What's a thing you always assumed?

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

    :D yeah...cartoons and movies made me believe I better watch where I step.

    Or to let the other guy go first.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,540 Member
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    I assumed that there were no people left living in iron lungs.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Seems you also assumed there were princes.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.

    I'm honestly partial to a regular guy. Walt Disney was a hopeless romantic.

    ETA: that's faithful

    ETA: that likes tacos

    See, a faithful taco eating prince is even more rare. All these extra criteria make it less likely that some regular guy can rent a jester outfit, do some light sewing to make it passable, and woo you before you figure out he's not a real prince. 🤡
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    I always assumed that quicksand would be more of a problem than it has thus far.

    yes.

    100 percent.

    might I also add, this has been more than a little disappointing.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Seems you also assumed there were princes.

    Walt Disney said so 🤷

    True. It was on TV, so...
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,467 Member
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    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.
  • rosebarnalice
    rosebarnalice Posts: 3,488 Member
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    I always assumed that skinny people were happier and healthier than I was.
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.

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  • twitchandshout
    twitchandshout Posts: 1,591 Member
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    rosebarnalice wrote: »
    I always assumed that skinny people were happier and healthier than I was.

    I have encountered so many unhealthy habits among supposed fitness people. I no longer judge by how big the muscles are or how slim the waist
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    5ofseven wrote: »
    Kashmir_314_ wrote: »
    I assumed one day my prince would come

    Trouble is he'll probably look like a regular guy. They don't even give out prince costumes to real princes anymore.

    I'm honestly partial to a regular guy. Walt Disney was a hopeless romantic.

    ETA: that's faithful

    ETA: that likes tacos

    See, a faithful taco eating prince is even more rare. All these extra criteria make it less likely that some regular guy can rent a jester outfit, do some light sewing to make it passable, and woo you before you figure out he's not a real prince. 🤡

    So you're telling me there's no chance?

    All of my brothers are married, so...
  • chuckle_bunny
    chuckle_bunny Posts: 496 Member
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    I assumed there would be cookies & punch in this thread for us to chat and mingle. This is no way to treat guests! @5ofseven
  • 5ofseven
    5ofseven Posts: 791 Member
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    chuckle_bunny wrote: »
    I assumed there would be cookies & punch in this thread for us to chat and mingle. This is no way to treat guests! 5ofseven

    It's hard to be such a disappointment, but I give it my all. I can barely be bothered to engage in a civil manner when paged, now you want cookies? I think I'd have better luck eating tacos and playing dress up with @Kashmir_314_
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,668 Member
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    corinasue1143 wrote: »
    I always assumed that when you got married, you would live happily ever after.

    I was fooled by this assumption too

    Boyfriends are more fun
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Not unless your talent is bullsharting, polictics or sports.

    Fair. :joy:
  • CaramonM
    CaramonM Posts: 263 Member
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    KosmosKitten wrote: »
    I always assumed that talent would be enough to get a person someplace.

    Look at Van Gogh.

    Why even spend 40 years developing artistic ability when you can sell a banana taped to a wall for 120k?

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