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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you

    Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    i like to tell people who are worried to stop worrying, bc worrying is bad for you

    Yes, and it gives you wrinkles, so "just relax, and forget about it"

    It also increases cortisol, and we all know what that does to you 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
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    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    6rtsuil1yag9.jpg

    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    6rtsuil1yag9.jpg

    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    6rtsuil1yag9.jpg

    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.

    I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...

    Regardless I get your message 💕
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,031 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    6rtsuil1yag9.jpg

    Let us know....or if we don’t near from you we’ll know why. Good luck.

    I know, I really do need to learn how to keep my head in the real world more and come here less 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈

    Well if we don’t hear from you I’m gonna assume the worst. FYI. So......don’t just ghost us.

    I'm curious now... Is it ghosting if it's a group setting as this? I've always more so thought of that as a one to one ratio type of thing...

    Regardless I get your message 💕

    Idk....I’ve always thought of it as a 1 on 1 thing too. But....since mfp is one big family (your most important family really.....ok 2nd) I’m considering it one large group ghosting if you do it. People do it all the time here, right? Usually they come back though so now I wonder....is temporary ghosting a thing?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    when they say
    "im not interested in any drama"

    they really mean it
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    when they say
    "im not interested in any drama"

    they really mean it

    I had to double-check this thread, thought maybe I'd stumbled into the red flags one
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    The easiest way to hook up with a hot chick is to become roommates with her.
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,116 Member
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    While at work every 15 minutes 7AM-9AM, go in the kitchen and empty the coffee pot in the sink. Your colleagues will appreciate the good humor.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    if she tries to steal one of your shirts just tell her "no you'll stretch the neck hole out"
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    if she tries to steal one of your shirts just tell her "no you'll stretch the neck hole out"

    u monster
  • kwph
    kwph Posts: 7,375 Member
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    "Seriously ....If u had a chance to sleep with one my girlfriend's ,who would it be? ....I'm serious ..I won't get mad" 🙄
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
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    Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    Tell her you think you're in love with her on your second date. She will be so enamored by your vulnerability and overjoyed to have finally found someone who truly sees and appreciates her on all levels, she won't ever let you go. Trust me on this.

    Ppff... I usually don't make it past the second text 🤷🏽‍♂️...
    😂
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    not sure what to say to her?

    just talk about the weather
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    "chill, she's just a friend" is the single truest statement a man will ever make
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    "chill, she's just a friend" is the single truest statement a man will ever make

    wait but sometimes that’s not a lie tho right????
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    "chill, she's just a friend" is the single truest statement a man will ever make

    wait but sometimes that’s not a lie tho right????

    yes

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