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AnnPT77

springlering62 wrote: »

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PAV8888 wrote: »

my scale is on the carpet by the front door

I think some nutrient balancing is in order.

Iron: first, iron your carpet.

Get your level out of the tool box, carefully leveling your scale in both directions, cutting or shaving carpet as necessary til a perfect balance achieved.

You are weighing yourself standing on one leg, right? You know you’re lighter that way, right?

But when I do that, it says my body fat is 97.3%. That can't be good: We all know these are precision instruments. 😬

springlering62

AnnPT77 wrote: »

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springlering62 wrote: »

PAV8888 wrote: »

my scale is on the carpet by the front door

I think some nutrient balancing is in order.

Iron: first, iron your carpet.

Get your level out of the tool box, carefully leveling your scale in both directions, cutting or shaving carpet as necessary til a perfect balance achieved.

You are weighing yourself standing on one leg, right? You know you’re lighter that way, right?

But when I do that, it says my body fat is 97.3%. That can't be good: We all know these are precision instruments. 😬

Silly lady. That’s your muscle %. Check that again.