Embarrassing truths
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
When I get old... Oh man I'm gonna make a big all fuss 😂...
I'm going to call my kids every day and harass them "When are you coming over, you're fathers going senile over here... I don't know how many days I have left in the damned place... You better not put me in a freaking home"... 😂😂😂
And when I die, God willing I'm throwing a freaking parade... I might even fake my death every April fools day 😂...
I've already got a bunch of pranks for the grandkids 😂
I'm going to throw a freaking party every week and tell everyone every week "I don't know... This could be my last week on this damned planet so might as well"... When there is absolutely nothing wrong with me 😂...
Everyone is going to be asking my kids all the time "What's wrong with your Dad?" all concerned and they will be all... I dk he's fool of *kitten*, there's nothing wrong with him 🙄, all annoyed 😂...
I can't wait 😂1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
This is what my grandma wanted. She told my grandpa once that she wanted to die like the way cats slip off to die alone and not intrude on anyone.
When she was actually dying in the nursing home, she was surrounded by her husband and 5 kids and 14 grandkids and 15 great-grandkids and a number of other close family and neighbors and I remember thinking about what she had said before. I asked my dad if we should all leave and let her be in peace. I think he honestly considered it but then shook his head no and said she probably wasn’t even aware we were there. She was comatose after almost 2 decades with alzheimers.
But she hung on for ELEVEN days after they withheld food and water. We couldn’t be there any longer; we all had to resume work and other things to conserve time off for the actual funeral. After we all left and it was just my dad and grandpa with her, she slipped away peacefully while they slept in their respective chairs beside her. I always have wondered if she just couldn’t relax and let go because of her anxiety about dying in front of a crowd. That’s probably silly. But I feel similarly to her and I hope people respect my wishes in the end
This was the same with my grandma when she passed. She also had Alzheimer’s and eventually just went comatose after being brought to the hospital for a bladder infection. She didn’t even recognize her own reflection before she went to the hospital. But man oh man she held on, the doctors said her heart was so strong they couldn’t believe she hadn’t passed. Not sure what her wishes were on dying with it without people though.
Sorry for your loss, whenever it was.1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
This is what my grandma wanted. She told my grandpa once that she wanted to die like the way cats slip off to die alone and not intrude on anyone.
When she was actually dying in the nursing home, she was surrounded by her husband and 5 kids and 14 grandkids and 15 great-grandkids and a number of other close family and neighbors and I remember thinking about what she had said before. I asked my dad if we should all leave and let her be in peace. I think he honestly considered it but then shook his head no and said she probably wasn’t even aware we were there. She was comatose after almost 2 decades with alzheimers.
But she hung on for ELEVEN days after they withheld food and water. We couldn’t be there any longer; we all had to resume work and other things to conserve time off for the actual funeral. After we all left and it was just my dad and grandpa with her, she slipped away peacefully while they slept in their respective chairs beside her. I always have wondered if she just couldn’t relax and let go because of her anxiety about dying in front of a crowd. That’s probably silly. But I feel similarly to her and I hope people respect my wishes in the end
Sounds to me like she was stubborn and wanted to have the last word on the subject...so to speak.
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Just realized that the calendar I am using on my desk at work is from 2019 lol *oops!*2
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will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
This is what my grandma wanted. She told my grandpa once that she wanted to die like the way cats slip off to die alone and not intrude on anyone.
When she was actually dying in the nursing home, she was surrounded by her husband and 5 kids and 14 grandkids and 15 great-grandkids and a number of other close family and neighbors and I remember thinking about what she had said before. I asked my dad if we should all leave and let her be in peace. I think he honestly considered it but then shook his head no and said she probably wasn’t even aware we were there. She was comatose after almost 2 decades with alzheimers.
But she hung on for ELEVEN days after they withheld food and water. We couldn’t be there any longer; we all had to resume work and other things to conserve time off for the actual funeral. After we all left and it was just my dad and grandpa with her, she slipped away peacefully while they slept in their respective chairs beside her. I always have wondered if she just couldn’t relax and let go because of her anxiety about dying in front of a crowd. That’s probably silly. But I feel similarly to her and I hope people respect my wishes in the end
This was the same with my grandma when she passed. She also had Alzheimer’s and eventually just went comatose after being brought to the hospital for a bladder infection. She didn’t even recognize her own reflection before she went to the hospital. But man oh man she held on, the doctors said her heart was so strong they couldn’t believe she hadn’t passed. Not sure what her wishes were on dying with it without people though.
Sorry for your loss, whenever it was.
Thank you, same to you ❤️1 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
This is what my grandma wanted. She told my grandpa once that she wanted to die like the way cats slip off to die alone and not intrude on anyone.
When she was actually dying in the nursing home, she was surrounded by her husband and 5 kids and 14 grandkids and 15 great-grandkids and a number of other close family and neighbors and I remember thinking about what she had said before. I asked my dad if we should all leave and let her be in peace. I think he honestly considered it but then shook his head no and said she probably wasn’t even aware we were there. She was comatose after almost 2 decades with alzheimers.
But she hung on for ELEVEN days after they withheld food and water. We couldn’t be there any longer; we all had to resume work and other things to conserve time off for the actual funeral. After we all left and it was just my dad and grandpa with her, she slipped away peacefully while they slept in their respective chairs beside her. I always have wondered if she just couldn’t relax and let go because of her anxiety about dying in front of a crowd. That’s probably silly. But I feel similarly to her and I hope people respect my wishes in the end
Sounds to me like she was stubborn and wanted to have the last word on the subject...so to speak.
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I don't care for children.
I've never heard the biological clock ticking LIKE THIS.
Theoretically I want to have children so I'm not alone when I'm old.
But when I see them in the makeup store grabbing brushes, jabbing them into the blushes, cracking them, then painting themselves and the cabinets with lipstick, I eschew all thoughts of wanting to become a parent because I don't believe in corporal punishment but wouldn't be able to help myself.
I think it's important to note that this bad behavior is reflective of parenting and not specifically the child. I'm with you, I'm not a fan of hellions, however, I blame the parents for their behaviors.
Exactly!!! Just don't be the parent who's afraid of the NO word and you'll be fine.
i dont think anyone should have kids if they dont like kids just bc they afraid of being alone when theyre old
This is true also.
I kinda want to be old and alone. One day, I'm not sure which, I'm just going to give my last *kitten* to give and let it all go. No one wants to see, hear, or smell all of that.
Besides, if they aren't around because they're busy with their own kids, careers, productivity etc..., I'll take it as a job well done and just drift away peacefully.
When I get old... Oh man I'm gonna make a big all fuss 😂...
I'm going to call my kids every day and harass them "When are you coming over, you're fathers going senile over here... I don't know how many days I have left in the damned place... You better not put me in a freaking home"... 😂😂😂
And when I die, God willing I'm throwing a freaking parade... I might even fake my death every April fools day 😂...
I've already got a bunch of pranks for the grandkids 😂
I'm going to throw a freaking party every week and tell everyone every week "I don't know... This could be my last week on this damned planet so might as well"... When there is absolutely nothing wrong with me 😂...
Everyone is going to be asking my kids all the time "What's wrong with your Dad?" all concerned and they will be all... I dk he's fool of *kitten*, there's nothing wrong with him 🙄, all annoyed 😂...
I can't wait 😂
This reminds me of the time @Caporegiem said that when he dies he wants his whole family there by his side crying and saying goodbyes.. but then he wants to hang on until it’s just awkward and not even sad anymore. They all just want to go get Chick-fil-A so he makes sure to hang on until saturday night so they have to wait til Monday to get it, it really inspired me ❤️❤️4 -
are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one4
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...3 -
will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...
okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning
the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles
a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk5 -
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Especially in their tonic water.2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...
okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning
the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles
a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk
Please don't fall down the stairs.
My embarrassing truth is that I had to delete my comment, 'cause I worry I sound like a perv
...something, something exhibitionism5 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...
okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning
the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles
a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk
@sweet_ermengarde
are there any homes for sale in your neighborhood ?3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...
okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning
the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles
a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk
Just lose the pants2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »are we still doing embarrassing truths bc i got one
Go on...
okay my pj pants are always too long, like they start off okay but by morning stretch out or something so everyday i trip going up and down the stairs and making the bed and just basically fall on my face several times every morning
the other morning i tripped and fell walking outside to get grocery package and my pants fell down 100% like in a *kitten* terrible sitcom moment like sprawled on the sidewalk with pants around my ankles
a normal *kitten* human being would have hemmed her pants or cut em off or something a long time ago or at least after she showed her *kitten* to the neighbors, but not me, i still wearing the same kind of pjs like what will it take for me to change idk
My embarrassing truth is that I find this pretty 🔥
Eta... I don't suppose they are hiring for delivery drivers are they? 😬2
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