How do I transform into a creeper?

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OK, here is my new pick up line:

See you in a bit. Hey, quick question, do you know where I can buy some choloform?

Stop. You are trying too hard.

It needs to come naturally.

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Just a suggestion...but this isn't how you start out your MFP profile if you want to be a creeper...

About Me:
I am a God-fearing, Christian, Family Man.

lol

BattleTaxi

Gearjammer71

One would think that a good creeper would never start their profile bio off with "I am a God-Fearing, Christian, Family-Man." But then again, it could be a creeper disguise.

AJL_Daddy

One would think that a good creeper would never start their profile bio off with "I am a God-Fearing, Christian, Family-Man." But then again, it could be a creeper disguise.

BINGO!

It's all a clever ruse!

harvo

Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.

Really, you have to give my methods away?

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

You'll never be a creep with cute kids in the picture! :flowerforyou:

Yes you can. Make sure the kids look like they have been abducted, and are crying to get back to their mommies.

MNA76

It think that it's something that you have to be born with. It's a gift. And a curse.

AJL_Daddy

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

harvo

Creeper love is deeper love!

I am so glad my junk pic went thru! :flowerforyou:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?

AJL_Daddy

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?

Attic. In the squeaky old chest.

WhatAnAss

Just try to look like this guy

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

I give lessons for only $19.95 a piece. It's a 16 lesson schedule. You have to pay in advance.

OH yeah. and you are almost out of Green Mountain Vermont Country Blend.

I got another box in the back of the cabinet!

Oh. Okay. I didn't look that deeply.

BTW, I am almost done with the hermaphroditic doll I have made from you and your wife's hair I collect from your pillows and hairbrush. When I complete it, should I leave it on the bed, or in the bathroom?

Attic. In the squeaky old chest.

That may make it a little cramped in here... er.. there.

kayjay14

Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.

BWAHAHA!!!!

Green and Gold!!!!!!!!

MzManiak

Well... I think you're a creeper.

But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics....

harvo

Just mention you are a die hard Vikings fan....that should do the trick.

BWAHAHA!!!!

Green and Gold!!!!!!!!

If it's green and gold you may want to have that looked at....just sayin'

harvo

Well... I think you're a creeper.

But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics....

So the junk pic FR was a bit much?

AJL_Daddy

Well... I think you're a creeper.

But, I tend to judge based on what people say rather than their pics....

A woman after my own heart! Wanna hug? We should be friends! What is your name? Do you have facebook? Oh the possibilities!

SRHelicity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

kaogirlup

IMHO, yep, that would do it! LOL! :-)

Addis_Daddy12

If you truly want to challenge your set of skill my friend, try being a creeper, but then have everyone like you even though you creep. See what I did there. Not all creeping is bad, some of these cats just take it too far. Most of them I like to refer to as having "lil boy syndrome." This is a syndrome that they suffer from where if they see anything that resembles attractiveness in a female, they tend to come unglued and say retarded stuff that gets em defriended and blocked (i.e. "hey nice tits"). It always seems to have me chuckling and shaking my damn head.

seventwenty

Act like a nice guy.

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

Just do what AJL_Daddy did yesterday. Oh wait ......

Timshel_

Less passive aggressive creepy behavior and trying this reverse psychology stuff.
Just BE the creeper you are inside.

stylistchicky

Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.

HaHaHa! Too funny!

scottaworley

It's the kids, man. I send creepy PMs all over the place and people just say "CUTE KID!"

_Waffle_

Be less attractive than the standards of the person you're creeping. If you're not it just encourages them. If you are then you're creepy. It's really simple.

PikaKnight