Guys/Girls: What is your real opinion on..

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  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    edited August 2020
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Yeah, why not.

    Eta: I'm not touching the pole and I'm wearing my mask and gloves.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    I’ve done it. It bores me and makes me sad so no; that chapter is over.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    With the bf, no. With anyone else, sure why not.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited August 2020
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Wait..... Treats me to a dance with who!?

    Oh hell no! ✌🏼
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Wait..... Treats me to a dance with who!?

    Oh hell no! ✌🏼

    Scaredy-cat
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Wait..... Treats me to a dance with who!?

    Oh hell no! ✌🏼

    Scaredy-cat

    I mean I don't mind if she goes with her girls, or if she wants me to dance for them 😂...

    But it's going to be a solo act...
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Wait..... Treats me to a dance with who!?

    Oh hell no! ✌🏼

    Scaredy-cat

    I mean I don't mind if she goes with her girls, or if she wants me to dance for them 😂...

    But it's going to be a solo act...

    You’ll dance? Put me in touch with your woman. We need to set something up.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    OK so with some context...

    If I start talking about how I would be bring in donuts for everybody but I can't because of coronavirus...

    And she says, why don't you treat everyone to a morning workout and then starts going on about how inspiring and motivating I am and adds that I should be a motivational speaker or something...

    She's flirting right? 😬
    For a friend... 😬
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    OK so with some context...

    If I start talking about how I would be bring in donuts for everybody but I can't because of coronavirus...

    And she says, why don't you treat everyone to a morning workout and then starts going on about how inspiring and motivating I am and adds that I should be a motivational speaker or something...

    She's flirting right? 😬
    For a friend... 😬

    Was she looking down with a smile while brushing her hair off her face?

    Actually now that you mention it 😬, probably...
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Y'all give me laughs on a consistent basis. Meanwhile, I'm also curious how your test on nuclear molecular particle diffusion techniques (or some such thing) went the other day @Mr_Healthy_Habits 🤔

    We're into brains and brawn round here... (she said while tucking a dreadlock behind her ear but looking him straight in his retina) 🤣
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Y'all give me laughs on a consistent basis. Meanwhile, I'm also curious how your test on nuclear molecular particle diffusion techniques (or some such thing) went the other day @Mr_Healthy_Habits 🤔

    We're into brains and brawn round here... (she said while tucking a dreadlock behind her ear but looking him straight in his retina) 🤣

    OMG you remembered 🤗...

    It went well, no doubts going into it... We make pure ox here at the plant I work at and I just need to know how to switch compressors and keep the place from blowing up the city 😂...

    Says pushing my glasses up on my face and a little red... 😁...
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Y'all give me laughs on a consistent basis. Meanwhile, I'm also curious how your test on nuclear molecular particle diffusion techniques (or some such thing) went the other day @Mr_Healthy_Habits 🤔

    We're into brains and brawn round here... (she said while tucking a dreadlock behind her ear but looking him straight in his retina) 🤣

    OMG you remembered 🤗...

    It went well, no doubts going into it... We make pure ox here at the plant I work at and I just need to know how to switch compressors and keep the place from blowing up the city 😂...

    Says pushing my glasses up on my face and a little red... 😁...

    Dear Lord! The world thanks you for passing the test then! 🤓🤗
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    OK so with some context...

    If I start talking about how I would be bring in donuts for everybody but I can't because of coronavirus...

    And she says, why don't you treat everyone to a morning workout and then starts going on about how inspiring and motivating I am and adds that I should be a motivational speaker or something...

    She's flirting right? 😬
    For a friend... 😬

    Question... is she a natural flirt? Was she tripping over her words? I mean, she could really be inspired by you and all.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Shower art 🤷‍♀️
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Cuz when you try to rinse them off your hands they don't come off or they get trapped in your butt crack. Then you have to leave them on the wall because they will collect and clog your drain. Also, they have to be dry enough to take off the wall before you can throw them in the trash but WTF has the kind of time to watch hair dry on the wall.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Cuz when you try to rinse them off your hands they don't come off or they get trapped in your butt crack. Then you have to leave them on the wall because they will collect and clog your drain. Also, they have to be dry enough to take off the wall before you can throw them in the trash but WTF has the kind of time to watch hair dry on the wall.

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  • iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    I hated this too, but it is better than clogging the drain on the weekly.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    It's a marking territory thing 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    I do this like whenever I get her hair on my hands from my body wash or my loofah, or the towel... 😂


  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    OK so with some context...

    If I start talking about how I would be bring in donuts for everybody but I can't because of coronavirus...

    And she says, why don't you treat everyone to a morning workout and then starts going on about how inspiring and motivating I am and adds that I should be a motivational speaker or something...

    She's flirting right? 😬
    For a friend... 😬

    Question... is she a natural flirt? Was she tripping over her words? I mean, she could really be inspired by you and all.

    I think all answers to all questions point to yes... I guess I'll just enjoy the attention, that's all it is for anyway 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    What now?! I don't claim this but I also won't yuck anyone's yum.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    Ladies,
    He suggests you head to a strip club and he'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Bella Blü. You game?

    Gentlemen,
    She suggests you head to a strip club and she'll treat you to a lap dance from the headliner: Mystic Miguel. You game?

    🤷🏿‍♀️

    Wait..... Treats me to a dance with who!?

    Oh hell no! ✌🏼

    Scaredy-cat

    I mean I don't mind if she goes with her girls, or if she wants me to dance for them 😂...

    But it's going to be a solo act...

    You’ll dance? Put me in touch with your woman. We need to set something up.

    Sure thing... You just submit your venue and let her know the occasion, chosen theme, date and time...

    And she'll work out the rest of the details... (still not sure what that means 🤔)
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Cuz when you try to rinse them off your hands they don't come off or they get trapped in your butt crack. Then you have to leave them on the wall because they will collect and clog your drain. Also, they have to be dry enough to take off the wall before you can throw them in the trash but WTF has the kind of time to watch hair dry on the wall.

    I learned that if you swirl your finger around it to collect it all, it comes off the wall quite nicely. I have really coarse hair though so ymmv
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    [ they get trapped in your butt crack.


    not sure if I should be interested, appalled or aroused.....


    'aroused' seems to be the default, so I'm going with that.

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Cuz when you try to rinse them off your hands they don't come off or they get trapped in your butt crack. Then you have to leave them on the wall because they will collect and clog your drain. Also, they have to be dry enough to take off the wall before you can throw them in the trash but WTF has the kind of time to watch hair dry on the wall.

    I learned that if you swirl your finger around it to collect it all, it comes off the wall quite nicely. I have really coarse hair though so ymmv

    have you ever gotten hair stuck to the ceiling ??



  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    [ they get trapped in your butt crack.


    not sure if I should be interested, appalled or aroused.....


    'aroused' seems to be the default, so I'm going with that.

    The only thing I can equate the feeling to is its like pulling a string outta yer butt. Its a bit unnerving
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    girls-

    what's up with the whole "sticking loose hairs on the shower wall and leaving it there" thing?

    Cuz when you try to rinse them off your hands they don't come off or they get trapped in your butt crack. Then you have to leave them on the wall because they will collect and clog your drain. Also, they have to be dry enough to take off the wall before you can throw them in the trash but WTF has the kind of time to watch hair dry on the wall.

    I learned that if you swirl your finger around it to collect it all, it comes off the wall quite nicely. I have really coarse hair though so ymmv

    have you ever gotten hair stuck to the ceiling ??



    Ceiling, wall and carpet. When you blow dry long hair... it goes everywhere.
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    *snip to crucial content* The only thing I can equate the feeling to is its like pulling a string outta yer butt. Its a bit unnerving
    .

    👀

    Of all the things, in all the butts...string?

    Oh wait, do you mean like a stuck thong?

    Oh wait...do you mean something else?

    I think I'm doing life wrong 🤔
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    *snip to crucial content* The only thing I can equate the feeling to is its like pulling a string outta yer butt. Its a bit unnerving
    .

    👀

    Of all the things, in all the butts...string?

    Oh wait, do you mean like a stuck thong?

    Oh wait...do you mean something else?

    I think I'm doing life wrong 🤔

    Say you have a loose thread on your thong and it gets trapped between your butt cheeks.... this feeling.