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  • AnnPT77
    AnnPT77 Posts: 35,693 Member
    springlering62 wrote: »
    PAV8888 wrote: »
    my scale is on the carpet by the front door

    I think some nutrient balancing is in order.

    Iron: first, iron your carpet.

    Get your level out of the tool box, carefully leveling your scale in both directions, cutting or shaving carpet as necessary til a perfect balance achieved.

    You are weighing yourself standing on one leg, right? You know you’re lighter that way, right?

    But when I do that, it says my body fat is 97.3%. That can't be good: We all know these are precision instruments. 😬
  • springlering62
    springlering62 Posts: 9,139 Member
    AnnPT77 wrote: »
    springlering62 wrote: »
    PAV8888 wrote: »
    my scale is on the carpet by the front door

    I think some nutrient balancing is in order.

    Iron: first, iron your carpet.

    Get your level out of the tool box, carefully leveling your scale in both directions, cutting or shaving carpet as necessary til a perfect balance achieved.

    You are weighing yourself standing on one leg, right? You know you’re lighter that way, right?

    But when I do that, it says my body fat is 97.3%. That can't be good: We all know these are precision instruments. 😬

    Silly lady. That’s your muscle %. Check that again.

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