What will u do if ur bf/gf or wife/husband will leave you?

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  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    He would never see his kid again.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Change the locks and post a "No backsies" sign on the door.

    Enjoy all the extra spending money I will have.


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  • JasonT1973
    JasonT1973 Posts: 229 Member
    How do you get taller?

    Gattica... leg implants.

    Reality... lifts in shoes.
  • ironmonkeystyle
    ironmonkeystyle Posts: 834 Member
    h1D805CB8

    thread over. This wins.
  • Nicolee_2014
    Nicolee_2014 Posts: 1,572 Member
    As for growing taller you want that surgery where they break your legs and your in a leg brace for like a year...good luck with that or unless you took hgh when your in your teens haha.

    Can you believe people do these crazy things to be taller!?! I'm a short *kitten* but no way I'd get my legs broken!
  • SilverLotusGirl
    SilverLotusGirl Posts: 537 Member
    umm...be single and date other people
  • ice1200s
    ice1200s Posts: 237 Member
    When my first wife asked for a divorce, I had a party that lasted about 5 years.
  • TheRealOrson
    TheRealOrson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Disregard.

    Aquire currency and aesthetics.
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
    He would never see his kid again.

    Really? so if your husband/bf left you he doesn't have a right to see his own children?
  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    As for growing taller you want that surgery where they break your legs and your in a leg brace for like a year...good luck with that or unless you took hgh when your in your teens haha.

    Can you believe people do these crazy things to be taller!?! I'm a short *kitten* but no way I'd get my legs broken!

    Yep my son is taking hgh actually to be taller but he has a legitimate medical reason and we had to jump through govt hoops

    as for my husband, Id be like ok see ya later :devil:
    boyfriend - hmm who told you I have one? :laugh:
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
    Cry, a lot.

    Go to the gym, every single mother funking day.

    Cry some more.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    find a new one
  • benjib84
    benjib84 Posts: 125
    If you are planning in advance for your relationships failing then surely you aren't with the right person and may as well call it quits now...
    How about things you can do to make sure you maintain a healthy and fulfilling relationship ;)

    And why wait till a relationship fails to "better" yourself??

    Do it now.
  • benjib84
    benjib84 Posts: 125
    Sick...
  • benjib84
    benjib84 Posts: 125
    Sick....
    He would never see his kid again.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,344 Member
    Why do you need your partner to leave you to do those things? (except grow taller, you can't do that with or without her)
  • Achaila
    Achaila Posts: 264 Member
    Move on and rebuild my life.
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    He would never see his kid again.




    I wish I had the vocabulary to fully convey how angry that comment makes me. In our culture, fathers are treated like crap if there is a split between the parents. Your comment, I hope was made in jest, if not, then from a father's point of view I say you have serious issues....oh and karma is a *****.
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  • Zekela
    Zekela Posts: 634 Member
    His *kitten* is stuck with my *kitten* since I'm a resident through marriage. He signed up the paperwork and I informed him of what he was doing. He cannot leave me that easily... hahahahaha!
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm going to become a super hero. She won't let me leave the house in my costume. Once she leaves, I'll be free to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Well this is a depressing thread.
  • JessTicles86
    JessTicles86 Posts: 48
    hehe
  • cparter
    cparter Posts: 754 Member
    She won't leave me. At this point we're used to the smell of each other's farts. Neither one of us wants to go through that whole thing with someone new.
    This^ ha ha ha - Well, not really (wink wink) - No, not really (cough cough).

    I would not consider the thought. I am celebrating 21 years of marriage and we are not talking about the past. We are constantly focusing on the future. I am her "Cloak" and she is my "Dagger" (only a few you will pick up on that) and our lives are forever linked. I believe that if one is to start making contingency plans in a relationship it is already doomed. When you live life freely and accept it for what it is you will enjoy your days. If you worry about what might be or the big ifs, you will fail to see the gifts of just living.
  • JessTicles86
    JessTicles86 Posts: 48
    I'm going to become a super hero. She won't let me leave the house in my costume. Once she leaves, I'll be free to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

    That made me laugh :)
  • ksmiley412
    ksmiley412 Posts: 274 Member
    I'd get me some strange.

    ^^^ditto^^^ And I did :blushing:
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  • lorettasnewbeginning
    lorettasnewbeginning Posts: 136
    Put one foot in front of the other and keep walking....
  • leduque
    leduque Posts: 37 Member
    I would go play NFL football, film the next 4 Bond movies and invent the internet. In my spare time I would explore a strange and distant planet.

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