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Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
I only dated womenz who lived in apartments with balconies.7 -
Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
Omg I’d be so pissed that I cleaned the base of the toilet for nothing7 -
Boy, did *this* thread take a turn fast.2
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
I only dated womenz who lived in apartments with balconies.
Probably best to start at the top floor and work your way down1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
How do you write your name in the snow ?
We don't get much snow. I used sand once though. I wasn't allowed back at that playground.
Shame. Were your kids bummed?
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Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
Omg I’d be so pissed that I cleaned the base of the toilet for nothing
you don't do that unless you really like her0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
Omg I’d be so pissed that I cleaned the base of the toilet for nothing
you don't do that unless you really like her
I have so much to learn1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »I sit to pee most often. Unless it's just a nasty bathroom. It's just easier for everyone.
the sink works too
I've never understood why mens restrooms have both urinals and sinks.
I reckon that they're just showin' off.....
and the first time a special lady friend catches you doing it at her apartment is a special moment. it BONDS you.
I only dated womenz who lived in apartments with balconies.
Probably best to start at the top floor and work your way down
Chicka: " I have the cutest ground floor apartment! "
Me: " I have to go out of town this weekend."
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective0 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
Bananas?3 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
Bananas?
You get me0 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
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Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
😂😂😂1 -
Thetwitchisback wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Everyone always talks about how introverted they are but does anybody else just pee in their pants to keep people away from them or is that just me
Well I didn’t do it on purpose but it was just as effective
If you look panicked and mumble things like "Not here, not again..." it makes for a very effective eye-contact deterrant
You know what else works as an eye contact deterrent? An absurd amount of eye contact. Especially effective if you’re eating something
i prefer the sound of overly wet oatmeal while staring deeply into someone's eyes
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what i thought we were in the trust tree here I'm sorry4
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