Ever faked an "O"

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    Yep....hot soccer chic about 15 years younger than me...I hated life and really enjoyed parts of that 5 or so weeks....
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Why the hell would I? That doesn't really benefit me.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    No and I've never understood why any woman would. If it's not good, then don't fake it. If it is good, you don't need to fake it.

    EXACTLY! :flowerforyou:
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    Use condoms and/ or don't pull out. :wink:

    In re: the second, it's still pretty easily verified if the guy faked it.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    That's exactly how you do it. *yawn*
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
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    Nope... if I want an Oreo, I always buy the real thing! :tongue:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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  • Rkthach
    Rkthach Posts: 33 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    OMG!! HAHAHAHAHA
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Only when the guy was working with a small package that didn't work for me!
  • BranMuffin86
    BranMuffin86 Posts: 314 Member
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    Yuppers sure have!
  • WhataBroad
    WhataBroad Posts: 1,091 Member
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    epic!
  • nathotte
    nathotte Posts: 51 Member
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    Nope, why fake it, then he'd continue what he was doing that wasn't working... absolutely no benefits to me if that happens. It's called communication and if you can't do that you shouldn't be in bed with that person trying to "do the deed"
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    Many times.
  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    Have a spoonful of warm mayo on hand...no pun intended.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Haha yes. I find it difficult to have one unless I'm in love. No problem having them now.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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    Why the hell would I? That doesn't really benefit me.

    You have the right attitude, young lady.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    uhhhhh no. sex doesn't always have to end in an O, it's just an added bonus. I don't get the point of faking one.

    eta: of course it's about a million times better if it does happen, but sometimes it just ain't happening. nothing wrong with that.
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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    Nope, why fake it, then he'd continue what he was doing that wasn't working... absolutely no benefits to me if that happens. It's called communication and if you can't do that you shouldn't be in bed with that person trying to "do the deed"

    You've never had a boyfriend who insists he won't go until you do. Throw a small child yelling for her Mom in the mix and there is no other solution.
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    Have a spoonful of warm mayo on hand...no pun intended.

    lol. That seems like a pretty ideal thing to keep in the bedroom :laugh:
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    This isn't an easy feat for us men.... other then maybe pulling out and hawk a loogie and spit it onto her back? lol seriously how could that work?

    Have a spoonful of warm mayo on hand...no pun intended.

    Bicycle pump and a pot of yoghurt.
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