What screams "I'm very insecure"?
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Plague_Doktor wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Plague_Doktor wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please
like
"What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain
...but, you know, funny
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"What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
"http"
Yes! But...maybe....in caps???
HTTP//??)!???!!!!
I feel like we have a winner. This thread has now come to a satisfying conclusion.1 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »Diatonic12 wrote: »Keeping up with the Joneses. Spending your hard earned money on expensive objects that you can't afford. Trying to stay so trendy, relevant and on point that your kids actually hide on the floorboards of the car when they see their friends driving by while they're riding with you.
Desperately seeking attention by speaking the lingo of your kids, dressing like them and unable to carry any of it off. Spending all of your time taking selfies with filters, especially with the old thundermug in the background.
Welp, thanks to this post I just learned what a "thundermug" is. Never heard that term before.
Thanks for teaching me (inadvertently) something new!
I had to consult the Google on this.0 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Laughing too much
Apologizing when you’ve done nothing wrong
Making apologies or excuses for your home, appearance, children, etc
Hunching shoulders
Ugh...me ...all of it
that's all cute, but that's really only stuff that women do
Except the hunching shoulders and laughing too much though especially hunching shoulders tend to be extreme cases or related to too much computer time.1 -
Plague_Doktor wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »Every time I read this thread title I feel like it's the second line to a joke. I need the first setup line and the punchline please
like
"What's blue and screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
A smurf who just got pushed off a mountain
...but, you know, funny
Like
"What screams 'I'm very insecure?'"
"http"
This made me laugh1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.2 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
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kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒0 -
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
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kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ugh. I wish I couldn't relate so hard. I had to provide evidence as why I needed to go to my office. You know, the place I work...4 -
kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse5 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho
I try so heart0 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »kindalikevelma wrote: »
Imagine being THAT much of a douchecanoe. If he came home and I was wearing makeup, he asked who I was trying to impress while he was gone.kindalikevelma wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »‘u dont need friends, u got me’
Oh, so you know my ex?
I see we dated the same person.
Yeah, that guy 😒
Ok ok ok, but the time I came home wearing makeup was WAY worse
You do have some awesome contouring skills tho
I try so heart
You’re just so stinkin adorable sometimes1 -
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George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.4 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.1 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
So did they say dillhole? I don’t even know
Yes and many other things, but it's the way they would've laughed about it having heard it. Or having read it.
Ohh gotcha1 -
George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Oh I didn’t think you were the disagreer, and it didn’t even cross my mind that you’d take issue with it.
I think I’m hypersensitive to alienating people because whenever something goes down in the forums, its easy to assume people have chosen sides and/or are being passive aggressive. That’s not really my style, I’m just here to be an unhelpful dillhole to everyone equally
@George_of_the_Jungle
Glad I wasn't the only one on this one.....when I hit that word I laughed hard.
I am 39 going on 5 and will prove it at any opportunity. Outside of work.
GG you totally made me laugh. i needed that... thanks 2
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