Why didn't you get married?
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That was the cringiest thing I've ever watched. I couldn't even finish.
she just wanted to go to the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake4 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
... because he turned into a stalker.
... because he was creepy af.
... because he couldn't cook.
... because he was too nice for me.
... because he ended up having a record.
2 times in the past year I was very interested in guys who turned out to have records. Not minor ones either. Ugh0 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
... because he turned into a stalker.
... because he was creepy af.
... because he couldn't cook.
... because he was too nice for me.
... because he ended up having a record.
2 times in the past year I was very interested in guys who turned out to have records. Not minor ones either. Ugh
I do background checks. You can’t be too careful.
I started doing this after a guy I was dating lied about being married.
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He liked a hard mattress, I liked soft4
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Her husband had a concealed carry permit.5
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Motorsheen wrote: »Her husband had a concealed carry permit.
it’s for self-defense!1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Because I like how quiet my house is. I like that all the messes are mine. I like consulting only myself in making decisions. I like sex. I like sleeping alone. I like not sharing a bathroom.
I feel like when you’re married there’s no escape. Go to sleep and he’s there. Wake up and he’s there.
I like having no one all up in my face.
I found my partner in crime then. Where have you been all this time in NYC 😃0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Her husband had a concealed carry permit.
it’s for self-defense!
evidently.....1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Her husband had a concealed carry permit.
it’s for self-defense!
evidently.....
if you’re gonna let a little thing like that scare you off0 -
I made it 40 seconds through. Wtf.2 -
Literally he would not eat tacos2
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »Literally he would not eat tacos
that can’t be real1 -
Because no one wants me and apparently it's a crime to fart while her head is under the blanket jk3
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Her husband had a concealed carry permit.
it’s for self-defense!
evidently.....
if you’re gonna let a little thing like that scare you off
Live to fight another day....1 -
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corinasue1143 wrote: »I didn’t get married the second time because of the first time.
And I'm not getting married the third time, because of the other two times
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corinasue1143 wrote: »I didn’t get married the second time because of the first time.
Basically this. I made a huge error in judgement with the first marriage so I don't completely trust myself not to screw up again.1 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
... because he turned into a stalker.
... because he was creepy af.
... because he couldn't cook.
... because he was too nice for me.
... because he ended up having a record.
2 times in the past year I was very interested in guys who turned out to have records. Not minor ones either. Ugh
So far that I know, that only happened to me.. once. Officially. The other time well.. that was in progress as I was dating him. :laugh:2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »Literally he would not eat tacos
that can’t be realMotorsheen wrote: »
Its true...and I love Mexican...I cook it all the time and it's my favorite restaurant...was doomed5 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »couldnt get over his seasonal candy corn fetish
Eww, Mallowcreme Pumpkins all the way, yo.
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... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.
See now I know you can’t be serious 😋0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.
See now I know you can’t be serious 😋
I like to mix the truth with fiction. Question is, which are true and which are made up? :laugh:2 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.
imho, everything on your list is quite forgivable.... until we get to the donuts.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.
imho, everything on your list is quite forgivable.... until we get to the donuts.
Are you a cake donut hater.... or lover?
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CanesGalactica wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »... he broke into my apartment.
... he used me.
... he had a mommy fetish.
... he never picked up after himself.
... he ate my food without asking.
... he told me I made him feel so dirty that he would never be clean again after believing rumors instead of you know, the person he was dating.
... he didn't like reading.
... he liked kettle corn. Yuck.
... he hated eggnog.
... he refused to acknowledge that cake donuts ARE donuts.
imho, everything on your list is quite forgivable.... until we get to the donuts.
Are you a cake donut hater.... or lover?
I'll just say........
"If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve."0 -
As I look back on the long term relationships I've had, I thank my lucky stars I didn't do something so foolish like marrying them! (hey, they probably feel same way, so it's a win win)2
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... and then there was the one that 'got away'.
I still think of her and wonder what could have been.
(they don't make duct tape the way they used to.)
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