Hilarious or Inappropriate workout problems

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  • xX_Samantha_Xx
    xX_Samantha_Xx Posts: 166 Member
    I've never had it happen to me, yet, and I hope it doesn't.. LoL... BUT, In crossfit apparently during double unders (jump roping with the rope going under you twice in one jump) women are known to pee a little. I'm not looking forward to that happening. LoL.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    pre-workouts also stimulate the digestive tract... sometimes I'm fine and sometimes I'm just like... NOOO... this is making squats IMPOSSIBRUUU
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.
    Oh yeah, totally
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  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    sweat dripped in my eye once when doing squats. Took me a minute or so to find the bar hooks since I couldnt see. Had somene help me. he actually asked if I was blind.

    Thank you for sharing this, excellent visual :)

    A gym I used to go to had those really tiny heavy plates attached right to the bar. Was done with bridges, tried to roll it over my legs; it stopped at my knees. For some reason, I sat there for like five minutes before asking for help. Not sure why; I'd exhausted my possible escape routes pretty quickly.
  • billyboybalbo
    billyboybalbo Posts: 156
    My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples

    friend request sent :laugh:
  • anabellarella
    anabellarella Posts: 58
    Sweat marks down below.
    Always awkward in grey :laugh:
  • Jennvandemark
    Jennvandemark Posts: 179 Member
    Hard kick off the wall while swimming laps sometimes pulls my bathing suit top down so boobs fall out. Fear is one day I will kick into the back stroke and nipple will be giving me drag.
  • ohsnapitssummer
    ohsnapitssummer Posts: 581 Member
    When I'm wearing a light colored lightweight tee, excessively sweat through it but outlines and shapes my bra out on the t-shirt.
  • honsi
    honsi Posts: 210 Member
    I split my pants the other day doing some clean and press with a barbell, I remember realizing that it suddenly felt quite breezy back there....
  • karlahere
    karlahere Posts: 79 Member
    Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running!
    This this this. I have to wear like two bras just to keep them girls down.

    And gosh I have this shirt that smells oh so nice at first, but really stinks up after an hour. Soaking it overnight didn't help. :(
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    On a stationary recumbent bike and me in sports shorts with built-in jocks.
    The jocks are a fine, almost sheer, nylon like fabric.
    The shorts are quite short.
    Then I notice my nylon encased *kitten* popping out the side of my shorts and rolling from side to side as I pedal.
    Then enter teenage girls into that part of the gym and catching an eyeful of my family jewels...

    One of the reasons I wear bike shorts when I work out now.
  • ayerg
    ayerg Posts: 33
    My pants fell off once while running on the treadmill. I nearly killed myself.
  • lacroyx
    lacroyx Posts: 5,754 Member
    During and after a heavy cardio session I sometimes get snotty/runny nose like symptoms. Like I have a cold. The best part is noticing ladies smiling at me as I leave the gym, get in my car and look at the rear view mirror and there they are saying "hello!". Rhymes with burger. :laugh:
  • ladyark
    ladyark Posts: 1,101 Member
    mostly the feeling of having to fart/poop, especially mid-squat...or just starting a 5k. ugh. hahah.

    Seriously! Running always makes me have to go to the bathroom! So annoying

    I had this problem the other day running on the treadmill. Thought ok i will go to the restroom , then these two young girls were walking in there and i was like....oh hell no, this will not be pleasant for anyone.....so i left and prayed the whole way home lol.

    Happens to me when i run it seems.
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples

    My nipples bled after rubbing on my shirt during a run in the winter and yes OUCH!!!!
  • Faye_Anderson
    Faye_Anderson Posts: 1,495 Member
    First time on a treadmill (what am I saying? Only time on a treadmill) I fell off, flat on my face. This is why I don't exercise :blushing:
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    Also, having a big chest makes it difficult when running! They hurt when they get engorged too and I am trying to do cardio (I breastfeed)

    Ouch! Brought back memories of doing box jumps last year while engorged ...
  • alpdexplorer
    alpdexplorer Posts: 251 Member
    I have horrible balance.

    So when I use those workout balls I have to be very careful.

    The other day I was attempting to do crunches on the ball and the ball came out from underneath me and I tipped over and face-planted the wall.

    Luckily the only audience I had was my roommates 2 year old.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    When i learn a new move and I get serious pole dancing bruises :(

    Most people are like wtffffffff

    They don't even hurt. Promise!!

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  • eblakes93
    eblakes93 Posts: 372 Member
    My pants fell off once while running on the treadmill. I nearly killed myself.

    OMG. I'm so sorry, and it must have been painful, but that's hilarious.
  • monicalingtannehill
    monicalingtannehill Posts: 4 Member
    LOL! I concur!!
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.

    gold bond
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    Sneezing!!! It's always awkward when you are trying to run and all the sudden BOOM SNEEZE AND SNOT EVERYWHERE. ew.
  • liormintz
    liormintz Posts: 150 Member
    My nipples go hard when I lift and I have big nipples

    My nipples bled after rubbing on my shirt during a run in the winter and yes OUCH!!!!
    Well known and common problem
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    going commando and realizing my dong is hanging out while on bike


    0 regrets....
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    Two words. Swamp *kitten*.

    gold bond

    http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

    The comments alone make for an entertaining read
  • kaned_ferret
    kaned_ferret Posts: 618 Member
    Running on the crosstrainer, my t-shirt somehow caught on the hand bar on the back pull, didn't realise until the bar shot forward, dragging t-shirt and me with it and nearly throwing me *kitten* over tit through the front of the machine.

    So grateful this is at home with closed curtains and only my dogs to judge me :smile:
  • gonnasee33
    gonnasee33 Posts: 163
    ^^^ all this makes me sooo glad I work out in the comfort of my own home

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