Infidelity on MFP?

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  • Denisse210
    Denisse210 Posts: 292 Member
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    omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!:wink:
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    but we're talking in code!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    If I cheat with you, can I have your wifey on the side too?
  • tomwatso
    tomwatso Posts: 1,304 Member
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    Any social media can be used for infidelity...... Just look at facebook.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    but we're talking in code!

    AND I'm checking for membership...
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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  • bethannien
    bethannien Posts: 556 Member
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    This is just too funny!

    ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?
    :smile: :happy: :laugh:
    That is a beautiful pickup line!

    better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
    or "you're cute for a fat chick"

    What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:

    For sure! If a man notices your cute shoes, the polite thing to do is to put them on his shoulders...for a better look
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    but we're talking in code!

    AND I'm checking for membership...

    There we go.. we can do what we want because it's discrete!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
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    This is just too funny!

    ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?

    That is a beautiful pickup line!

    better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
    or "you're cute for a fat chick"

    What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!
  • SweetTrouble_
    SweetTrouble_ Posts: 933 Member
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    what are you talking about? this is a fitness site...well that's what I tell my husband.
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    This is just too funny!

    ur pretty cute 4 a girl with an ipad for a face. would u do me the honor of cheatin on my wife with me?

    That is a beautiful pickup line!

    better than "nice shoes, wanna f uck"
    or "you're cute for a fat chick"

    What are you talking about?? Those pickup lines are my bread and butter :laugh: :laugh:

    Okay this reminds me of reading a case about a guy who got sued for sexual harrassment because he offerered to "f uck the fat" off of one of his employees who was dieting. You guys are free to use that at the gym!

    Oh, that's a keeper!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!:wink:

    I am getting tried of striking out but I will try again.

    hello denisse.

    your cowel neck sweater is very pretty and the neckline reminds me of a georgea o'keefe painting.
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!:wink:

    I am getting tried of striking out but I will try again.

    hello denisse.

    your cowel neck sweater is very pretty and the neckline reminds me of a georgea o'keefe painting.

    dude... have you been paying attention... you need to include *kitten*, fat, shoes and shoulders into your pick-up line
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    but we're talking in code!

    AND I'm checking for membership...
    If you're worried about the sex swing, try a sex chair. More versatile and easier to move around.
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
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    speaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
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    speaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol
    yes
    yes
    yes
    nice shoes, wanna
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
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    When your fave MFP girl asks "Do I load this as protein?"
  • Fit_NYC_
    Fit_NYC_ Posts: 1,389 Member
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    speaking of shoes up on the shoulders.....how about these ones???? will they get me into the club????lol

    That's a very good start, but we'll need a background check...
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
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    rain.....for sure.....I would hate to be left out....lol......I have lots of other shoes too.....could wear them one after the other....lmao!!!!

    .....wow....to think a sexy pair of shoes was all it would have taken....LOL
  • kiwigal41
    kiwigal41 Posts: 1,059
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    gerlombian.....a background check is a must for sure....lol....I have nothing to hide....ha ha....gotta keep the club exclusive...:)
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