How do I transform into a creeper?

AJL_Daddy
AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
edited November 1 in Chit-Chat
I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?
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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    no kids in creeper pics and it's usually just a body part
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    You'll never be a creep with cute kids in the picture! :flowerforyou:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    and be sure to show up all over the place making lots of suggestive comments and send super creepy pm's
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  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    Would changing my avatr to this suffice to make me a creeper?

    m222254127.jpg
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    Creepers get kicked in their peepers.
  • mheebner
    mheebner Posts: 285 Member
    Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.


    :tongue:
  • Mgregory723
    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member
    I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

    Wait? What? You WANT to be a creeper? :noway: Did I miss something?
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    remember the thigh gap guy.. He kept sending women messages about thighs. Pick a body part and
    ask women to show you that part..
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    Hey Christina. NICE *kitten*!

    There. Am I creepy now? I just want to be creepy!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Sorry, man. It's a gift from birth. I'd give you some of my creeper mojo if I could, but it's not possible.

    You're either a creeper or you're not.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Make friend with TyTy he'll show you the ropes!
    Oh and does this smell like chlorophyll?
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Hey Christina. NICE *kitten*!

    There. Am I creepy now? I just want to be creepy!

    Nope, still not creepy. I think you just don't have the knack.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    Gonna start FRing girls and asking them where they live. Will that do it?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    become friends with taunto...then just sit back and watch the magic.
  • verymissk
    verymissk Posts: 262 Member
    The most creepy of creepers are the ones that make really suggestive comments toward women WHILE they have children in their profile pics. Bonus points for saying overtly sexual things in general while your kids are on display. Nothing squicks me faster.
  • JDySart777
    JDySart777 Posts: 270 Member
    Dude...this is your profile! It actually made ME smile.... :laugh: Great...now I feel like a creeper :noway:

    "I am a God-fearing, Christian, Family Man.

    I very much believe in a Live-And-Let-Live approach to life. I have no problem with someone with differing thoughts and/or actions in life. That said, I'm a right-wing Republican. I don't ask my friends share my beliefs, but respect my right to have them.

    I am a Married man. My wife's name is Kristy Nicole. Married 06/05/10. I am a dad of two. Ross Michael. Born 11/16/11. Gavin Nicholas. Born 05/10/13. And finally we have a dog. Gracie. Had her since 03/28/10. Being a better man for my family is my inspiration. "
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...
  • MackLuster77
    MackLuster77 Posts: 24 Member
    no kids in creeper pics and it's usually just a body part

    Unless they're not related.
  • IronCakes
    IronCakes Posts: 317 Member
    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

    Cheaply made? We got some fine skins, you better have that ish hand stiched.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.


    :tongue:
    Go Pack Go!
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    That was a giant pic of a creepy guy that had to be deleted.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....
  • mndamon
    mndamon Posts: 549 Member
    remember the thigh gap guy.. He kept sending women messages about thighs. Pick a body part and
    ask women to show you that part..

    Yep, this will absolutely accomplish your ultimate goal.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

    ^This is creepy. And for some reason now I want to be friends with this guy.
  • Sweetestthing87
    Sweetestthing87 Posts: 276 Member
    [Lonely Island]
    When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl
    Do the Creep (hah)
    Do the Creep (hah)
    And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
    Do the Creep (hoo)
    Do the Creep (hah)
    [Andy Samberg]
    Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet
    It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'
    Let your hands flap around like a Marionette
    Pop your knees up and down, ch-ch- chicken your neck
    [Akiva Schaffer]
    Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood
    And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
    Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
    Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.
    [Lonely Island]
    When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach
    Do the Creep (hah)
    Do the Creep (hah)
    And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
    Do the Creep (hoo)
    Do the Creep (hah)
    [Andy Samberg]
    I was six years old when I started creepin'
    My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'
    You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
    And saw my little *kitten* creepin' at the foot of the bed
    [Akiva Schaffer]
    Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born
    Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
    Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
    'Cause I came out clean -- and I came out creepin'!
    [Lonely Island]
    Nicki!
    [Nicki Minaj]
    When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room
    Hide deep inside -- it was my little creep stalker room
    As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling
    Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling
    And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.
    And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.
    So pop-pop-pop your peepers,
    and tweak out your sneakers
    Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
    [Lonely Island]
    Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding
    Do the Creep (hah)
    And do the Creep (hah)
    [Nicki Minaj]
    And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake
    Do the Creep (hoo)
    And do the Creep (hah)
    [Lonely Island]
    And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body
    Do the Creep (hah)
    Do the Creep (hah)
    [Nicki Minaj]
    So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',
    [All]
    And Creep (hoo)
    Do the Creep! (hah)
    [John Waters]
    And don't forget to smile!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Go by their page, look at all their pics, then drop them a personal note that you'd love to see said person in picture # ___ and that you'd like to see them naked.

    Or

    You could creep their pics and ask them what they are wearing and that they REALLY turn you on.
  • AJL_Daddy
    AJL_Daddy Posts: 525 Member
    having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....

    So you're tellin me I'm creepy? WOO HOO! YAY!!!!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

    ^This is creepy. And for some reason now I want to be friends with this guy.

    How you doin!? Trust me, they will never be able to identify the body once I'm done with you!
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