How do I transform into a creeper?

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AJL_Daddy
AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?
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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    no kids in creeper pics and it's usually just a body part
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    You'll never be a creep with cute kids in the picture! :flowerforyou:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    and be sure to show up all over the place making lots of suggestive comments and send super creepy pm's
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Would changing my avatr to this suffice to make me a creeper?

    m222254127.jpg
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
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    Creepers get kicked in their peepers.
  • mheebner
    mheebner Posts: 285 Member
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    Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.


    :tongue:
  • Mgregory723
    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member
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    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    Wait? What? You WANT to be a creeper? :noway: Did I miss something?
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
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    remember the thigh gap guy.. He kept sending women messages about thighs. Pick a body part and
    ask women to show you that part..
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Hey Christina. NICE *kitten*!

    There. Am I creepy now? I just want to be creepy!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Sorry, man. It's a gift from birth. I'd give you some of my creeper mojo if I could, but it's not possible.

    You're either a creeper or you're not.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Make friend with TyTy he'll show you the ropes!
    Oh and does this smell like chlorophyll?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Hey Christina. NICE *kitten*!

    There. Am I creepy now? I just want to be creepy!

    Nope, still not creepy. I think you just don't have the knack.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
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    Gonna start FRing girls and asking them where they live. Will that do it?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,324 Member
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    become friends with taunto...then just sit back and watch the magic.
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
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    The most creepy of creepers are the ones that make really suggestive comments toward women WHILE they have children in their profile pics. Bonus points for saying overtly sexual things in general while your kids are on display. Nothing squicks me faster.
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
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    Dude...this is your profile! It actually made ME smile.... :laugh: Great...now I feel like a creeper :noway:

    "I am a God-fearing, Christian, Family Man.

    I very much believe in a Live-And-Let-Live approach to life. I have no problem with someone with differing thoughts and/or actions in life. That said, I'm a right-wing Republican. I don't ask my friends share my beliefs, but respect my right to have them.

    I am a Married man. My wife's name is Kristy Nicole. Married 06/05/10. I am a dad of two. Ross Michael. Born 11/16/11. Gavin Nicholas. Born 05/10/13. And finally we have a dog. Gracie. Had her since 03/28/10. Being a better man for my family is my inspiration. "
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...
  • MackLuster77
    MackLuster77 Posts: 24 Member
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    no kids in creeper pics and it's usually just a body part

    Unless they're not related.

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