Beards!

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  • hoppgeorge
    hoppgeorge Posts: 368 Member
    I demand more beards.

    You’re my favorite!!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    edited October 2019
    My face is so pretty, why would I hide it behind a beard?



    ... don’t answer that; it was a purely rhetorical question


    .
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    I like a sexy man with or without a beard. I’m just sticking with the theme of the thread right now.
  • tallbanyan
    tallbanyan Posts: 65 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    I've used beards to hide some double chin in the past.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    I like a sexy man with or without a beard. I’m just sticking with the theme of the thread right now.

    Sexy huh?

    Dang....

    Would you settle for a fella with above average parallel parking skills and isn’t afraid to wear a brown belt with black shoes?


    Asking for a friend.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    Meanwhile I'm just attracted to beards that are well-kept and are not literal soup-catchers. They can be short, they can be long.. I only ask that they are cared for. :3
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    I like a sexy man with or without a beard. I’m just sticking with the theme of the thread right now.

    Sexy huh?

    Dang....

    Would you settle for a fella with above average parallel parking skills and isn’t afraid to wear a brown belt with black shoes?


    Asking for a friend.

    Idk. Will it be believable when I touch his bicep and sigh breathily, “Do you work out?”
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    Meanwhile I'm just attracted to beards that are well-kept and are not literal soup-catchers. They can be short, they can be long.. I only ask that they are cared for. :3

    Soup I understand

    How about cereal??
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I once worked with a group of designers and all of the guys decided that we would all grow 1970’s porn stashes.

    The female designers were all both freaked out and repulsed.

    Mission Accomplished.

    That lasted all of about 10 days.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    I'm not a huge fan of beards. If it's out of the way of the mouth area it's fine.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    Meanwhile I'm just attracted to beards that are well-kept and are not literal soup-catchers. They can be short, they can be long.. I only ask that they are cared for. :3

    Soup I understand

    How about cereal??

    Dry or wet cereal?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    When Lemmy of Motörhead died, I grew out a Lemmy Beard in tribute.

    My son loved it, The Trophy Wife not so much.

    That lasted about 5 days.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I notice you are all posting pictures of super sexy men with beards. What about regular dudes with bears? Or not so attractive men with beards? Are you still in to their beards? Or does a man have to be sexy to look good with a beard? Or are you saying no matter what a man looks like if he has a beard he instantly becomes sexy?

    Meanwhile I'm just attracted to beards that are well-kept and are not literal soup-catchers. They can be short, they can be long.. I only ask that they are cared for. :3

    Soup I understand

    How about cereal??

    Dry or wet cereal?

    Soggy

    Dripping

    Three Day Old
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    I never cared for beards until probably last year when a friend grew one and yeah...BI became a fan. I just like to see them. Touching is a different story.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I grew one in college one winter semester.

    University of Above the Arctic Circle

  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    This thread is in dire need of more beard.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....

    Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.
  • tallbanyan
    tallbanyan Posts: 65 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....

    Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.

    Today I learned...
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....

    Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.

    I saw a really bad one in a movie recently. Still don’t know why they bothered
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....

    Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.

    I’m here to serve.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Beards are awful.

    Especially on women.

    It depends on where they’re found....

    Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.

    I saw a really bad one in a movie recently. Still don’t know why they bothered

    Now I have to know what "movie" you were watching that had a merkin in it. :laugh:
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    I love a good beard, any length.
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Who loves 'em, who hates 'em, who's having them? Bearded bard poems. Grooming tips, etc.

    I may need help to some degree. I want to continue to grow it out, but don't want to look completely homeless. I also don't want to become homeless grooming it whilst I should be working.

    You are required to post a pic so we can determine
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    This is a beard, so it counts. Nevermind the Doritos.
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    I’ll regale you all with non-sexy guy beard pics when I get home