Infidelity on MFP?

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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i've heard a lot through my friends' feeds that there are a lot of married people breaking vows on mfp and I've seen a few threads about it too.

i've been on the site for only a short time but can't seem to find anyone to cheat with. is there a private group or something i need to join? thx.
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  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    You have to be 800 calories to join the infidelity club
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    First rule of infidelity club: You don't talk about infidelity club!
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    right...shhhhhh
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    No, no, I'm sure this is a fitness website. I doubt anyone would use it for anything else.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    You have to post shirtless muscle filled pics to be considered. Like you I tried to find those groups but no one was buying what I was selling. Fat and lonely just like real life... they told me it would be different here but it's worse, now I'm being rejected by the whole wide world instead just be the people I encounter. :cry: :brokenheart: :sad:
  • xombiebite
    xombiebite Posts: 276 Member
    im sure the website you are speaking of is ashley madison.com
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    It's not the whole wide world that's rejecting you! It's only 650,000 or so. :happy:

    Cheer up!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    You have to post shirtless muscle filled pics to be considered. Like you I tried to find those groups but no one was buying what I was selling. Fat and lonely just like real life... they told me it would be different here but it's worse, now I'm being rejected by the whole wide world instead just be the people I encounter. :cry: :brokenheart: :sad:

    thank god someone gets it instead of all these beautiful ppl being mean. i thought this was a website for support. its okay man ur not alone. if u get in tho drop me a note or something because i am tired of just strangers on cam. i want a relationship!
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Just give them a few of your delicious cocktails.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    im sure the website you are speaking of is ashley madison.com

    That site is just full of porn bots
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    googling p0rn bot .....
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Googling ashley madison,, think i went to college with her
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I thought we couldn't talk about religion on the main forums? Why do so many people talk about infidels?
  • LAWoman79
    LAWoman79 Posts: 348 Member
    I thought we couldn't talk about religion on the main forums? Why do so many people talk about infidels?


    HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    I have been trying to get with a married chick on my friends list for a long time now..

    She apparently is pretty faithful...:angry::angry:
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    see these two girls are what i am talking about - very pretty but flirty and the one in the marriage dress is rly just flaunting it. i don't understand and every1s takin the piss about it but i would be a rly good guy for an affair with on the internet.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    You're not in our club? Bummer dude.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    You mean I didn't have to get divorced to sleep with MFPers?! What was I thinking? I wish I'd have known this before. Would have saved me a ton of money on lawyer fees.
  • fruitlessbanana
    fruitlessbanana Posts: 24
    I can't tell if this is a joke...
  • zanne54
    zanne54 Posts: 336 Member
    I don't know what a porn bot is, but now I want one.
  • SunnySideofLove
    SunnySideofLove Posts: 12
    This is news to me. I have never flirted or acted inappropriately on MFP. I have never flashed my friends or participated in the daily themes. I also have never had group KIK's of Kodak photo sharing.

    I'm so out of the loop...
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Its exclusive....sorry
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I have a blackmailing list..........I gonna be hella rich soon

    I'm a black male
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    I don't know what a porn bot is, but now I want one.
    Finally+Sex+Robot+thread+go+_e2b684fad58e97600646b41d34988f4a.gif
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    This is news to me. I have never flirted or acted inappropriately on MFP. I have never flashed my friends or participated in the daily themes. I also have never had group KIK's of Kodak photo sharing.

    I'm so out of the loop...
    you should do something about that
    my inbox is empty
  • ChelseaM8726
    ChelseaM8726 Posts: 117
    This is just too funny!
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    oh I thought this was a thread about people cheating on mfp with Ww or sparkpeople.. my bad..
  • Pinkee33
    Pinkee33 Posts: 769 Member
    Just like Vegas sweetie, "What happens in the Infidelity club stays in the Infidelity club!"
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    You mean I didn't have to get divorced to sleep with MFPers?! What was I thinking? I wish I'd have known this before. Would have saved me a ton of money on lawyer fees.

    I did the exact same thing. Oh will live and learn
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