Why didn't you get married?

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  • beckyrpl
    beckyrpl Posts: 73 Member
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    Cause she wasn’t a blind melon fan - and that’s just a sign of crazy


    Saw Blind Melon live at Jones Beach back in the early '90's - they opened for Neil Young - the other opening act was Soundgarden - crazy-good show!!

  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    seltzermint555 wrote: »
    I was engaged at 21 for the first time, but didn't marry the guy...mainly because he made me cry almost every day.
    I'm not a crier. He was pretty mean.

    ...and he bought multiple items of clothing for "our future son" even though I'd told him since Day 1 that I never wanted to have children. I'm sure that is considered cute to a lot of ladies but not this one.

    That’s not cute; it’s weird af.

    100% agreed. Creepy and weird.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,742 Member
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    beckyrpl wrote: »
    Cause she wasn’t a blind melon fan - and that’s just a sign of crazy


    Saw Blind Melon live at Jones Beach back in the early '90's - they opened for Neil Young - the other opening act was Soundgarden - crazy-good show!!

    And this is why we're friends! hehe

    I saw them on the 120 Minutes Live tour with Big Audio Dynamite II, Public Image Ltd. & Live. Also a great show.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    that can’t be real. James is so calm it’s scary. And Whitney needs to grow up and go to the lake by her own self.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    that can’t be real. James is so calm it’s scary. And Whitney needs to grow up and go to the lake by her own self.

    it was real. if I recall correctly they eventually got divorced
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    that can’t be real. James is so calm it’s scary. And Whitney needs to grow up and go to the lake by her own self.

    it was real. if I recall correctly they eventually got divorced
    Well I can see why. I’d have pushed her out the car. Maybe I’d stop first.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    seltzermint555 wrote: »
    I was engaged at 21 for the first time, but didn't marry the guy...mainly because he made me cry almost every day.
    I'm not a crier. He was pretty mean.

    ...and he bought multiple items of clothing for "our future son" even though I'd told him since Day 1 that I never wanted to have children. I'm sure that is considered cute to a lot of ladies but not this one.

    That’s not cute; it’s weird af.

    Seconded. Totes creepy.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    ... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
    ... because he turned into a stalker.
    ... because he was creepy af.
    ... because he couldn't cook.
    ... because he was too nice for me.
    ... because he ended up having a record.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    That was the cringiest thing I've ever watched. I couldn't even finish.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    mtndewme wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    That was the cringiest thing I've ever watched. I couldn't even finish.

    she just wanted to go to the laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
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    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    ... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
    ... because he turned into a stalker.
    ... because he was creepy af.
    ... because he couldn't cook.
    ... because he was too nice for me.
    ... because he ended up having a record.

    2 times in the past year I was very interested in guys who turned out to have records. Not minor ones either. Ugh
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    edited September 2019
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    LiftingSpirits wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    ... because he always wanted to brush my hair.
    ... because he turned into a stalker.
    ... because he was creepy af.
    ... because he couldn't cook.
    ... because he was too nice for me.
    ... because he ended up having a record.

    2 times in the past year I was very interested in guys who turned out to have records. Not minor ones either. Ugh

    I do background checks. You can’t be too careful.

    I started doing this after a guy I was dating lied about being married.

  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    He liked a hard mattress, I liked soft
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Her husband had a concealed carry permit.

    it’s for self-defense!
  • FitAddiction9
    FitAddiction9 Posts: 494 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Because I like how quiet my house is. I like that all the messes are mine. I like consulting only myself in making decisions. I like sex. I like sleeping alone. I like not sharing a bathroom.

    I feel like when you’re married there’s no escape. Go to sleep and he’s there. Wake up and he’s there.

    I like having no one all up in my face.

    I found my partner in crime then. Where have you been all this time in NYC 😃
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Her husband had a concealed carry permit.

    it’s for self-defense!

    evidently.....
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Her husband had a concealed carry permit.

    it’s for self-defense!

    evidently.....

    if you’re gonna let a little thing like that scare you off
  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    she always got mad when I refused to take her to the lake

    You know it’s serious when you take her to meet Honkers

    close but no cigar

    https://youtu.be/2AXf5vjQV-w

    I made it 40 seconds through. Wtf.

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