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  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
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    Just take a chance. It's probably only a fart.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,054 Member
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    It’s never too early to start thinking of spring/summer gift giving. This makes a perfect Mother’s Day, birthday gift. “Just because”. But you have to plan ahead a little when you do a remodel etc. so I’m putting it out there now. I can’t speak for men but women LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sort of thing.
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    MelG7777 wrote: »
    It’s never too early to start thinking of spring/summer gift giving. This makes a perfect Mother’s Day, birthday gift. “Just because”. But you have to plan ahead a little when you do a remodel etc. so I’m putting it out there now. I can’t speak for men but women LOOOOOOOOOOOVE this sort of thing.
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    When were you in my yard? 🤔
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    buy her these
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  • B_Plus_Effort
    B_Plus_Effort Posts: 311 Member
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    eat three square meals a day
  • B_Plus_Effort
    B_Plus_Effort Posts: 311 Member
    edited October 2020
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    All guys want to stay in the Friend Zone forever!
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
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    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
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    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/internet/iot-security-risks-drones-vibrators-iot-devices-kids-toys-vulnerable-to-hacking
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    brustmannzwei wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    buy her these
    pyuec00ld61g.jpg

    oh i always wanted one of those long distance vibrating accessories, that is so romantic

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/internet/iot-security-risks-drones-vibrators-iot-devices-kids-toys-vulnerable-to-hacking

    can u imagine someone hacking into a vibrator app that is some chaotic *kitten* lmao
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.

    oh i can do this. here we go:

    "roses are red
    violets are blue
    your mother has flabby arms
    and you do too"

    Lol 😂

  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.

    oh i can do this. here we go:

    "roses are red
    violets are blue
    your mother has flabby arms
    and you do too"

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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Umm, 'bond touch'!?? I say "stalker much"

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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When your girlfriend is acting up just tell her "less bitchen more kitchen". Women love it when you rhyme.

    I have a new catch phrase. Thank you.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    When she tells you she loves you to bits, always reply with "I love your bits too."
  • Okillhavecake
    Okillhavecake Posts: 4,855 Member
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    Keep wearing your muzzles (Masks) even in bed at night to reduce your o2 levels and increase your carbon dioxide levels.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    get her pregnant this cuffing season and then she can't leave you next beach season

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  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
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    Don't exercise to lose weight. That's not what exercise is for. Exercise is for health and fitness.
    If you're exercising to lose weight you're barking up the wrong tree.

    I cannot take credit for this golden nugget of sage advice. I've stolen it from some of the all-knowing gods of fitness found right here in these forums.

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