Embarrassing truths
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
I only dated womenz who lived in apartments with balconies.
Probably best to start at the top floor and work your way down
Chicka: " I have the cutest ground floor apartment! "
Me: " I have to go out of town this weekend."
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective0 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
Bananas?3 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
Bananas?
You get me0 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
😣1 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
😂😂😂1 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
😣
what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry4 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
😣
what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry
I fell out of that tree
and smacked every branch on the way down too...1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
I do this at night so I don’t have to turn on the light 🤷♂️2 -
i pour chocolate chips in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure10
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
I did not expect this3 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
I did not expect this
It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
I did not expect this
It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it
like being the sole blind man at an orgy5 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
I did not expect this
It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it
like being the sole blind man at an orgy
Is that bad? I mean you could just surrender to the other four senses3 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i pour chocolate cups in the peanut butter jar and dig them out to eat like little bits of treasure
I did not expect this
It’s a pleasant surprise isn’t it
like being the sole blind man at an orgy
Is that bad? I mean you could just surrender to the other four senses
i suppose it's a matter of perspective.
but either way someone's gonna end up getting a surprise as a result1 -
i have literally posted that like three times before on here3
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i have literally posted that like three times before on here
no you didn't3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i have literally posted that like three times before on here
no you didn't
yes0 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i have literally posted that like three times before on here
Ok ok. But cheese and crackers is your favorite snack, right? 🤞2 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »i have literally posted that like three times before on here
Ok ok. But cheese and crackers is your favorite snack, right? 🤞
that's what she's actually remembering2 -
JFC CHEEZITS6
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
are you sure?3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
What? You like cheezits? Since when?4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
What? You like cheezits? Since when?
i know right i feel like we'd remember that2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
*kitten*1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
I do this at night so I don’t have to turn on the light 🤷♂️
See what I mean2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
are you sure?Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
What? You like cheezits? Since when?Thetwitchisback wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »JFC CHEEZITS
*kitten*
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