Infidelity on MFP?

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  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
    No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.
    It must be hand-delivered only.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Geez, I'm so naïve thinking you could just mail it to me. Just use my address and come on over. I'll leave the door unlocked and will be in the shower most likely. Just let yourself in and leave it on the counter. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

    No problem. I'll lock up on my way out. You'll enjoy it . . . it's informative.
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Didn't you get the "MFP: Guide to Infidelity" when you signed up?
    No, can you send me a copy? I'll PM you my home address.
    It must be hand-delivered only.
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Geez, I'm so naïve thinking you could just mail it to me. Just use my address and come on over. I'll leave the door unlocked and will be in the shower most likely. Just let yourself in and leave it on the counter. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

    No problem. I'll lock up on my way out. You'll enjoy it . . . it's informative.

    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.

    Yep your like the faithfulness mascot on here.. with the team taking care of you and everything.. kinda warms my heart and stuff
  • chubaway
    chubaway Posts: 1,645 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.

    Yep your like the faithfulness mascot on here.. with the team taking care of you and everything.. kinda warms my heart and stuff

    " . . . kinda warms my heart and stuff" - You have a poetic way with the written word, don't you.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.

    Yep your like the faithfulness mascot on here.. with the team taking care of you and everything.. kinda warms my heart and stuff
    Yeah!!!! I always wanted to be part of a team! I DO belong now!! Can I get a date to prom now?
  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.

    Yep your like the faithfulness mascot on here.. with the team taking care of you and everything.. kinda warms my heart and stuff
    Yeah!!!! I always wanted to be part of a team! I DO belong now!! Can I get a date to prom now?

    Easy there,, big leap from having a few friends who think you're cute and all to moving up to prom dates,, that's big league stuff
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Boy what a nice guy..he's so helpful and customer service oriented.

    I am so lucky to have you all on MFP. Helping keep me out of the clutches of infidelity.

    Yep your like the faithfulness mascot on here.. with the team taking care of you and everything.. kinda warms my heart and stuff
    Yeah!!!! I always wanted to be part of a team! I DO belong now!! Can I get a date to prom now?

    Easy there,, big leap from having a few friends who think you're cute and all to moving up to prom dates,, that's big league stuff
    Totally missed the cute part, but thanks. I'm greedy and thought for a second I fit in enough for a prom date. Thanks for making it feel like high school all over again.
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  • Scubadivr205
    Scubadivr205 Posts: 427 Member
    Hey no crying,,, that's not fair.. ok ok... I'll pick you up in a limo.. wear hot shoes
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    I had no idea this was an epidemic, I thought I was just special when the guy that has a picture of his kids as his profile picture and list he is doing this for his "beautiful wife" sends me inappropriate messages asking for nudes. :sad:
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I had no idea this was an epidemic, I thought I was just special when the guy that has a picture of his kids as his profile picture and list he is doing this for his "beautiful wife" sends me inappropriate messages asking for nudes. :sad:
    *kitten*, sorry about that, I forgot to change my picture first.

    So, about those pictures......
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    this is driving me crazy! the girl who said about the guy who added as friend and hit on alot! i've tried that but have had no infidelity! the girl who said some stuff that i wasn't paying attention to but i thought was cute! her too! this ins't fair! so many of these guys are obvs making love connects and i am in the corner with willis and we're alone. this is not how i envisioned my seventies.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Am I too late for the party? :drinker:
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Infidelity. . . hmm. . . interesting.

    Peoples is peoples. some more so than others, emboldened by the quasi anonymity of teh interwebs.

    I, on the other hand, are not peoples.

    I am in fact, an android. I don't blink. Ever.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Am I too late for the party? :drinker:

    Never...
  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    I wouldn't leave someone for cheating on MFP. I've never really understood how one can "cheat" online ... maybe plot or fantasize about cheating, yes, but unless there is like Skyping, or phonecalls ... IDk.

    I'd leave someone for being pathetic enough to resort to that behavior, though.

    Just a thought.
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
    I wouldn't leave someone for cheating on MFP. I've never really understood how one can "cheat" online ... maybe plot or fantasize about cheating, yes, but unless there is like Skyping, or phonecalls ... IDk.

    I'd leave someone for being pathetic enough to resort to that behavior, though.

    Just a thought.

    ...while I wouldn't blame him
  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    Ninguneado, you're into dudes?

    Not following.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Ninguneado, you're into dudes?

    Not following.

    I believe in douche parlance, that's called a "neg".

    ETA: The PUA equivalent of chewing gum in your hair; it means he likes you.
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    I thought we couldn't talk about religion on the main forums? Why do so many people talk about infidels?

    Oh so much WIN
  • ShadeyC
    ShadeyC Posts: 315 Member
    omg! you guys remember, its hush hush!:wink:

    I am getting tried of striking out but I will try again.

    hello denisse.

    your cowel neck sweater is very pretty and the neckline reminds me of a georgea o'keefe painting.

    dude... have you been paying attention... you need to include *kitten*, fat, shoes and shoulders into your pick-up line

    He's only reading girls posts, hence he missed all that advice
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    When your fave MFP girl asks "Do I load this as protein?"

    Well it's only 5 calories per erm... serving, yeah serving!!

    I only start logging when it gets to 3 servings........
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    When your fave MFP girl asks "Do I load this as protein?"

    Well it's only 5 calories per erm... serving, yeah serving!!

    I only start logging when it gets to 3 servings........

    I heard it was the same as an egg white. Guess we know why some people are having trouble losing weight.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    He's only reading girls posts, hence he missed all that advice
    there r guys postin in this thread????
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    He's only reading girls posts, hence he missed all that advice
    there r guys postin in this thread????

    There are OP. Perhaps if you tried going that way, you would have more luck! Good luck on your infidelity journey! :flowerforyou:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    He's only reading girls posts, hence he missed all that advice
    there r guys postin in this thread????

    There are OP. Perhaps if you tried going that way, you would have more luck! Good luck on your infidelity journey! :flowerforyou:

    What do you think of my new ticker?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    He's only reading girls posts, hence he missed all that advice
    there r guys postin in this thread????

    There are OP. Perhaps if you tried going that way, you would have more luck! Good luck on your infidelity journey! :flowerforyou:

    What do you think of my new ticker?

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  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    When your fave MFP girl asks "Do I load this as protein?"

    Well it's only 5 calories per erm... serving, yeah serving!!

    I only start logging when it gets to 3 servings........

    But don't the "servings" get smaller as you go?:wink::bigsmile:
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    if u can tell my how to skrype i will skrype you. and also i am very handsome.

    I hear "skryping" actually hurts.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    For sure! If a man notices your cute shoes, the polite thing to do is to put them on his shoulders...for a better look

    Best. Line. Ever.
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