Embarrassing truths

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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    We are not having this conversation πŸ˜†
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚
  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.
  • I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    We are not having this conversation πŸ˜†

    Looks like we are
  • I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Agreed, but(t)

    ivc4qlr5apiy.jpg
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Agreed, but(t)

    ivc4qlr5apiy.jpg

    (Foot note) πŸ˜‚... These are hell on a wastewater system 😬...

    But I have the face and body ones too... Use them every day after the gym before running to work...

    They really do help prevent breakouts πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ... They are awesome! Gmta...
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Aww @happimess01

    Hey Brother I didn't say you weren't a fine specimen of manly... I said you weren't a hot chik πŸ˜‚

    I'd pretend to like that curry if you made it too man πŸ˜‚

    no worries, I didn't realize you were into footlongs πŸ˜‚πŸ€—
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Agreed, but(t)

    ivc4qlr5apiy.jpg

    (Foot note) πŸ˜‚... These are hell on a wastewater system 😬...

    But I have the face and body ones too... Use them every day after the gym before running to work...

    They really do help prevent breakouts πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ... They are awesome! Gmta...

    Just don’t flush them and we’re good
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Aww @happimess01

    Hey Brother I didn't say you weren't a fine specimen of manly... I said you weren't a hot chik πŸ˜‚

    I'd pretend to like that curry if you made it too man πŸ˜‚

    no worries, I didn't realize you were into footlongs πŸ˜‚πŸ€—

    My therapist told me I need to pull that thorn out and own that *kitten* sometimes πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
  • I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Agreed, but(t)

    ivc4qlr5apiy.jpg

    (Foot note) πŸ˜‚... These are hell on a wastewater system 😬...

    But I have the face and body ones too... Use them every day after the gym before running to work...

    They really do help prevent breakouts πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ... They are awesome! Gmta...

    Just don’t flush them and we’re good

    by the provided image you can clearly see they're meant for carrying in your pockets with sharp *kitten*
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.

    Not in target, no sir
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    hrichts wrote: Β»
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.

    Not in target, no sir

    the very best way to build immunity is to walk into a Target restroom, get down on the tile floor and do this:


    tenor.gif?itemid=10303880
  • hrichts wrote: Β»
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.

    Not in target, no sir

    the very best way to build immunity is to walk into a Target restroom, get down on the tile floor and do this:


    tenor.gif?itemid=10303880

    It ain't the wax what makes that doable
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: Β»
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.

    Not in target, no sir

    the very best way to build immunity is to walk into a Target restroom, get down on the tile floor and do this:


    tenor.gif?itemid=10303880

    It ain't the wax what makes that doable

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    fstrickl wrote: Β»
    Truth: I’m following this thread just for the banter and it does not disappoint πŸ˜‚.

    Truth be told... Part of the reason why I stay and come back is because this place has really helped me learn how to banter...

    I'm much less shy in a group setting now and more willing to just say whatever I'm thinking..

    I'm sure a big part of that is the weightloss... But a lot of it has to do with these people as well πŸ’•

    This has been great place for me to practice behaving with confidence which has led me to feel more confident.

    Sometimes

    You know... Confidence is an interesting thing sometimes and can be pretty elusive...

    I like to think there is a charm in the willingness to embarrass yourself... Although there is a fine line between embarrassing yourself and being creepy... 😬

    Like for example if I say
    I like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... It's totally embarrassing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    But if I'm overly confident about it and I'm all
    Hey, I like feet πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰... It's kinda creepy πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

    Although it helps that you guys kinda know me πŸ˜‚

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: Β»
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    Exposure boosts immunity. :-)

    But, now that everyone understands that they are supposed to wash their hands after using the facilities (not just employees) and bathes in sanitizer I'd wager that some people can come out of public restrooms cleaner than before they went in.

    Not in target, no sir

    the very best way to build immunity is to walk into a Target restroom, get down on the tile floor and do this:


    tenor.gif?itemid=10303880

    Oh Dude so trying this *kitten* later πŸ˜‚
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Aww @happimess01

    Hey Brother I didn't say you weren't a fine specimen of manly... I said you weren't a hot chik πŸ˜‚

    I'd pretend to like that curry if you made it too man πŸ˜‚

    no worries, I didn't realize you were into footlongs πŸ˜‚πŸ€—

    My therapist told me I need to pull that thorn out and own that *kitten* sometimes πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

    Wish I was as brave as you and could openly admit to having this recurring dream of being overpowered by female bodybuilders, but I'm afraid that's not me.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Aww @happimess01

    Hey Brother I didn't say you weren't a fine specimen of manly... I said you weren't a hot chik πŸ˜‚

    I'd pretend to like that curry if you made it too man πŸ˜‚

    no worries, I didn't realize you were into footlongs πŸ˜‚πŸ€—

    My therapist told me I need to pull that thorn out and own that *kitten* sometimes πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

    Wish I was as brave as you and could openly admit to having this recurring dream of being overpowered by female bodybuilders, but I'm afraid that's not me.

    Hey Buddy... What happens in the man cave stays in the man cave... 😬
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    fstrickl wrote: Β»
    Truth: I’m following this thread just for the banter and it does not disappoint πŸ˜‚.

    Truth be told... Part of the reason why I stay and come back is because this place has really helped me learn how to banter...

    I'm much less shy in a group setting now and more willing to just say whatever I'm thinking..

    I'm sure a big part of that is the weightloss... But a lot of it has to do with these people as well πŸ’•

    This has been great place for me to practice behaving with confidence which has led me to feel more confident.

    Sometimes

    You know... Confidence is an interesting thing sometimes and can be pretty elusive...

    I like to think there is a charm in the willingness to embarrass yourself... Although there is a fine line between embarrassing yourself and being creepy... 😬

    Like for example if I say
    I like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... It's totally embarrassing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    But if I'm overly confident about it and I'm all
    Hey, I like feet πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰... It's kinda creepy πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

    Although it helps that you guys kinda know me πŸ˜‚

    Insightful, charming, and hugged
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    🀒

    Oh come on, is it really any different than being attracted to someone's @ss... I mean think about it 😬

    as long as they clean

    I won't even go there πŸ˜‚...

    But no I mean, think about it... How clean is someone's @ss... I mean you can't tell me everyone showers every time they use the facilities πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ...

    Especially if you pee sitting down πŸ˜‚

    This is why I keep coming back. You can’t get these conversations irl

    That's why I miss my youngest dd so much; these are exactly the kind of conversations we'd be having. Looking forward to Christmas again just for the laughs.

    And presents. :)

    Oh ok. And food.
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    I’m listening to the Newcomers podcast with Nicole Buyer and Lauren Lapkus. They’re watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time. It has reminded me of an embarrassing truth.

    In junior high I was a HUGE LOTR fan. I probably had like 8 posters, all the soundtracks, special edition DVDs, behind the scenes book, just a super fan. But the embarrassing truth is that I spent hours pouring over the appendixes of the books to translate Elvish to English. I read the notes and drew the chart and figured out what symbols where what English sounds. I was so proud.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited August 2020
    fstrickl wrote: Β»
    I’m listening to the Newcomers podcast with Nicole Buyer and Lauren Lapkus. They’re watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time. It has reminded me of an embarrassing truth.

    In junior high I was a HUGE LOTR fan. I probably had like 8 posters, all the soundtracks, special edition DVDs, behind the scenes book, just a super fan. But the embarrassing truth is that I spent hours pouring over the appendixes of the books to translate Elvish to English. I read the notes and drew the chart and figured out what symbols where what English sounds. I was so proud.

    I love LOTR... This adorable, chiks who can speak Elvish is πŸ”₯...

    Eta... Way less embarrassing than my admittions here πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Unfortunately I can’t speak Elvish anymore. But I still really do love LOTR and may have kept some of my memorabilia. And my crush on Aragorn still persists. And then I learned Viggon Mortenson (the actor) didn’t use a fake sword for his sword fighting scenes, he used the real steel ones. I mean...*swoon*
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    Could that admission be LOTR related? The little Hobbit feet just do it for ya? πŸ˜‰
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    fstrickl wrote: Β»
    Unfortunately I can’t speak Elvish anymore. But I still really do love LOTR and may have kept some of my memorabilia. And my crush on Aragorn still persists. And then I learned Viggon Mortenson (the actor) didn’t use a fake sword for his sword fighting scenes, he used the real steel ones. I mean...*swoon*
    I totally like feet πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚... There I said it...

    Could that admission be LOTR related? The little Hobbit feet just do it for ya? πŸ˜‰

    OMG you did not just bump that πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚...

    I prefer the Elves actually πŸ˜‚... And if I'm being perfectly honest, I've always had a serious thing for the lady of wood...

    Like I totally wish she had taken the ring because I would totally love her and despair πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚...
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I'm probably the one person on the planet who hasn't read/watched anything related to LOTR. Eek. OR Game of Thrones. :/

    I need to catch up.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: Β»
    I'm probably the one person on the planet who hasn't read/watched anything related to LOTR. Eek. OR Game of Thrones. :/

    I need to catch up.

    you're not alone, I haven't either :)