iMago wrote: » Thetwitchisback wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes 😣 what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry
Thetwitchisback wrote: » iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes 😣
iMago wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
hrichts wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: » I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure I did not expect this
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure I did not expect this It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it
iMago wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure I did not expect this It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it like being the sole blind man at an orgy
Thetwitchisback wrote: » iMago wrote: » Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure I did not expect this It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it like being the sole blind man at an orgy Is that bad? I mean you could just surrender to the other four senses
sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i have literally posted that like three times before on here
iMago wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i have literally posted that like three times before on here no you didn't
Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » i have literally posted that like three times before on here Ok ok. But cheese and crackers is your favorite snack, right? 🤞
sweet_ermengarde wrote: » JFC CHEEZITS
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » JFC CHEEZITS What? You like cheezits? Since when?
cowsfan12 wrote: » will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: » I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone. I do this at night so I don’t have to turn on the light 🤷♂️
iMago wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » JFC CHEEZITS are you sure?
Thetwitchisback wrote: » sweet_ermengarde wrote: » JFC CHEEZITS *kitten*
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I fell out of that tree
and smacked every branch on the way down too...
I do this at night so I don’t have to turn on the light 🤷♂️
I did not expect this
It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it
like being the sole blind man at an orgy
Is that bad? I mean you could just surrender to the other four senses
i suppose it's a matter of perspective.
but either way someone's gonna end up getting a surprise as a result
no you didn't
yes
Ok ok. But cheese and crackers is your favorite snack, right? 🤞
that's what she's actually remembering
are you sure?
What? You like cheezits? Since when?
i know right i feel like we'd remember that
*kitten*
See what I mean