What screams "I'm very insecure"?
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kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse5 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho
I try so heart0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho
I try so heart
You’re just so stinkin adorable sometimes1 -
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.4 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.1 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
Ohh gotcha1 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
GG you totally made me laugh. i needed that... thanks 2 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
Yeah me too. Wait, except I'm 49 going on 5.2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
Ohh gotcha
If you like stuff like rick and morty or archer, you should watch. You won't learn anything, but you'll giggle.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
https://youtu.be/eTgvbF3wlCU 1 -
mi_nina_lola wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
GG you totally made me laugh. i needed that... thanks
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caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even knowhttps://youtu.be/eTgvbF3wlCU
💷 it0 -
Repeated incessantly:
"Not a puppet, you're a puppet!"
"No collusion!"1 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
Ohh gotcha
If you like stuff like rick and morty or archer, you should watch. You won't learn anything, but you'll giggle.
Love rick and morty but have never seen archer, much to the dismay of @NotSo_LittleRichard0 -
*Sends unsolicited D pic.....
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"So....thoughts?"3 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
Ohh gotcha
If you like stuff like rick and morty or archer, you should watch. You won't learn anything, but you'll giggle.
Archer is great1 -
Asking strangers online what they think of your hair.5
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thereshegoesagain wrote: »Asking strangers online what they think of your hair.
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When you don’t own your farts1
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pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.
“Somebody” farted in here.
Wasn’t “ME”.0 -
If it smells like chinese food i think I know who it was.pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.
“Somebody” farted in here.
Wasn’t “ME”.
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pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
No need to buy anymore with all the leasing programs available2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
If it smells like chinese food i think I know who it was.pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.
“Somebody” farted in here.
Wasn’t “ME”.
I think I would own the fart before I owned this talent 2 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
If it smells like chinese food i think I know who it was.pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.
“Somebody” farted in here.
Wasn’t “ME”.
I think I would own the fart before I owned this talent
😂😂😂
I have THREE boys.3 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
If it smells like chinese food i think I know who it was.pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »When you don’t own your farts
Somebody farted in here.
Wasn't me.
“Somebody” farted in here.
Wasn’t “ME”.
I think I would own the fart before I owned this talent
😂😂😂
I have THREE boys.
you're a saint, transcending all forms of religion1
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