How do I transform into a creeper?

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  • LindsayPosey
    LindsayPosey Posts: 2,638 Member
    Comment on every thread that has a female as the last poster and ask what color panties she's wearing
  • lilbitoftrouble
    lilbitoftrouble Posts: 2,052 Member
    You can't ask a girl that you dont know to send you private pictures of herself on kik.
  • lilbitoftrouble
    lilbitoftrouble Posts: 2,052 Member
    I try but I come off as joking, if only the girls on my friends list knew I was dead serious and that I wanted to wear them like a cheaply made coat...

    Wow I hope for your friends sake you are kidding.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    Don't do it!!!! It won't end well for you! Just ask @icantbelieveiamobese or @Brucefer62
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    Don't comment on selfies, just observe silently and send a PM

    Don't know if you're trolling the person above you.......it really happens to you......or both.........I'm going to guess the latter latter portion of the comment......
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    You can't ask a girl that you dont know to send you private pictures of herself on kik.

    Why not?
  • lilbitoftrouble
    lilbitoftrouble Posts: 2,052 Member
    You can't ask a girl that you dont know to send you private pictures of herself on kik.

    Why not?

    Thanks for catching that @_Captivated_ I meant you can ask a women to send you private pictures on kik.
  • MisterRok
    MisterRok Posts: 3,985 Member
    Use someone else's pic. That's a start.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    MisterRok wrote: »
    Use someone else's pic. That's a start.

    I see what you did there............ Whoa!!!!! Whose the creeper now??!?!?!?! LULZ
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    MisterRok wrote: »
    Use someone else's pic. That's a start.

    P.S. - I would never do such a thing......... :trollface:
  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    edited November 2015
    Send them a private message complimenting a pic they posted in a thread. Then get offended when they ask you if they ever post or just lurk. Then send them 10 messages saying you're sorry and ten messages with compliments. If they don't answer or tell you to leave them alone, you've officially entered creep status. Btw, how do you block people on here?
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    Confuse people

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    my feelz......
  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    Don't comment on selfies, just observe silently and send a PM

    Lol this is the short version of what I said.
  • debrakgoogins
    debrakgoogins Posts: 2,033 Member
    Tell a girl she looks AMAZING, ask her what she does to work out, and then slowly turn the conversation into how terrible your wife is and how long it's been since you've gotten any.

    I think we have had messages from the same guy. To the O.P., you could just start a thread like the guy the other day. "Hey women, add me as a friend." Yeahhhh. Noooope.
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    MisterRok wrote: »
    Use someone else's pic. That's a start.

    Ok..y'all are messin me up!
  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    raychulj22 wrote: »
    Send them a private message complimenting a pic they posted in a thread. Then get offended when they ask you if they ever post or just lurk. Then send them 10 messages saying you're sorry and ten messages with compliments. If they don't answer or tell you to leave them alone, you've officially entered creep status. Btw, how do you block people on here?

    You have to use the browser and click block near their name. It's a life saver

    Lol thanks I'm not used to the site on mobile.
  • LindsayPosey
    LindsayPosey Posts: 2,638 Member
    How do I get creepers to creep on me?
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,382 Member
    How do I get creepers to creep on me?

    I did an experiment.....it wasn't fun....I wouldn't recommend it. And to the ladies that have to deal with it.....I'm sorry.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Be a male, over 40.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    if i say what i want to say i will for sure be banned

    mfp is hell
  • LindsayPosey
    LindsayPosey Posts: 2,638 Member
    How do I get creepers to creep on me?

    just ask.

    or post a bikini picture

    @HawleyGriffin

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  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    How do I get creepers to creep on me?

    just ask.

    or post a bikini picture

    @HawleyGriffin

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    Meet me in your inbox you sexy thang you!
  • LindsayPosey
    LindsayPosey Posts: 2,638 Member
    @raychulj22 Did you not see that @LindsayPosey tagged me in the photo. Back off and find your own hottie to creep!!!

    All creepers are welcomed.
  • raychulj22
    raychulj22 Posts: 140 Member
    @raychulj22 Did you not see that @LindsayPosey tagged me in the photo. Back off and find your own hottie to creep!!!

    You just earned yourself your own creeper @HawleyGriffin. I'd close my blinds if I were you!
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