahhaha these are hilarious!0
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Running on the crosstrainer, my t-shirt somehow caught on the hand bar on the back pull, didn't realise until the bar shot forward, dragging t-shirt and me with it and nearly throwing me *kitten* over tit through the front of the machine.
So grateful this is at home with closed curtains and only my dogs to judge me
*kitten* over tit. Dude, that's so awesome of a saying!0 -
Crotch sweat is the worst and I don't know if anyone else has this issue but my nose runs when I lift haha! All sort of bodily fluids going on here!
My nose runs when I ride a bike, and gets stuffed when I run. Makes my brick workouts suck.0 -
TOM: passing a blood clot during a heavy lift.
Dang!
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haha...usually if I've recently done a spin class and he's in the mood, I'll tell him that's great, but only if I can just lay there and not do any of the work :laugh:Some of you might think this is inappropriate but I thought it was hilarious. Last night my husband and I were being intimate. He asked me if I would get on top. I laughed and said I can't, I'm way too sore! You know your workouts are awesome when you are too sore to hold yourself up hahaha.
What are some of your funny workout problems?0 -
My *kitten* always sweats.
I went into the locker after a run, and some girl pointed it out before I walked out. "Your pants are wet" I sighed and said "... It's just me sweating...".0 -
This thread just made my day!
I definitely have the need to poop while running--one day it happened *urgently* and I think I ran the fastest 5k ever. I ran straight upstairs into our apartment into the bathroom, did not pass Go, did not collect $200. Fiance was amused.
This one is more recent--we were doing intervals in one of my classes at the gym--sprint down and back, shuffle, traveling burpees. Somehow I got going too fast on the shuffles, couldn't catch my balance when it was time to change direction, and fell right over in front of everyone. I am that talented.0 -
A few years back I was running on a treadmill at the gym. I felt something slide down my leg and out ot the corner of my eye I saw something hit the treadmill belt and fly back. I jumped off the treadmill to see what it was and realized that it was a pair of my wife's panties that had been stuck to the inside of my gym shorts with static cling. I grabbed them, stuffed them into my pocket and continued my workout. The image of the horrified faces on the people on the machines in the next row still haunts me.0
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A few years back I was running on a treadmill at the gym. I felt something slide down my leg and out ot the corner of my eye I saw something hit the treadmill belt and fly back. I jumped off the treadmill to see what it was and realized that it was a pair of my wife's panties that had been stuck to the inside of my gym shorts with static cling. I grabbed them, stuffed them into my pocket and continued my workout. The image of the horrified faces on the people on the machines in the next row still haunts me.
ROFLMAO this is hilarious, this thread rocks!0 -
I lift to failure, so I can make quite a fool of myself when I start grunting and groaning trying to squeeze out that last rep.
Sometimes the treadmill speed can catch me off guard when I am warming up. I remember one time specifically where I thought I'd play it cool and ride the treadmill down to the bottom and hop off... the treadmill was going pretty fast still so my evacuation turned into more of a duck and roll like I just jumped off of a moving vehicle.0 -
that'd be my worst nightmare lol....i've postponed leg day a few times because i could feel some iffy farts coming0
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I *kitten* my pants once..
that'd be my worst nightmare lol....i've postponed leg day a few times because i could feel some iffy farts coming0 -
My #1 embarassing moment was doing dumbell flyes the day after an intense ab workout.
The benches at my gym are only about 6 inches wide. I laid on my back, did my first set and tried to sit up. I couldn't. My abs were so sore that I was stuck on my back. I had to drop the DBs and roll off the bench. There were only two guys in the free weights with me and when I got up I noticed they were staring at me with confused looks on their faces. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
When i learn a new move and I get serious pole dancing bruises
Most people are like wtffffffff
They don't even hurt. Promise!!
Yes! At the studio where I take classes they call them pole burns. They're nasty looking, but they don't hurt too badly. Last week someone in a higher level class got some hand-stick all over my pole...it ended up ripping off some of my skin. :-/ OUCH!!!
Edited to add: Oh, and after one spin last week, I was doing some floor work and didn't realize that my shirt AND sports bra had shifted. I flashed my poor teacher a bit more than either of us had anticipated!0 -
I have been mocked!
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