Beards!
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CanesGalactica wrote: »This is a beard, so it counts. Nevermind the Doritos.
But..... but..... I like the Doritos0 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »I’ll regale you all with non-sexy guy beard pics when I get home
Yay! Beard pics! And hush with the rest of that statement1 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »I’ll regale you all with non-sexy guy beard pics when I get home
Yay! Beard pics! And hush with the rest of that statement
Agreed! More beards less about that false ending...😎🤘0 -
I like scruff. Does scruff count as a beard?1
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Ok get ready for a sweet ride down my beard hall of...existence. Some ground rules, before we get started:
1) For most of my life, it's been a goatee. I don't care. I still call it a beard because seriously, who gives two craps?
2) I have literally never once in my life done anything with any hair on my face to please anybody but myself *with a few notable exceptions that you will see below*
3) I like facial hair. My dad had a beard for most of my time with him; about every five years or so, he would shave it off to "remember what his face looked like." I hated it. I'd always beg him not to shave it off. As such, I've never once been clean-shaven since I could grow facial hair. This is my face, I'm as cool with it as I'm gonna get
Now, without further adieu, I present you the museum of the facial hair of a super-normal guy!
1) The baby beard. I was so young! It was but a thin goatee, probably the best I could muster at the time. I liked it then.
2) Me with my beard inspiration, the last time I saw him before he died.
3) Remember when duck-lip selfies were so popular? My friends and I did the best we could, because we wanted to be cool too. Duck-beard.
4) Look, show me someone who hasn't had a "ugh what was going on" beard moment and I'll show you someone who plans ahead. Had to rush to California and forgot a razor so after ten days or so I was sporting the grossest neckbeard. Not a great look, but you know what? Such is life.
5) Almost done with the story/evolution ones, the fun starts shortly. Anyway, this was about thirteen years ago--I'll call this one "80-hour work weeks" beard. I was just starting to grow the goatee out a bit. Also, my teenager was so young and cute, dangit.
Now we'll get movin:
6) Flower Beard
7) Christmas Beard (I WAS COERCED and I think it shows)
8) Mud beard
9) Warpaint beard
10) Werewolf beard
11) Werewolf PIPE beard (it's different)
12) Zombie beard
...and holy crap this took me WAY too long to put together. I'm never doing it again.
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Reckoner68 wrote: »Ok get ready for a sweet ride down my beard hall of...existence. Some ground rules, before we get started:
1) For most of my life, it's been a goatee. I don't care. I still call it a beard because seriously, who gives two craps?
2) I have literally never once in my life done anything with any hair on my face to please anybody but myself *with a few notable exceptions that you will see below*
3) I like facial hair. My dad had a beard for most of my time with him; about every five years or so, he would shave it off to "remember what his face looked like." I hated it. I'd always beg him not to shave it off. As such, I've never once been clean-shaven since I could grow facial hair. This is my face, I'm as cool with it as I'm gonna get
Now, without further adieu, I present you the museum of the facial hair of a super-normal guy!
1) The baby beard. I was so young! It was but a thin goatee, probably the best I could muster at the time. I liked it then.
2) Me with my beard inspiration, the last time I saw him before he died.
3) Remember when duck-lip selfies were so popular? My friends and I did the best we could, because we wanted to be cool too. Duck-beard.
4) Look, show me someone who hasn't had a "ugh what was going on" beard moment and I'll show you someone who plans ahead. Had to rush to California and forgot a razor so after ten days or so I was sporting the grossest neckbeard. Not a great look, but you know what? Such is life.
5) Almost done with the story/evolution ones, the fun starts shortly. Anyway, this was about thirteen years ago--I'll call this one "80-hour work weeks" beard. I was just starting to grow the goatee out a bit. Also, my teenager was so young and cute, dangit.
Now we'll get movin:
6) Flower Beard
7) Christmas Beard (I WAS COERCED and I think it shows)
8) Mud beard
9) Warpaint beard
10) Werewolf beard
11) Werewolf PIPE beard (it's different)
12) Zombie beard
...and holy crap this took me WAY too long to put together. I'm never doing it again.
Ah, finally the beard content we've been awaiting!1 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.
Just googled Merkin. Didn't know that was a thing. Or maybe I did and just unremembered it1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »Ok get ready for a sweet ride down my beard hall of...existence. Some ground rules, before we get started:
1) For most of my life, it's been a goatee. I don't care. I still call it a beard because seriously, who gives two craps?
2) I have literally never once in my life done anything with any hair on my face to please anybody but myself *with a few notable exceptions that you will see below*
3) I like facial hair. My dad had a beard for most of my time with him; about every five years or so, he would shave it off to "remember what his face looked like." I hated it. I'd always beg him not to shave it off. As such, I've never once been clean-shaven since I could grow facial hair. This is my face, I'm as cool with it as I'm gonna get
Now, without further adieu, I present you the museum of the facial hair of a super-normal guy!
1) The baby beard. I was so young! It was but a thin goatee, probably the best I could muster at the time. I liked it then.
2) Me with my beard inspiration, the last time I saw him before he died.
3) Remember when duck-lip selfies were so popular? My friends and I did the best we could, because we wanted to be cool too. Duck-beard.
4) Look, show me someone who hasn't had a "ugh what was going on" beard moment and I'll show you someone who plans ahead. Had to rush to California and forgot a razor so after ten days or so I was sporting the grossest neckbeard. Not a great look, but you know what? Such is life.
5) Almost done with the story/evolution ones, the fun starts shortly. Anyway, this was about thirteen years ago--I'll call this one "80-hour work weeks" beard. I was just starting to grow the goatee out a bit. Also, my teenager was so young and cute, dangit.
Now we'll get movin:
6) Flower Beard
7) Christmas Beard (I WAS COERCED and I think it shows)
8) Mud beard
9) Warpaint beard
10) Werewolf beard
11) Werewolf PIPE beard (it's different)
12) Zombie beard
...and holy crap this took me WAY too long to put together. I'm never doing it again.
We are going to be BFFs now. This was such a great way to start my morning. Thanks for putting it together.
My favorites are Christmas beard and mud beard. ❤️1 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »CanesGalactica wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
Aaaaand the first thing that pops into my head is a merkin. Thanks.
I saw a really bad one in a movie recently. Still don’t know why they bothered
Now I have to know what "movie" you were watching that had a merkin in it. :laugh:
Totally unsexy sex movie. Nymphomaniac1 -
Someone say beard?2
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I like guys with nice beards!0
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Ok get ready for a sweet ride down my beard hall of...existence. Some ground rules, before we get started:
1) For most of my life, it's been a goatee. I don't care. I still call it a beard because seriously, who gives two craps?
2) I have literally never once in my life done anything with any hair on my face to please anybody but myself *with a few notable exceptions that you will see below*
3) I like facial hair. My dad had a beard for most of my time with him; about every five years or so, he would shave it off to "remember what his face looked like." I hated it. I'd always beg him not to shave it off. As such, I've never once been clean-shaven since I could grow facial hair. This is my face, I'm as cool with it as I'm gonna get
Now, without further adieu, I present you the museum of the facial hair of a super-normal guy!
1) The baby beard. I was so young! It was but a thin goatee, probably the best I could muster at the time. I liked it then.
2) Me with my beard inspiration, the last time I saw him before he died.
3) Remember when duck-lip selfies were so popular? My friends and I did the best we could, because we wanted to be cool too. Duck-beard.
4) Look, show me someone who hasn't had a "ugh what was going on" beard moment and I'll show you someone who plans ahead. Had to rush to California and forgot a razor so after ten days or so I was sporting the grossest neckbeard. Not a great look, but you know what? Such is life.
5) Almost done with the story/evolution ones, the fun starts shortly. Anyway, this was about thirteen years ago--I'll call this one "80-hour work weeks" beard. I was just starting to grow the goatee out a bit. Also, my teenager was so young and cute, dangit.
Now we'll get movin:
6) Flower Beard
7) Christmas Beard (I WAS COERCED and I think it shows)
8) Mud beard
9) Warpaint beard
10) Werewolf beard
11) Werewolf PIPE beard (it's different)
12) Zombie beard
...and holy crap this took me WAY too long to put together. I'm never doing it again.
We are going to be BFFs now. This was such a great way to start my morning. Thanks for putting it together.
My favorites are Christmas beard and mud beard. ❤️
Mud beard definitely defines me more than Christmas beard, rofl. Glad you enjoyed them both tho. I guess it's good to be ridiculously festive sometimes3 -
Taking inspiration from Reckoner. I've had facial hair since perhaps junior year in high school. Thin goatee and then thicker, then goatee with scruff and have worked on a full beard of sorts in the last few years. Since @LiftingSpirits demanded it.
13 years ago-ish
12 years ago
8 years ago
1.5 years ago
2 hours ago
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@Reckoner68 and @s131951 Thank you both for making my morning1
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »@Reckoner68 and @s131951 Thank you both for making my morning
Happy to help.1 -
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »@Reckoner68 and @s131951 Thank you both for making my morning
They would have made my morning but....I don’t see either of them giving away free donuts....just sayin.1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »@Reckoner68 and @s131951 Thank you both for making my morning
They would have made my morning but....I don’t see either of them giving away free donuts....just sayin.
They are hidden within the beards.1 -
And here is me about 7 years ago. "Fat Jesus"
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pizzamyheart wrote: »
I used to work at a Christian college as a chef. Sometimes at the end of the night and I would take my hair down and walk around blessing people. Sometimes it didn't go well.3 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
I used to work at a Christian college as a chef. Sometimes at the end of the night and I would take my hair down and walk around blessing people. Sometimes it didn't go well.
Be thankful that wasn't 500 years ago.0 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
I used to work at a Christian college as a chef. Sometimes at the end of the night and I would take my hair down and walk around blessing people. Sometimes it didn't go well.
Be thankful that wasn't 500 years ago.
500? Try 50.0 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
I used to work at a Christian college as a chef. Sometimes at the end of the night and I would take my hair down and walk around blessing people. Sometimes it didn't go well.
Be thankful that wasn't 500 years ago.
500? Try 50.
True, but you may not have been burned at the stake 50 years ago, depending on what part of the world.0 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »
I used to work at a Christian college as a chef. Sometimes at the end of the night and I would take my hair down and walk around blessing people. Sometimes it didn't go well.
Be thankful that wasn't 500 years ago.
500? Try 50.
True, but you may not have been burned at the stake 50 years ago, depending on what part of the world.
Nothing worse than being burned at the stake. That should be in the I don't like thread.1 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »I don’t like them. But I don’t like clean shaven either. @MrAcavano - his facial hair in his picture is imo the perfect length.
With that being said there are always men who can make them work.
Looks like now I have to grow it back 0 -
I like beards. I am not attracted to men without them. Not sure why that is but I instantly double look when a guy has a beard. I do like them maintained but I can't say that I don't love my SO' s Wildman look in the winter.0
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All the most important men in my life have beards; my soon to be son-in-law on the left, my 2 sons, and my hubby.
And below, my dad had the best beard! I only saw him without a beard once as I was growing up!
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