The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

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  • z06tacoma
    z06tacoma Posts: 19 Member
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    I bought ears of corn. Serves two purposes
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
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    z06tacoma wrote: »
    I bought ears of corn. Serves two purposes

    Omg now people are panic buying disco sticks?
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
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    mydogisthebestdogever wrote: »
    I can't figure out why nobody is saying baby wipes. I use them on my butt every time I do a number 2 anyway. Lol.
    If baby wipes were no longer available, probably wet paper towels or just get in shower and bend over.

    I use baby wipes all the time even from before. They are sold too.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Wash with soap and water. This is how we always did it growing up. That’s the middle eastern way.

    Those toilet paper hoarders are despicable.

    What are you insinuating?lol.
    I spoke to a nurse today, she said ppl should be stocking up on food, a months worth. What do you think?

    I haven’t done anything but keeping my hands sanitized and clean. I haven’t even bought toilet paper yet, still using what I had from last time I went shopping.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
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    also- anybody else thinking how hilarious its gonna be a decade from now when some troll comes along and bumps this post

    "thats so 2020
    ...TP, how 'bout some oxygen, man"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    To all the panic toilet paper buying people... make sure you stock up on condoms so you don't reproduce anymore idiots.

    BEST!!
    adore you🥰
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    vanityy99 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Wash with soap and water. This is how we always did it growing up. That’s the middle eastern way.

    Those toilet paper hoarders are despicable.

    What are you insinuating?lol.
    I spoke to a nurse today, she said ppl should be stocking up on food, a months worth. What do you think?

    I haven’t done anything but keeping my hands sanitized and clean. I haven’t even bought toilet paper yet, still using what I had from last time I went shopping.

    It never hurts to be prepared. Stocking up is one thing and hoarding is another. Some people are trying to make a profit by reselling these items at high prices and buying way more than they need. Now others are having a hard time finding any supply of some items.
  • DecadeDuchess
    DecadeDuchess Posts: 315 Member
    edited March 2020
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    nooshi713 wrote: »
    vanityy99 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Wash with soap and water. This is how we always did it growing up. That’s the middle eastern way.

    Those toilet paper hoarders are despicable.

    What are you insinuating?lol.
    I spoke to a nurse today, she said ppl should be stocking up on food, a months worth. What do you think?

    I haven’t done anything but keeping my hands sanitized and clean. I haven’t even bought toilet paper yet, still using what I had from last time I went shopping.

    It never hurts to be prepared. Stocking up is one thing and hoarding is another. Some people are trying to make a profit by reselling these items at high prices and buying way more than they need. Now others are having a hard time finding any supply of some items.

    You're correct! I made this comment, within this thread yesterday:

    DecadeDuchess wrote: »
    I believe that there might be some misunderstanding, that stocking up's hoarding. For instance, my grocery store'd have stock up sales but never hoarding sales. Major grocery stores're equipped to provide, for stocking up but obviously not hoarding.

    https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10788727/stocking-up-on-what/p1
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    Just hold that poop in forever.
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
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    I have reusable golden foil toilet paper. It’s very soothing on my rectum

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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    My daughter's PSA in our bathroom 💩🧻
  • walterm852
    walterm852 Posts: 409 Member
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    Just_Mel_ wrote: »
    What will you use in lieu of TP if you can't get your hands on any during this crazy shortage?
    A smaller/flushable piece of paper towel and a shower ;-)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    Old rhyme from many decades ago..

    In days of old
    When men were bold
    And paper not yet invented
    The men used grass
    To whipe their asss
    And walked away contented



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    :D
  • Ikeeptrying2
    Ikeeptrying2 Posts: 156 Member
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    Sandpaper....
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    edited March 2020
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    Dear Diary,
    Day 7 of holding poop in,
    Driving my car has become harder with each passing mile
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  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
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    bojack5 wrote: »
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    So would this be the new "inappropriate" pic to send? ........hey baby, you like what you see?

    Oh baby, give it to me.

  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
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    bojack5 wrote: »
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    So would this be the new "inappropriate" pic to send? ........hey baby, you like what you see?

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