What irks you today?

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  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,731 Member
    This lady at the ice cream shop last night.

    They have 35 flavors...she needed to sample ALL of them before making a decision. They are not weird flavors. She's like "hmmm...okay...now let me try your strawberry." It's strawberry ice cream lady, what do you think it tastes like?

    There were 10 people in line behind her as she's doing this. The lone employee, a timid teenager behind the counter, was obviously worried about the lady's reaction if she tried to push her to stop sampling and just order something.

    After trying ALL 35 flavors, she ordered vanilla, I shirt you not.

    35? Baskin Robbins needs to step up their game.

    No one in line said anything either? No passive aggressive heavy sighs? No "Jesus Christ, lady, save some for the rest of us?"
  • SuzySunshine99
    SuzySunshine99 Posts: 2,989 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    This lady at the ice cream shop last night.

    They have 35 flavors...she needed to sample ALL of them before making a decision. They are not weird flavors. She's like "hmmm...okay...now let me try your strawberry." It's strawberry ice cream lady, what do you think it tastes like?

    There were 10 people in line behind her as she's doing this. The lone employee, a timid teenager behind the counter, was obviously worried about the lady's reaction if she tried to push her to stop sampling and just order something.

    After trying ALL 35 flavors, she ordered vanilla, I shirt you not.

    35? Baskin Robbins needs to step up their game.

    No one in line said anything either? No passive aggressive heavy sighs? No "Jesus Christ, lady, save some for the rest of us?"

    Oh, there were loud heavy sighs and mumbling under our breaths...but it had no effect on her.

    She just seemed like the type of person that would go off if you really said anything, so we kept to the passive-aggressive stuff. And people can carry guns, so...you know, probably not worth it.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,731 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    This lady at the ice cream shop last night.

    They have 35 flavors...she needed to sample ALL of them before making a decision. They are not weird flavors. She's like "hmmm...okay...now let me try your strawberry." It's strawberry ice cream lady, what do you think it tastes like?

    There were 10 people in line behind her as she's doing this. The lone employee, a timid teenager behind the counter, was obviously worried about the lady's reaction if she tried to push her to stop sampling and just order something.

    After trying ALL 35 flavors, she ordered vanilla, I shirt you not.

    35? Baskin Robbins needs to step up their game.

    No one in line said anything either? No passive aggressive heavy sighs? No "Jesus Christ, lady, save some for the rest of us?"

    Oh, there were loud heavy sighs and mumbling under our breaths...but it had no effect on her.

    She just seemed like the type of person that would go off if you really said anything, so we kept to the passive-aggressive stuff. And people can carry guns, so...you know, probably not worth it.

    Sadly, the gun thing did cross my mind.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Why does the tap water at work smell like fish?
  • IYKYK_
    IYKYK_ Posts: 87 Member
    The fact that I now taste fish in my mouth 😩
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    IYKYK_ wrote: »
    The fact that I now taste fish in my mouth 😩

    Look into my eyes. You are feeling very sleepy. Sleeeeeeeepy
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,731 Member
    LOL soooooooooo I walked into the smoothie place to get my boss his smoothie and there was a woman who had just started ordering. But she was new and didn't know what she wanted and had questions. A lot of them. (I'm easy. I get the same thing every day.) She made up her mind and was being rung up, ended up on the phone with someone, and ended up ordering (again, not sure what ingredients come in what and what sizes, etc) a second acai bowl (they sell those too). I kinda rolled my eyes but then started laughing because, as I told the girl working, this was so funny and so ironic. :)
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    Cramps. This stupid expensive bag of peanut m&ms I bought at the airport are helping but I am of course, also irked by the price.
  • LilithReigns
    LilithReigns Posts: 225 Member
    the raging hunger I have right before my period, last two days I've wanted to do nothing but eat...I have not stuffed my face until today.. I couldn't resist getting little chocolates from a coworker and I even bought strawberry milk because it simply looked good. :D pray i do not gain this week from the desire to eat everything in sight.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    the raging hunger I have right before my period, last two days I've wanted to do nothing but eat...I have not stuffed my face until today.. I couldn't resist getting little chocolates from a coworker and I even bought strawberry milk because it simply looked good. :D pray i do not gain this week from the desire to eat everything in sight.

    I feel ya sista 😔😩
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Crumbl Cookies is majorly overrated. I’ve had a better cookie from a gas station. Plus I don’t like the kre8tive spelling. It reminds me of this ambulance company I’ve been seeing lately that’s called “Ambulunz”…..just leave me for dead if it comes to that.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    My stupid phone telling me it’s my stupid bedtime
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Crumbl Cookies is majorly overrated. I’ve had a better cookie from a gas station. Plus I don’t like the kre8tive spelling. It reminds me of this ambulance company I’ve been seeing lately that’s called “Ambulunz”…..just leave me for dead if it comes to that.

    I like it. I only want to be rescued by Ambulunz

  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Crumbl Cookies is majorly overrated. I’ve had a better cookie from a gas station. Plus I don’t like the kre8tive spelling. It reminds me of this ambulance company I’ve been seeing lately that’s called “Ambulunz”…..just leave me for dead if it comes to that.

    I like it. I only want to be rescued by Ambulunz
    😂🚑

    Noted. I’m gonna send you some Crumbl if you stay in the hospital. And some m&m’s. Only blue.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,830 Member
    edited June 2022
    Hotel staff who refuse to answer the phone, sending me to the automated phone loop instead 😑
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,731 Member
    Finally getting new batteries in my garmin and now it's completely underestimating my exercise calories.
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    In movies, when the actor is playing a dead person and you can still see chest rise and fall, or breathing.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Ill-fitting undergarments from unintended weight changes. *kitten* quadriboob muffins
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Ill-fitting undergarments from unintended weight changes. *kitten* quadriboob muffins

    Don't know what that is pic would be great. 🤪
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When the tarot cards say go to therapy
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    When the tarot cards say go to therapy

    I’m pretty sure you just keep picking a card until you get the ones you like.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When the tarot cards say go to therapy

    I’m pretty sure you just keep picking a card until you get the ones you like.

    Or use 8 ball instead.
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When the tarot cards say go to therapy

    I’m pretty sure you just keep picking a card until you get the ones you like.

    That’s how I play poker
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    Nobody even noticed that I changed my pants
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    When the ice cream machine is “broken“
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 18,830 Member
    Having to repeatedly fill out multiple forms to get paid
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    jodear8125 wrote: »
    I’m sick in bed and no one cares no one looking after me

    I hope you get better quickly 🙂
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    I can’t find my good sewing scissors & I’m afraid I might have put them in a safe place
  • twitchymcgee
    twitchymcgee Posts: 769 Member
    I can’t find my good sewing scissors & I’m afraid I might have put them in a safe place

    Yup. Right where I put them