How do I transform into a creeper?

AJL_Daddy

How about this for a first line:

DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE YOUR DENTAL RECORDS?

miss_jessiejane

I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

^This is creepy. And for some reason now I want to be friends with this guy.

How you doin!? Trust me, they will never be able to identify the body once I'm done with you!

This is creeping done right!

__delete

The best way, is to find out everything you can about them. Where they live, where they work. What foods they like.

Then send them all the information you find out about them.

And ask them to look outside their window for the white van, you are waving at them...

MrsBobaFett

Profile picture of your junk, making out that it's to show off your quads = instant creeper

LiftBigtoGetFit

One does not simply become a Creeper... It's something you're born with...:drinker:

escloflowneCHANGED

How about this for a first line:

DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE YOUR DENTAL RECORDS?

Don't steal my jokes, dude...

jboccio90

having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....

i know right... idk how many times guys with kids asked me for pictures.. sigh

Railr0aderTony

become friends with taunto...then just sit back and watch the magic.

Agreed, Watch Taunto and see a master at work

apatheticsloth

Ahhh, this is giving me a great chuckle on a not so chuckly day.

Many thanks, Wannabe Creeper Man with kids.

diodelcibo

Just send junk pics to everyone that posts.

AJL_Daddy

having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....

i know right... idk how many times guys with kids asked me for pictures.. sigh

Another vote that I'm a creep. YAY!

SoDamnHungry

One does not simply become a Creeper... It's something you're born with...:drinker:

LMAO!

CombatGirl93

Creepers have a bad rep, just give one some love and they are fine.

I honestly thought this was what the post was about o_e

taunto

having kids in the picture and asking how to be a creeper would qualify you in my books....

i know right... idk how many times guys with kids asked me for pictures.. sigh

Another vote that I'm a creep. YAY!

You're so cute!

ryry_

How about this for a first line:

DOES YOUR FAMILY HAVE YOUR DENTAL RECORDS?

You're trying too hard

kevinjb1

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

Creeping women is an art. Its not for everyone. You can LEARN to be a creeper but you can't BE a creeper. Little details adds up. People think that simply approaching a woman and make obscene remarks and hand motions is all it takes. WRONG!

You gotta know your prey. Like a cheetah. Know who to go for. Know their route. Know their strength. Know their weakness. Know their address. Work. Hair products. Where they shop. Their family members birthdays. Everything.

You know what I do. I become a part of the girl. You don't have the guts to be a creeper. Have you ever gone into her home as a "plumber" only to re-route her shower drainage to collect all of her hair and shampoo water and used the hair to make a blanket that you use and the water to cook your meals? I bet you haven't.

Have you ever emailed her about what she wants for breakfast and then when she ignores it as spam, you. after all the necessary research, bring her the breakfast that you know she will love anyways?

Have you ever sent her a love letter telling her how much you dream about her? That you constantly stand outside her home going through her trash for anything of her? Even her tampons?

Son, you don't have what it takes to be a creeper. You have to be born for this.

Have you ever snuck into her kids bedroom while they were sleeping and taken their pics from the closet and then emailed the pics to her? You gotta tell her how much you care even about her kids.

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PaleoChocolateBear

I normally start by smelling their hair

IronCakes

I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

^This is creepy. And for some reason now I want to be friends with this guy.

How you doin!? Trust me, they will never be able to identify the body once I'm done with you!

Railr0aderTony

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

Creeping women is an art. Its not for everyone. You can LEARN to be a creeper but you can't BE a creeper. Little details adds up. People think that simply approaching a woman and make obscene remarks and hand motions is all it takes. WRONG!

You gotta know your prey. Like a cheetah. Know who to go for. Know their route. Know their strength. Know their weakness. Know their address. Work. Hair products. Where they shop. Their family members birthdays. Everything.

You know what I do. I become a part of the girl. You don't have the guts to be a creeper. Have you ever gone into her home as a "plumber" only to re-route her shower drainage to collect all of her hair and shampoo water and used the hair to make a blanket that you use and the water to cook your meals? I bet you haven't.

Have you ever emailed her about what she wants for breakfast and then when she ignores it as spam, you. after all the necessary research, bring her the breakfast that you know she will love anyways?

Have you ever sent her a love letter telling her how much you dream about her? That you constantly stand outside her home going through her trash for anything of her? Even her tampons?

Son, you don't have what it takes to be a creeper. You have to be born for this.

Have you ever snuck into her kids bedroom while they were sleeping and taken their pics from the closet and then emailed the pics to her? You gotta tell her how much you care even about her kids.

^^^ This is a master at work.



one of the first Gifs I seen Taunto post^^, I knew there was so much to learn from this man.

LiftBigtoGetFit

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AJL_Daddy

Is that a selfie? LOL!

The_Enginerd

I must just give off this non-creepy vibe. What should I be doing differently so the womens see me and be like, "OH, YUCK, CREEP"?

Creeping women is an art. Its not for everyone. You can LEARN to be a creeper but you can't BE a creeper. Little details adds up. People think that simply approaching a woman and make obscene remarks and hand motions is all it takes. WRONG!

You gotta know your prey. Like a cheetah. Know who to go for. Know their route. Know their strength. Know their weakness. Know their address. Work. Hair products. Where they shop. Their family members birthdays. Everything.

You know what I do. I become a part of the girl. You don't have the guts to be a creeper. Have you ever gone into her home as a "plumber" only to re-route her shower drainage to collect all of her hair and shampoo water and used the hair to make a blanket that you use and the water to cook your meals? I bet you haven't.

Have you ever emailed her about what she wants for breakfast and then when she ignores it as spam, you. after all the necessary research, bring her the breakfast that you know she will love anyways?

Have you ever sent her a love letter telling her how much you dream about her? That you constantly stand outside her home going through her trash for anything of her? Even her tampons?

Son, you don't have what it takes to be a creeper. You have to be born for this.

Have you ever snuck into her kids bedroom while they were sleeping and taken their pics from the closet and then emailed the pics to her? You gotta tell her how much you care even about her kids.

Creeper code is like magician's code, you can't go giving away all the secrets.

IronmanPanda

The most creepy of creepers are the ones that make really suggestive comments toward women WHILE they have children in their profile pics. Bonus points for saying overtly sexual things in general while your kids are on display. Nothing squicks me faster.

I heard chicks dig that. Especially when your wife finds out that you're having online "affairs" and makes you delete your account.
Then yoy secretly make another one and keep doing the same stuff.

lorenzovonmatterhorn7549

Ask this and make the face. Women like this.

zombiesugar

Creeper love is deeper love!

gigglybeth

[Lonely Island]
When you're out in the club and you see a fly girl
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg]
Well, we got a new dance so get up on your feet
It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Creep'
Let your hands flap around like a Marionette
Pop your knees up and down, ch-ch- chicken your neck
[Akiva Schaffer]
Now pull your waistband up like you expectin' a flood
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
Put this in your speakers; you a certified creeper.
[Lonely Island]
When you see a country peach, laying out at the beach
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
Do the Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Andy Samberg]
I was six years old when I started creepin'
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin'
You can't imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
And saw my little *kitten* creepin' at the foot of the bed
[Akiva Schaffer]
Yeah they knew I was a creep, since the day I was born
Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin'
'Cause I came out clean -- and I came out creepin'!
[Lonely Island]
Nicki!
[Nicki Minaj]
When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room
Hide deep inside -- it was my little creep stalker room
As they disrobed, I was oogling and oggling
Little did they know, that for me, they were modeling
And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.
And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.
So pop-pop-pop your peepers,
and tweak out your sneakers
Don't sleep, come on get your Creep on with me!
[Lonely Island]
Go on, get to sweatin' off a bride at her wedding
Do the Creep (hah)
And do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj]
And when you sneak into a wake, and you see a beefcake
Do the Creep (hoo)
And do the Creep (hah)
[Lonely Island]
And when the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body
Do the Creep (hah)
Do the Creep (hah)
[Nicki Minaj]
So, get your knees flexin, and your arms T-rexin',
[All]
And Creep (hoo)
Do the Creep! (hah)
[John Waters]
And don't forget to smile!

I want to be friends with you because you have Don Draper in your ticker. Does that make me a lady creeper?

cmcollins001

Just a suggestion...but this isn't how you start out your MFP profile if you want to be a creeper...

About Me:
I am a God-fearing, Christian, Family Man.

AJL_Daddy

OK, here is my new pick up line:

See you in a bit. Hey, quick question, do you know where I can buy some choloform?

BattleTaxi

One does not simply become a Creeper... It's something you're born with...:drinker:

LOVE THE POKEMON REF!! Bahahahaha!!!

ladypitek

Make friend with TyTy he'll show you the ropes!
Oh and does this smell like chlorophyll?

I prefer the smell of chloroform myself...